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 Jan 10 2005, 11:21 PM
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 none of it seems real  Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889  |
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.
He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE. |
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Jan 11 2005, 02:00 AM
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 because i'm cool like that. Group: Member Posts: 208 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,603 |
hahahahaha
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Jan 11 2005, 03:50 PM
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*shivers*
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Jan 11 2005, 06:42 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
ewww!!! thats nasty!...poor dude
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Jan 11 2005, 06:59 PM
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eerrrrrwwwwwwwwww lol
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Jan 12 2005, 08:17 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
*barf*
 he's really stupid
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Jan 12 2005, 11:51 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
EWWWWWWWWWW LMFAO!!! DAT WAS SOO FUNNY!! LOL
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Jan 14 2005, 04:07 PM
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 Dizzy Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,984 |
interesting.................................................................
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Jan 14 2005, 09:45 PM
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lol that hade me laughing so hard i started to cough
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Jan 15 2005, 01:38 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
im like laughin really hard
its gross but funny |
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Jan 15 2005, 04:08 AM
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Lmao~ Eww
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