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why do guyd like to masturbate?
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post Feb 12 2005, 01:14 PM
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Since I've noticed most of the guys like to masturbate after they have hitten puberty, etc..after they go through things..and i still have no f**king idea what the point is to masturbate..what does it do to you? id rather have real sex..but masturbating = nothing
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 01:26 PM
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to release sexual tension, i assuming. girls do it, too. ask one of them.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 01:41 PM
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To get pleasure since they can't get the real thing?
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 02:18 PM
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obvious..
do you think every boi who hits puberty can get real sex?
solution.. masturbate.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 02:24 PM
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you masturbate when you can't have real sex.

it makes you feel 'good' and relieves stress.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(becomingAWARE @ Feb 12 2005, 1:26 PM)
to release sexual tension, i  assuming. girls do it, too. ask one of them.
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not this one, darlin'.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 02:31 PM
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more wanking?

god this site is like horny-fest it really is
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 03:08 PM
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I can get the real thing, and yet I still masturbate because things don't always work out, and it isn't like you always have time to hook up with a girl or guy... To have sex... So then instead if you are horny, and feel like it... Then you masturbate... It feels good either way... And it is tricking your mind into thinking it is the real thing... So yes... The Orgasm feels the same if sometimes better because guys know what they like...
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE(becomingAWARE @ Feb 12 2005, 1:26 PM)
to release sexual tension, i  assuming. girls do it, too. ask one of them.
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I agree with that... But once you get a Gf the need goes down... Even though your not having sex I guess...
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 05:32 PM
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Prolly because they want a "burning sensation".
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 05:32 PM
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it guy nature!
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Feb 12 2005, 10:14 AM)
id rather have real sex..but masturbating = nothing
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You make it sound like it's easy for guys to get "real sex".
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 07:22 PM
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i have 5 in my closet right now, Gigi! thumbsup.gif
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 07:28 PM
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Jeez, what is with these threads lately.

Anyway i toss off if i cant have sex that week or if i just f'ing feel like it. If i look at porn, i almost always do.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 08:16 PM
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It's a 'natural thing', there's no problem with it. It's kinda the same thing with people that go to massage parlors, why do they go there; because they want to relieve stress and to feel good. It's the same thing with masturbating only you're massaging something else besides your back, neck and feet.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 12:10 AM
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QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Feb 12 2005, 4:22 PM)
i have 5 in my closet right now, Gigi! thumbsup.gif
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HOT GUY ON GUY ACTION?????
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 12:16 AM
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it feels good, and when you can't have sex...
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 12:46 AM
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Hmmm since im not i guy i really dont know but i think its just when their horny and they dont have a partner. lol. so they release it by masturbating, it dosent bother me though. N.e ways it makes you wonder who dose it...lol
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 01:27 AM
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We dont do it b/c we cant get a girl... its because its just soothing... its the best feeling in the world. Girls can do it to, dont just fram guys b/c they openly admit it and do it quite often... haha
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 01:36 AM
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It's supposed to relieve sexual tension. Also, if you masterbate a lot, you won't have a lot of wet dreams.

Plus it's supposed to feel really good.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:23 AM
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Its cuz unlike women, our hands tend to not nag us about dishes vacuming, and other chores around the house. It gives us "what we want" when we want it... LOL
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 03:46 AM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Feb 12 2005, 9:10 PM)
HOT GUY ON GUY ACTION?????
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someone is excited. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 08:26 AM
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For pleasure? When you can't get the real thing.

You'd rather have real sex but I bet real sex wouldn't rather have you.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Feb 12 2005, 11:10 PM)
HOT GUY ON GUY ACTION?????
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not that again? rolleyes.gif

and i guess we masturbate because we are men and all we think about is sex. and guys aren't the only ones that masturbate! girls do it do. (just probably not as much wink.gif)
 
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Feb 13 2005, 5:26 AM)
You'd rather have real sex but I bet real sex wouldn't rather have you.
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lol! laugh.gif

aaanyways...probably to relieve sexual frustration when they have no-one else around? or just to feel good whenever they want. *shrug*
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 09:43 PM
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gievs you a sexual feeling and fun lol
girls masturbate too you know i wonder why they do it
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 02:05 AM
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They're desperate
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 06:09 AM
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post Feb 14 2005, 11:45 AM
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^
thinking the same thing.
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 01:29 PM
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cause girls can't satisfy guys.
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 06:36 PM
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geez i know sex is the real thing!
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 07:11 PM
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^what They said
and to add to it "on a totally orgasmic experience"
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 07:44 PM
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IT'S SAFER THAN SEX.
 
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post Feb 21 2005, 04:26 PM
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QUOTE(x shootingstar x @ Feb 12 2005, 1:18 PM)
obvious..
do you think every boi who hits puberty can get real sex?
solution.. masturbate.
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^^ 'Nuff said.
 
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post Feb 21 2005, 08:01 PM
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who doesn't want "real" sex? (i wish i could) but you masturbate when u can't have sex..
 
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post Feb 21 2005, 10:07 PM
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QUOTE(asiu1990 @ Feb 21 2005, 5:01 PM)
who doesn't want "real" sex? (i wish i could)  but you masturbate when u can't have sex..
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Dam str8
 
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post Feb 21 2005, 10:34 PM
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cause they're HORNY
 
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post Mar 19 2005, 05:13 AM
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Hmm... hard question... I really have no idea. I guess 'cause it feels good, and when you're done, you feel tired and relaxed.

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1) it releases stress.
2) feels good.
3) feels good
4) feels good
5) mmmm, feels good!
 
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you masturbate when you can't have real sex


Not true at all. Some gurls arent ready to have sex yet. So what am i supposed to d if my gurl doesnt wanna do it yet?? Cheat on her? Not exactly.
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 05:48 PM
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i try to "save it up" by not doing it for a week then if i cant get inside a woman i go grab a porno mag and head to the bathroom
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 05:50 PM
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i do it cuz it feels good and when your bored.. lol.
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 09:04 AM
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post Mar 21 2005, 10:58 AM
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its better than walking around with a lump in your pants.
 
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We've told you it all..
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 03:56 PM
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QUOTE(becomingAWARE @ Feb 12 2005, 10:26 AM)
to release sexual tension, i  assuming. girls do it, too. ask one of them.
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lol, here I am...ya...I don't masturbate cause I wanna it's jsut cause it happens sometimes, it's not like I crave the real thing, I don't wanna have sex ermm.gif I Really don't. and I dont' care ofr masturbating, I'd probably rather not...but when your hormones get to much it seems like it's okay, liek it's almsot a good thing huh.gif oh man, I'm a messed up kid...but I do find it wrong and embarrising deep down inside and I wished I didn't...and mostly I don't...it' sjsut liek a few nights before my period my hormones go POP and ya.. rolleyes.gif

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post Apr 1 2005, 04:03 PM
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well..i'm not a guy so i honestly wouldn't know...but i heard its good that guys do and if they don't it can be harmful..that is if they aren't having sex and such when they're older (for those who are waiting till marriage). i don't know thats what i heard

in my opinion..its still disturbing lol
 
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Its cuz unlike women, our hands tend to not nag us about dishes vacuming, and other chores around the house.


Give that man a medal! Precisely!
Why are males on this planet? To protect and procreate, if we're not getting any (and even when we are) then it just has to come out. And goddamn I know what I'd choose any day between 'sounding cool' (you know what I mean jason) and a nice long existence-fulfilling yank. blink.gif
 
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well, ive seen/helped boys masturbate, it makes you feel good, relieves stress, makes you darn horny and prepares you for better sex in the future
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 04:23 PM
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95% of guys masturbate
65% of women masturbate
it's just a thing that people do, like BREATHE
btw, i dont masturbate. cool.gif
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 04:50 PM
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makes em feel wanted? haha idk
 
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post Apr 2 2005, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(sweetdreamsx3 @ Feb 12 2005, 2:41 PM)
To get pleasure since they can't get the real thing?
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Hahaa!! Too true.
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:39 PM
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it feels good...yeah....u should try it....
 
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QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Feb 12 2005, 2:31 PM)
more wanking?

god this site is like horny-fest it really is
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thank you. thats all I ahev to say about that.
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 07:41 PM
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girls do it also some more than guys so we just cant ask "why do guys like to masturbate?" when chicks do it also
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 12:08 PM
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post Apr 27 2005, 10:00 AM
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pleasure i guess.
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 11:07 PM
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It makes feel all good inside. happy.gif
 
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O_o.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...what they said?
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 02:26 AM
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guys masturbate because:

* release sexual tension
* release depression...
*for pleasure
*horniness
*hobby
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 09:20 AM
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QUOTE(wickedcurse @ Apr 28 2005, 8:26 AM)
guys masturbate because:

* release sexual tension 
* release depression...
*for pleasure
*horniness
*hobby
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Hobby!! I nearly shit myself I laughed so much @ that 1.

Men and women and in fact all mammals masturbate. Its natural and a necessary part of life. The release of endorphines (brain produced morphine-like hormone)during the act and especially as u cum are what your body enjoys most and why you feel so relaxed after.

It is not true that its only necessary when you're not in a relationship. Couples and married people do it all the time and its by far the best way to find out what kind of touch turns you on, in addition to exploring your fantasies.

But wanking as a hobby!!! Now thats one craft shop I want to avoid thanx.
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 08:40 AM
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the same reason girls do, hunny
 
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post Apr 30 2005, 05:09 PM
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Guys masterbate to make themselves feel strong and proud.
 
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Fells good. Relaxis ya, um relieves pressure. I dunno we just do.
 
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Because it feels good
 
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QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Feb 13 2005, 8:22 AM)
i have 5 in my closet right now, Gigi! thumbsup.gif
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!? Five of what? ... huh.gif
 
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post May 27 2005, 04:28 AM
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I don't masturbate because I get the real thing.
 
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post May 28 2005, 08:34 AM
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do it when have no real sex of coz...
 
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post May 28 2005, 08:51 AM
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such a stupid ques. i mean DUH!
 
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post May 28 2005, 03:39 PM
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i have had sex and i still jack off.

like most, i am horny pretty often and so jacking off is a good way to get "(solo) sex" whenever
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 01:08 AM
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Like everyone else in this forum, I think the main reason why people masturbate is to release sexual tension and the others mentioned. It's human nature. Masturbation is a common thing.
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Why? I'll tell you why, HORMONES.
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 07:58 AM
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Let's see...

It's 12PM, your horny as hell;
Your girlfriend is outta town so she can't sneak over;
You wanna have sex but you can't?;
Their is no one to have sex with;
So you give your self a handjob;
It feels good so you continue to do it when you can't get any;

Basically "Because it feels good."
 
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You can simple release sexual tension, release mood-elevating hormones that help ward off depression, reduce embarrassing spontaneous erections, reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams and has no risk of pregnancy or infection. I got it from somewhere, and it is very true. laugh.gif
 
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QUOTE(LEDO_D0RKETTE @ Feb 12 2005, 5:32 PM)
Prolly because they want a "burning sensation".
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LmfaO!! burning evan!
 
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someone said something like why do they do it instead of just having sex...well not all 12-13 year olds have buttloads of sex right as they hit puberty...show me one 12-13 year old that goes out and has sex every night instead of masturbating
 
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y most of the replies r from girls =.=||
 
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post Jun 4 2005, 04:14 AM
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HAHA mannn
These Jason topics are just hilarious
But in all seriousness people masturbate because, well, it feels good I spose.
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post Jun 4 2005, 01:27 PM
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Oh yeah. Masturbating is sex, but by yourself.
 
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post Jun 4 2005, 02:49 PM
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eeew...masturbating...grooossssssssss >o<
 
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post Jun 4 2005, 03:29 PM
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^^ Yeah, you must think it's gross. Especially when you type like a freaking 10 year old. So, im guessing you are 10.

You know why we like to masterbate? Because they haven't invented Canned Bread for normal people. Until there is Canned Bread for us, we are going to masterbate like... People Masterbating.
 
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QUOTE(O x LiseE x O @ Jun 2 2005, 4:58 AM)
Let's see...

It's 12PM, your horny as hell;
Your girlfriend is outta town so she can't sneak over;
You wanna have sex but you can't?;
Their is no one to have sex with;
So you give your self a handjob;
It feels good so you continue to do it when you can't get any;

Basically "Because it feels good."
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12 PM ?? .. who has sex @ noon ?? lol .. -- well i wouldn't know since i'm only 14 ..


butt -- Jason , make it sound so easy to gett a girl to have sex w/ you. it's just .. hormones , just like everyone else said .
 
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post Jul 2 2005, 03:55 PM
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cuz it feels sweet
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 03:27 AM
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tension i guess, i don't know
 
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QUOTE(mysticalazxn @ Feb 12 2005, 5:32 PM)
it guy nature!
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Lol that probably true.



Holy crap that sounds mean. I am sorry cry.gif
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 12:35 PM
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cause they cant get the real thing
 
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That's like asking us not to breathe
 
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^ blink.gif Ughhh ew?

ohmy.gif Wow do you guys want it that badly?
 
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Well, sometime's its just...there...and up. Like every morning, I need to re-adjust myself and it's really embarrasing when your at the beach or pool or something. It makes it fall back asleep =)
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 03:49 PM
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it's how we were created.

it's in our.... human DNA
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 11:08 PM
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To release building tension and also see what you "prefer" and explore yourself. I know that sounds nasty to some people but it's true.
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 11:28 PM
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Holy crap this is old. blink.gif
 
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post Jul 9 2005, 11:54 PM
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hahaha... okay, Jason, the whole "I'd rather like to have real sex thing" isn't doing well for the excuses of your curiousty towards masturbation.

Interestingly enough, I masturbate because I definately like spewing random thick, white stuff all over pedophees.

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post Jul 16 2005, 03:22 PM
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I've never actully done it but I'll tell ya when Kev, my boyfriend, does something involving his mouth and me lets just say I look like this laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 17 2005, 03:02 PM
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you get a feeling of greatness, and some guys cant or dont want to get lei'd, so they masturbate
 
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post Aug 31 2005, 04:44 PM
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pay attn in biology =) its called puberty. and when you hit puberty, you start getting a hormone called testosterone. thats what makes you "horny". and so you start thinking about sex every so often haha. like every other 5 minutes. but yeah. its just that ur in puberty. if you are not up to puberty yet and are obsessing over sex, you are a pervert and shouldnt even be reading this thread. if you are over puberty and thinking about sex every second, you are also a pervert. =DD
 

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