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| *krnxswat* |
 Jan 8 2005, 04:29 PM
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***The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School****
10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger. 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. 6. Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink. 5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress. 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is..... 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless |
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Jan 8 2005, 04:33 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF  Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
lol that's the funnist thing i heard in the last 5 minutes.
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Jan 8 2005, 09:51 PM
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lmao
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Jan 8 2005, 09:59 PM
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Rofl. Funny.
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Jan 8 2005, 10:34 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
So true. Hehe.
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Jan 8 2005, 10:36 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
I actually like school... I'm just a dork that way. But that was pretty funny
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Jan 8 2005, 11:26 PM
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R O F L
Sadly.. that is very true. |
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Jan 8 2005, 11:29 PM
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haha those r funny
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Jan 9 2005, 02:01 AM
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those arent the only reason ;]
i would post them up.. but i think jusun would need to get few more mbs.. =] |
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Jan 9 2005, 02:22 AM
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hahaha..nicee
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Jan 9 2005, 08:01 PM
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hahah
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Jan 9 2005, 08:01 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Sex is so better. You're so right.
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Jan 10 2005, 07:02 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
oh em gee!! lmao. tahts so funny. hahaha. school only sucks. PSHH
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Jan 10 2005, 02:36 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahahhahaha(:
now thats funny |
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Jan 10 2005, 06:35 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
nasty but, still true...
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Jan 10 2005, 06:38 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
The #1 thing: SO EFFING TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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