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asian girl joke
*chaneun*
post Jan 26 2005, 04:58 PM
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this might offend you.. but it didnt offend me though i AM an asian girl

white girl: would you wear shoes if you didn't have feet?
asian girl: no
white girl: then how come you wear a bra?


i found it funny... its from my friend XD
feel free to close this topic if you are offended

Read this. I AM ASIAN! No, I'm not bashing asians, I just thought it was funny, is all.
So just stop saying I'm trying to bash on them, alright?
kthxbye
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 07:05 PM
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PSHHH.

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post Jan 26 2005, 07:06 PM
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aha? insulting? ouch?
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 11:52 PM
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boo!! we have boobs!! sorta...
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 01:31 AM
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my boobs must defy that logic.
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 01:41 AM
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haha lol..
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 10:24 AM
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im offended, AHAHHA lol im a guy im just playing , thats really badd. your boobs are gunna get smaller because of it. lol
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 12:55 PM
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HOY!!!!!
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man that was cold... kills the azn pride
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 03:30 AM
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lol! thats so bullshit thats why its funny hahaha!
ASIANS ARE THE FREAKIN HOTTEST
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post Jan 28 2005, 04:02 AM
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lol uhh thats kinda dirty
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 09:06 AM
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haha... i so missed it! oh.. well alot of asian girls have big boobies...
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 09:15 AM
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ouch...at least i have boobs...kind of.
 
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post Jan 28 2005, 09:18 AM
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I can't believe its not "Ryan"
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^^ LEMME SEE... lol...j/k
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 01:10 AM
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Heard that one plenty of times before.

Except we used it on some flat-chested white girl. *snicker*
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 05:30 AM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Jan 28 2005, 11:10 PM)
Heard that one plenty of times before.

Except we used it on some flat-chested white girl. *snicker*
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wahahahaha, mmeee toooo XDD

i have boobs :/ well i know im not flat chested lolol
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 02:20 PM
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boobs on a girl = good

boobs on a guy = bad

haha..MEAN JOKE! i'm gonna use it on some people i don't like..
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 02:37 PM
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lol. none taken. tongue.gif
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 02:52 PM
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No offense taken. :D
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 07:16 PM
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how come it has to be a white girl? Carribbean girls got more chest than white chicks......lol-just kiddin' ^^
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 10:45 PM
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LOL !

Someone said that too me when I was in 5th grade! I'm not asian either..

The girl was white though.. that idiot. I should go back in time and kick her!
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:11 PM
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I`m so offended, that I think i will sit in a corner and cry...

haha.people told me that last year... _dry.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:37 PM
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[jaw drops]

do you realize how many azns we have on CB?
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:40 PM
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NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.
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wow that's really...mean. but sometimes it's true, but not always! i've seen asian girls with large breasts. yeah.ok.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:54 PM
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hahahaha
HEY im chinese and i have boobs!
i have a half chinese half white friend and she has nothing XD
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE(cewinee @ Jan 28 2005, 2:30 AM)
lol! thats so bullshit thats why its funny hahaha!
ASIANS ARE THE FREAKIN HOTTEST
XD
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YEAH!!

*sticks out chest*
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 11:34 PM
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this didn't offend me at all. it got a laugh out of me. biggrin.gif

*tells joke to flat chested asian friend* oops...
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 11:36 PM
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i don't know a lot of asians with flat chests, how insulting is that!
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 01:46 PM
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lol..
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 08:14 PM
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haha?
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 08:19 PM
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my revision of it.....


asian girl: would you wear shoes if you didn't have feet?
white girl: no
asian girl: then how come you wear a bra?

take that! =P
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 09:42 PM
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Oh stereotypes.
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 10:16 PM
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ahahasz at first i didn';t get it i had ask my friend o.O
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 10:27 PM
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lols. but not all asian girls are flat chested _dry.gif
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 05:35 AM
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hahahhaha
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 12:37 PM
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Boobs are overrated X3
 
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post Feb 27 2005, 12:59 AM
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haHAHHAH
 
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post Feb 27 2005, 03:04 AM
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oooh OUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH* hahas
 
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post Feb 27 2005, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Feb 20 2005, 8:19 PM)
my revision of it.....
asian girl: would you wear shoes if you didn't have feet?
white girl: no
asian girl: then how come you wear a bra?

take that! =P
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uhh.. i am asian just to let you know...
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 10:45 PM
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Thats rude...yet...HAHAHAHAHAH..but still, no i still think azn girls have hot chests! w00t.gif
 
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post Mar 1 2005, 01:19 PM
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i've heard something like that before except it didnt matter the race...you just say it to a flat chested girl..such as myself..sad
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 09:16 PM
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Too slow.
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haha omg i cant stop laughing LMAO
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Feb 26 2005, 12:37 PM)
Boobs are overrated X3
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yes they are.... _dry.gif
Gahh so stupid
I wish I did have boobs! pinch.gif
 
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post Mar 11 2005, 01:39 PM
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QUOTE(StanleyThePanda @ Mar 10 2005, 2:01 PM)
yes they are.... _dry.gif
Gahh so stupid
I wish I did have boobs! pinch.gif
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tis is why we now have plastic surgery?
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 03:26 PM
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that was OK just OK
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 01:30 AM
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every1 has boobs -_-
i'm asian
i dun wan huge boobs like the "white girl"

funny joke anyways
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 01:32 AM
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Can't have the hand without the cock.
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awww hahahaha thats so messed up
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 01:34 AM
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ouch....i would be offended but i have big breast so yeah...it was an ok joke
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 01:45 AM
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THATS EFFING HILARIOUS!
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 02:43 AM
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thats horrible. azn chicks have boobs. you know what there are more white men with bigger boobs then women
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 06:30 AM
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whatever d00de
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lol that had me laughing for a couple of minutes.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 06:49 AM
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c'mon, putting a bad name on white girls like that hammer.gif















and asian, for that matter. >.<;;
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:46 AM
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but-but-but.. i am asian!!
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 11:48 AM
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lmao. that's wrong. azn girls do got boobs!
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 08:26 PM
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hahaha
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 08:48 PM
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eh. . .
its funny the first time >_>
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE
QUOTE(cewinee @ Jan 28 2005, 2:30 AM)
lol! thats so bullshit thats why its funny hahaha!
ASIANS ARE THE FREAKIN HOTTEST
XD
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YEAH!!

*sticks out chest*


AHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 08:40 PM
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People of my kind have boobs. Shaddup.
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 08:43 AM
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ohmy.gif
We DO have boobs.
UGH!
I'm not offended, b/c it doesnt talk about me, but I feel the need to defend asians. The most of us have boobs.
Psht! mad.gif
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 10:39 PM
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Umm, I think it's gonna offend a few people here.
 
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post Jun 24 2006, 07:04 PM
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yeah my friend kim [100% viet] is almost at a DD haha thats why im friends with her

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um IT WAS A JOKE.
a very funny one heeheehee
and i'm in china for summer vacation, and well, not much boobs. of course that's starting to change nowadays thanks to new foods and stuff but anyways as i said, IT WAS A JOKE. she must have said that 832473873 times. and ya know, LIGHTEN UP! geez
 
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post Jun 29 2006, 11:54 AM
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laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 29 2006, 12:18 PM
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Christine, your boobs are humungous. I hate that stereotype :D
 
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post Dec 31 2006, 02:01 AM
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LOL ouch that was offending are we that flat sheesh _dry.gif
 
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post Dec 31 2006, 02:11 AM
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*looks down*

yup, yup. true.
 
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post Jan 6 2007, 01:10 AM
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read it. not funny. heard it before. nothing new. thank you
 
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post Jan 6 2007, 09:10 AM
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not all white girls have big boobs.
i know a lot that are flat chested at my school.

agreed!!
in fact i know a lot of asians with bigger boobs than white girls happy.gif
 
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