Whats the worst come back you've ever heard? Options

[JC4P]

Mine was this one time this dude was tryin to beat up my best friend, and i stood up for him, and said ,"why dont you go pick on someone your own size?" and he goes like ,"haha! you love (insert my girlfriends's name here. which i dont wanna tell)" and eh walked off...i'm like wtf...watz the worst you've hearD?

[ficklenesswhatev...]

Your mom goes to colledge!

[HongKongDong]

I said something... forgot what it was it was a long time ago... he didn't even have a comeback it was like...

"Oh yeah... oh yeah... OH YEAH!..." *walks aways in shame*
I was just like wtf!?

[Nicolatofu]

I'm not really for sure....but "I know you are but what am I??" gets annoying...I don't even get it..

[shortiiex]

the worst comeback is no comeback...

[mactjhs]

well one of them is "oo yea well get ur balls out of my mouth!" and another one that someone said to me was "oo yea, well you got weirdo fungus!" haha i was like when i heard those two! lol

[*salcha*]

my friend asked me a question, and I answered her, then she just looked at me and said,"i don't care."
well, SHE ASKED.

[krispy_kreme333]

Your mom goes to colledge!

haha i was gonna say that.
i cant think of one. oh well.

[heyyfrankie]

your mom...




that bugs me so much!

[jennyjenny]

" You're such a geek "
" You're such a dork "

[BOAmusics]

"get out my freaken way nigga"
or
"ching chan chong" thinking that i'm chinese!!! gggggggggggr

[xj_liana_tx]

what exactly does your mom goes to college mean??
well, i don't keep track of their comebacks

[ItzOnlySydney]

yea? well ur just stupid what do you know?

[cocoalightning27]

One i heard was "right back at you".....WTF?

[actionrobot_go]

"Your mom called....



she said that you SUCK"

[EmmalieV]

the worst comeback is no comeback...

i so0o agree.

[KELLYYY]

"Stfu" is the worst comeback, to me it is.

[jnukes]

well .. it was a rap battle at lunch .. everyone's in a circle .. and then two of my friends are battling .. tha first one MURDERS him .. and then tha 2nd guy was like 'somethin somethin somethin .. i'll STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE THUNDER !" .. EVERYONE started cracking up .. hahaha ...

and then there was another one .. this white guy was trying to battle .. and then he was like "yea, i'll put 5 to your head, yea that's what i said"
once again .. EVERYONE started cracking up .. hahaha .. it was so funny ..

[JC4P]

what exactly does your mom goes to college mean??
well, i don't keep track of their comebacks

Exactly. when people say that to me, i just say, my mom dosent go to college. she teachers. :P
cuz my mom really teaches at the college here

[Ington]

"SO??????"

That bothers me so much. Usually its the annoying psychotic quiet-one-second-lawsuit-another type girls at my school. They say "SOO??" and then try to kill me.

[*xcaitlinx*]

a few days ago....i was in this fight with some stupid bitch that ive always hated. and she imed me and said

"SHUT THE f**k UP SLUT!"

and i said this comeback, and in return she said

" SHUT THE f**k UP SLUT!"

over ... and over ... and over again. why would she im me to fight if she has no disses??

[ghjgfkgfk]

"your mom"

sorry kids, it jsut isn't funny.

[BlissfulIgnoranc...]

Your mom goes to colledge!

lmao...


the worst comeback ...uh.."yo mama's so ugly she only got married ONCE!"...hahahah i love that movie

[Heathasm]

this was on the internet on a virtual chat...this guy was wearing a picture of the lead singer of disturbed and i was like "he could be a very good drag queen"
and he got all offened and was like "well this is the lead singer of disturbed" and im like "i know...." and he goes "you probably listen to rap or some thing"
then i just said "that was so lame im speachless" :)

[angel-roh]

Hmm... It was supposed to be a good comeback, but ehh... it turn out to be that my friend, Sharon was dating a 28 year old guy who looked like a 17 year old guy -_-;;; I mean she's like 16 years old and dating a 28 year old guy just gived me a sick look. She was jealous and very mad at my friend, Karen.... cause Karen didn't mean to take Sharon's boyfriend away from Sharon. I mean it's Sharon's boyfriend's fault for going to Karen... so to give a great comebacks, Sharon decided to bring a rich, intelligent, business-type guy to Karen and her ex-boyfriend. But ehh... also we found out that he is already married too.. i felt bad, but it was the worst comebacks -_-;;

[tooeffingcrazy]

"You are a loser!"
"Well, so are you!"

[*videogamsta*]

well there is a loser in our skool and he said this to my friend: You have a unibrow!

[*stephinika*]

"you suck!"
"you suck more!"

[*Programmer*]

"your slow"
"your stupieder"

[*instantmusic*]

you got your suits at a toilet store. (brick - anchorman)

[TrustU2HurtMe]

Best worst comeback ever heard was during gym last year: YEAH?! WELL, YOUR MOM'S A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And one I first heard in the 6th grade, "You suck." "You swallow." Clever then, played out now.

[HongKongDong]

Hahhaha.... a friend of mine just made one of the worst ones ever xD

Me: "Dude..."
Him: "What"
Me: "You suck"
Him: "PENIS!"
Me: "... hope you know you just dissed yourself"
Him: "No I... wait yeah I did.."

[Looow]

"you suck!"
"you suck more!"

Those always crack me up =D

"Shut the f**k up, a-hole"

[y0urelectrikk]

yeah well.. I dont like your face!

[mouse_3k]

"I know you are but what am I?" thats just so 1st grade...

[xbr0kensmil3]

" your mom" ..
wtf everyone uses the mom comebacks

[*salcha*]

Best worst comeback ever heard was during gym last year: YEAH?! WELL, YOUR MOM'S A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And one I first heard in the 6th grade, "You suck." "You swallow."  Clever then, played out now.

hahah those are funny

[brand0n]

omfg ur mom does this
ur mom is that
ur mom ur mom
ur mom is gay
ur mom has a penis
ur mom this ur mom that

[kokosofly]

I hate when people come back using the same joke just told on them..
Ex... like if someone called someone else stupid or ugly or w/e.. and the person just comes back saying, "no, you're ugly!"

[musicjunkie]

Hmmm i would say the worst one i have heard was when someone called me i think naraku? or something like that. All i could say was wtf? Anyone know what this means? lol

[clarissa]

"your mom." or "your dog."
stuff like that. so annoying.

[EXPLO5ION]

"WELL YOUR MOM... BYE"

this kid just started running offfff...

[LeSLiE]

"YOUR MOM!!", "Your Gramma!!"
"Your mamma's uncle's dog's baby's father's aunt likes your d*ck"
"WHAT BITCH, WANNA GO?!"
"Your mom goes to college"
"Stupid white person"

[Tung]

it's always the "your moma" comebacks. ahahah. those are the lamest and worsts. but in a way..it sorta works ahahha.

[WhiteLotus*]

"Becuase I'm cool like that.."

My gosh.

[pshaa.shauna]

"YEAH WELL YOU'RE A STUPID MOVIE!!"


.....wtf?

[ParanoidAndroid]

"You're so stupid, I bet you um... uhhhh"

worst comeback ever

[Soleil]

"I know you are but what am I?" thats just so 1st grade...

Haha thats the same one I was going to write!!!!

[5ayuri]

My guy friend was bugging one of my cousins (she's short and he's tall) and he was like "GO PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!"
It was funny.
Oh and one time this little girl (around 7) was telling me "Don't hate appreciate!"
I didn't even bother.

[Note]

Your mom goes to preschool!
...
[jerry]

[*StanleyThePanda*]

your mom...
that bugs me so much!

yeah that........

or if we are in a big fight and they are like "WHATEVER! you're wrong!" thats annoying

[*incoherent*]

your mom
youre gay
i hate you

and the worst of all..."im rubber and you're glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you"

oh, and here is one some kid at my school got the biggest kick out of. both of these are lame, but you get the point.
theyd say something, and you'd reply with make me. lame comeback in its self, but hed go as far as to say "i dont make trash, i burn it".

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Herizon Action]

ONLINE, the worst comeback I've ever had to face was anything that starts with "YOUR" when it has to be You're or You are.

And "YOUR GAY" is not a comeback/insult if it's not true, and even if it is, it shouldn't be.

[BarreL]

to me personally : " youre too short for me to hear "

of all time : " i know you are but what am i "

[ApocalypseAelis]

"You suck!"
"You suck more!"
"You suck George Bush!"

:0

[o0olaalaa]

i know you are, but what am i

God that sounds so dumb

[Tribal J_Rome]

"YOU'RE FACE!"

lol

[lovescream]

Whatever = Most annoying & most overused comeback besides yo' momma, IMO.

[add1cted2f1re]

OK, idk if this was already posted, but i thought it was stupid:

I said: "Holy crap! Did you see that bug!?"
And one of my friends goes: "No, but ur FACE saw that bug! OO!! BURNED!" (then.. i think "want some ice w/ that burn?" lolw/e)

THEN omg.. this one's great (by that i mean "WTF!?")
Ok, this guy (daniel) goes: "hey anna, look at my wicked awesome fluffy coat!" (he was sporting her jacket)
She goes (impersonating him): "Yeah, im cool cuz im on the football team!" (which he was)

we were both like... WTF!?

[malimars]

people hate when u agree wit them or something say ur in an argument and there like whatever your a bitch and u say "obviously tell me something i didnt know" or they say your f**king ugly...n u say i know i love it tho THAT MAKES PEOPLE SO MAD WHEN THEY SEE THERE LAME COMMENTS RNT GETTING TO U

[miss-_-guitar]

A: ur a slut
B: well u had sex with me last night
it was funny cause they were both guys

[racoons > you]

yeah, wel... YOU'RE STUPID

it was actually me who said it, but lets over look that

[Comptine]

"you're a girl so stfu, what do you know?"

shrug. you know what my comeback was?






a swift kick in the balls

[SillyCourtney]

I think it's bad when they don't even have a comeback. I mean, honestly, saying something like "your mom," or "you're stupid" is better than nothing at all.

[BOOGERSHAHA]

agreeing with everybody else here..."your mom" is really bad.

[sm0kinm0nky]

I've heard a lot of stupid ones

like YOUR MOM


or I remeber this one time I was sitting next to one of my sophmore friends on the bus and when she got off this kid behind me was like OH DO YOU LIKE ____ you always listen to your iPOD WITH HER, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SIT WITH GIRLS ON THE BUS? and seeing that he always sits with guys and he has a reputation for not getting any girls I said, " well at least girls want to sit next to me " and then he smiled, laughed and thought of something and said "YOU LIKE HER DON'T YOU"

[AngryBaby]

"your stupid"

"OH YEAH WELL YOUR FACE IS STUPID!"

i said the comeback

[Aoiro]

Your mom.

[Chii]

Whatever = Most annoying & most overused comeback besides yo' momma, IMO.

i agree, especially when they have this attittude, like "psh whatever"

[*lolita kitty*]

whatever.
usually people use it when they're pissed off at you and have nothing else to say. you say something really mean to them, and all they can say is "well...uh...WHATEVER."
lame.

[simx]

my friend asked me a question, and I answered her, then she just looked at me and said,"i don't care."
well, SHE ASKED.

LMFAO haha that made me laugh

"your mom" is a common comeback i've heard...
"Justin is raping me!!!"
"Your mom is raping me!"
it gets annoying but it's funny

[*salcha*]

another one.


"shut up"

[xangelkissesx]

"Whatever"
"Your mom"
"Your stupid"
Please.....

[justdecent]

my sister and I give eachother "your momma" come back's all of the time... it's funny.... people always listen and think we're crazy!

[pbear]

"your mom," of course. but also

person a: "you're such a suck-up!"
person b: "well you're such a suck down!"

[Midnight Faerie]

This morning, a sixth grader on the bus was sitting in my seat, and I told her to move. Her brilliant response was: "You're a butt." Oh, burn.

[mzbbc]

me: ...shut up
him: you're a two dollar ho.
me: well considering how many ppl i'm doing my ass is a millionaire by now.
him: ok then HO.
me: *walks off*

wtf was i thinking? somehow that didn't come out right.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Your Face.

[coconutter]

I go you're so immature and she says

WELL YOUR FACE IS IMMATURE I'm like wtf you're such a loser.

[azngrl7691]

oh yea? WELL UR UGLY


lol horrible -.-

[*Solipsist*]

" Your family! "
" Your generation! "

scrub...

- Solipsist

[rx_azngirl]

Your mom goes to colledge!

LOL yea that's so stupid, but I think Kip was referring to the YO' MOMMA jokes.

[klumzy]

the worst comebacks i ever heard were the ones where they didn't even say anything..

[*lolita kitty*]

oh yeah, and you cant ever forget ..

"you just hate me cuz im black."

[Saeglopur]

Me: GIRLS RULE!!!
Y: .... yeah well ..... You go girl.
Me: That was the worst comeback ever.
Y: Yeah.. I know.

[racoons > you]

'i hope you get demodded, you stupid ugly spam whore. edit this, bitch'

people are stupid.

[sense.n.style]

she started to mimic me in a very snotty way... but i wasnt even the 1 who said stuuf to her, it was a friend!

[let me post]

like once my friend posted in this thread to this girl and this girls friend tried to be clever and posted my friends comeback in the "worst comebacks thread'. ha ha ha what a stupid ninja

[racoons > you]

and then the first girls friend did exactly the same thing which he just said was lame...

hes MUCH cooler

[Paradox of Life]

In science class one of my friends was like "Charlie, you're so stupid."
And he was like "Stop talking about yourself!"

Sent shivers down my spine.

[toria66622]

If Im arguing with someone and I call them a "B****", they will go "No ur a B****"..
how gay

[*jooleeah*]

your face.
or...i know you are but what am i? psssh. first graders are so f**king annoying.

[mzbbc]

me: ...shut up.
him: go suck a lemon!

wtf?

[Looow]

"Your mom"
" You want a cookie for that?"
"Whatever"
"Shut up"

[K1D]

when somebody say'z a joke about your mom and u say "MY MOM IS DEAD" i think thatz a comeback

[ilovebranden]

errmm. the lamest come back was when my friend and this girl were arguing and the girl says, "Oh yeah? Well, yer fat!" and walks off.

[m.ar.i.a]

my friend asked me a question, and I answered her, then she just looked at me and said,"i don't care."
well, SHE ASKED.

ooh. my bro did that to me.

i heard "i know you are but what am i?!" and mimicking in a REALLY bratty voice then putting her hands over her ears............. it was all from the same person and she was 13 yrs old

[vash1530]

when ever you make fun of them and they try and stall for a comeback.

example:

ME: ur legs are so ashy, looks like you were practicing kickboxing on a chalk board!"

THEM:"yea, well you know what"
or
"O really, cuzzzzzzzz......"
very annoying

[Smoogrish]

^ Yeah, me too. I think probably the stupid comeback I've ever heard is "Oh yeah, well.. you're so smart you're STUPID!" I was like.. "Uhm, sure."

[The_AZN_Godfathe...]

"That's not very nice..."

Really?!