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The story of the vending machine and the $20 bill, oops!
blackbow
post Jan 28 2005, 10:28 PM
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SOOOOOOOOOOO, what do you do when...

you're really hungry, the cafeteria kitchen it closed, and all you got is a $20 bill and you're standing infront of a vending machine?

do you accept your friend's offer of a 5 dollar bill?

of course not!!

you put in the 20, and hope to get dollars coins in change (like you've seen other people get)


and what happens next you say?!????????????


your drink gets stuck, and you get $18.25 in quarters and dimes! HAHAHAHA...ha.

so while i was sqatting, collecting my jackpot of coins, and my friend is standing by laughing his head off, this cute girl comes up and shes like "uhh, are you done?" and i look at the ground at my mound of coins, then listen to the vending machine, and well looks like i was done. I got my friend to get my backpack and then i just put all of about 100+ coins into one of its pockets and just move on with my day.

anyone else have a similar story?
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 10:32 PM
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haha, nope it never happen to me.

Great Story biggrin.gif !
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 10:40 PM
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haha, wow that has never happened to me. you should exhange those coins in for bills or something.
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 10:42 PM
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I've always wondered if vending machines accepted twenties..
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 10:42 PM
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that's why i don't get anything from vending machines when i have a 5 or 10 dollar bill.
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 10:45 PM
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haha thats classic.
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 10:49 PM
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I saw this kid...There was this vending machine and it only accepted coins..so he folded his 10 dollar bill and stuffed it in the coin slot....It got stuck and he got No pop
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 10:53 PM
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Nope, I always get bad luck with machines for some reason..they always eat my money. Psshh..stupid machines.
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:04 PM
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lol yes...i did that once...but i got one dollar coins though...
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:08 PM
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no but you should've thought about the consequences, i don't think the vending machine has an outlet for paper bills.
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(xj_liana_tx @ Jan 28 2005, 8:08 PM)
no but you should've thought about the consequences, i don't think the vending machine has an outlet for paper bills.
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He did think about the consequences.

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you put in the 20, and hope to get dollars coins in change (like you've seen other people get)


o.o
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:36 PM
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consequence? rofl

it was more embarassing than anything else. I knew that putting a $20 bill in a vending machine is risky, but i did it anyway cause i was freakign hungry. You'll do anythign when your'e hungry. Besides, i've spent most of the coins anyway, they just sit in my backpack, no big deal lol.


once i put a 5 in an old vending machine and i got 40 dimes in change =)
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:37 PM
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consequence? rofl

it was more embarassing than anything else. I knew that putting a $20 bill in a vending machine is risky, but i did it anyway cause i was freakign hungry. You'll do anythign when your'e hungry. Besides, i've spent most of the coins anyway, they just sit in my backpack, no big deal lol.


once i put a 5 in an old vending machine and i got 40 dimes in change =)


[edit: oops, now i know how people double post >.> ]
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:40 PM
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Cool. Our vending machines only take $1.
I thought you were going to say you only got like $.25 in change because the vending machine thought you put in a dollar. Anywho!
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:45 PM
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ahhah that's sad.
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 11:45 PM
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yeah..i think the vending machines only take dollar bills..haha it'd be really funny if they took all bills though. imagine if you put in a 50..but someone would have to be really bored or something to do that =P
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 12:05 AM
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haha nope i can't say i've done that. sounds interesting though i must say lol laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 12:14 AM
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thtas soo fuuny!
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 12:15 AM
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tongue.gif happy.gif how fun...lol biggrin.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 12:48 AM
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I always thought the machine only took 1 dollar bills and that if you put in a 5 or 10 it would just give you the soda with no change...

well any who thats such a great story lol but its never happened to me
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:12 AM
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i've always wanted to try that .. :whistle: hehe
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:23 AM
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haha niice story! flowers.gif haha never happened to me though laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:28 AM
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Oh my gosh. HAHAHA! ::points::

I don't have a vending machine at my school..I wish I did.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:32 AM
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lol sage's vending machines are just weird.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:52 AM
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No. I do have a story of me being an idiot and thinking that they accepted 10's. And it counted the bill as a single.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:54 AM
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wow that's amazing. i didn't even know a vending machine had that many coins.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:58 AM
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lol. i never did that b4
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 02:05 AM
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Yeah they accept all kinds of bills. Dont try putting a fake in though, i know nobody on herse that stupid, but at my school some kid did it EVERY day. He would put tape on the end of the bill or something, and the damn maching would always accept it. I dunno how he pulled it off but eventually a staff caught him and had him arrested. Dumb ass.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 02:11 AM
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Pshh that's why you always have your Vending Machine ATM card. >=P It works for me everytime. shifty.gif Not like that dumbass up there ^

Materials Needed

Dollar bill (a new crisp one will be best)
Clear package tape (The nice thick rolls)

Procedure

1) Cut a piece of tape about double the length of the bill along with 6-8 inches extra.
2) Put the edge of the dollar bill on the middle.
3) Now turn the tape over so it covers the bill on both sides. You should have extra tape on the tail, around 3-4 inches.
4) Make sure there are no kinks and the whole thing is smooth and smudge free.
5) Go to the vending machines and put in your newly made "VMATM" Card.
6) Pull on the tail as soon as the whole dollar is scanned.
7) Get your card back.
8) Enjoy free snacks and drinks at the vending machines. _smile.gif

Things to keep in mind

1) Never do this with personel or cameras around. (unless you are really big, or sly so that you can do it without being caught)
2) If it doesn't work then maybe it is smudged or isn't completely smooth.
3) This method works better with older machines, but still works with new ones.
4) You can always use slugs if your "VMATM" doesn't work. (Slugs are basically metal coins that resemble currency coins. You can make these by making molds with clay or wax. Then pour in some melted metal. The soldering metal works sometimes, but it isnt as durable.)

Yup... tricks of the trade... whistling.gif

After I started doing this, I have found that I have way much more money in my pocket for shopping. _smile.gif shifty.gif I haven't shared this secret to anyone except to you guys. You should feel special. biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 10:06 AM
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hahhah...no thats never happend to me.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 10:09 AM
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hahaha nice story
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 10:11 AM
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QUOTE(cocoalightning27 @ Jan 28 2005, 10:49 PM)
I saw this kid...There was this vending machine and it only accepted coins..so he folded his 10 dollar bill and stuffed it in the coin slot....It got stuck and he got No pop
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lmao thats great
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 11:51 AM
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The vending machines at my school only accept $5 at the most.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 11:56 AM
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Wow, great story. that never happened to me.
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 12:23 PM
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biggrin.gif Im to scared to put that kind of money in a machine because i would think it would get suck or my change wouldnt come back out ...
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post Jan 29 2005, 03:41 PM
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I would juz starve to death........cuz i wouldn't risk losing 20 bucks....
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 03:45 PM
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LOL!! hahahahahahahahahaha laugh.gif that was funny. I mean I never did that. I'll be embarrassed!! So yeah I rather buy something at the cafeteria first then get my changes then go to the vending machine...haha you're hilarious ROFL!!
 

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