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Your Mamas.., So ..
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post Jan 13 2005, 10:43 PM
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Your Mamas So Fat,
She Goes To The Beach To Sell-Shade.

Your Mamas So Fat,
When She Goes To The Beach And The Whales Start Singing "We Are Family"

Your Mamas So Fat,
She Uses The WHOLE COUNTRY Of Mexico, As A Tanning Bed.

Your Mamas So Ugly,
Shes Only Ben Married Once.haha

Your Mamas So Poor,
When You Walk In Her Front Door, Your In Her Backyard.

Thats All For Now *LAUGHS*
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 12:39 AM
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Um. "Yo' mama" jokes just aren't that funny. Nice try.
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 12:44 AM
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lol! i like the 2nd one, WE ARE FAMILY! ahahaha... here's one i heard somewhere.

"Your mama is so fat that when she puts on a red shirt to a party and when she enters a party, the whole crowd goes "KOOL-AID!"

my whole class cracked up when they heard that from somebody.
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 01:35 AM
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QUOTE(Azarel @ Jan 14 2005, 12:39 AM)
Um. "Yo' mama" jokes just aren't that funny. Nice try.
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I agree.
Some are still funny, but most of them aren't.
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 06:20 PM
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yo mamas so stupid that she had u.
that wasnt meant to be funny, unlike you were tryna b b4.
stopppp!
lol
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 08:29 PM
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not that funny. and i noticed that u've got bam in ur avatar. in real life, he's a complete a-hole...seen him a buch of times at this skate park.
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE(you suck @ Jan 14 2005, 6:20 PM)
yo mamas so stupid that she had u.
that wasnt meant to be funny, unlike you were tryna b b4.
stopppp!
lol
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lol that made me cackle
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 11:58 PM
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QUOTE
Your Mamas So Fat,
When She Goes To The Beach And The Whales Start Singing "We Are Family"

That made me laugh laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 01:43 AM
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QUOTE
Your Mamas So Fat,
She Uses The WHOLE COUNTRY Of Mexico, As A Tanning Bed.

Your Mamas So Ugly,
Shes Only Ben Married Once.
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those 2 are from malibu's most wanted laugh.gif

still funny though :)
 

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