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Obsessions, funny read
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post Feb 12 2005, 08:12 AM
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Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, d**k, we're leaving."
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 02:50 PM
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LOL. That's pretty good.
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 05:31 PM
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thats not even funny
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 08:13 PM
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ehhh id sey like 4 out of 10??
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 08:17 PM
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none of it seems real
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LOL well I thought it was funny!
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:30 AM
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lol
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:33 AM
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i get it itz just not funny ermm.gif
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:59 AM
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Lol. Haha.. boy, that mom.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 03:04 AM
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_dry.gif Naughty mother. This didn't make me laugh but it made me smile. _smile.gif
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 06:32 AM
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that's a bad mother. i'm glad my mother never named me anything naughty.
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 09:35 AM
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lols, its okay, but it put a smile on my face =)
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 05:14 AM
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LoL. i don't think a mother would ever name her child *that*
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 06:46 AM
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hahaha. its kinda stupid though
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 01:38 AM
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nyahhahha! twas fun!
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 03:12 PM
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whatever d00de
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lol at first i didn't get it but then i got it lol
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 10:21 AM
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Mmmmmm, waffles!
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lol nice one
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 01:50 PM
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that ws funny.
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 02:29 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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.......Not very funny
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 03:31 AM
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Want fries with that?
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It wasn't very funny...sorry.
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 09:45 AM
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so, uh... is her obsession over dicks?
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 09:52 AM
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that was hilarious.....

nice one! cool.gif
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 10:04 AM
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lmao.....i would never name my kid that
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 04:02 PM
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That was hilarious I don't know why everyone is saying it wasn't funny.. lmao Maybe they didn't get it.
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 06:17 PM
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It didnt make laugh that much but it was kinda funny
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 08:32 PM
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i cracked up on that one
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 07:37 PM
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LOL! that was good.
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 12:44 PM
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poor child...
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 05:53 PM
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so the fourth mom has a obbsession with dicks?
 
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post Jun 20 2005, 07:52 PM
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What a hypocrite.
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Haha, how funny. laugh.gif I sympathize with the fourth mom if everyone heard.
 
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post Jun 21 2005, 02:58 PM
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i have a feeling her next kids name is gunna be wang....get it pa rapump! shifty.gif
ok i know lame
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 09:11 PM
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Haha. Naughty mommy. shifty.gif
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 09:14 PM
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HAHA ! d**k !! LMAO. she is obessed w/ d**k.
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 09:20 PM
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Lol... So many names; it's confusing. But it's pretty funny.
 
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