freestyle competition Options

[*Statistik*]

You guys might find this very stupid but i made this topic because i was bored. for those of you who are obsessed with rap freestyling/dissing and stuff this is da game. Before the real game starts we'll have to decide. there will be 3 judges. if you want to be a judge post here that you want be a judge. 3 only. the first 3 to post here and say that they want be the judge they will be selected as a judge. then the first 2 will post their freestyle lyrics. then the 3 judges will decide who had the best one. the winner will go on to face the next person..(NOTE: the loser that lost can go again, whenever they post the freestyle words first or second after the first competetor posted it) get it? (BTW, if you guys were willing to come here and post that this topic was stupid, dont do it.) have fun!

//EDIT: the 3 judges will be judges forever. they cannot be replaced. AND after the 2 competetors posted their freestyle lyrics, the judges will post their name to declare the winner.

[SKDMNLE]

yo im gettin in the game
dont bother joining, itll put you in shame
even if you do, ill finish off you
these things are going through my head
better think about what i just said
this rap battles no contest
you diss me and youll end up in a mess
your gonna wish you neva even started
cuz in the end, youll just be retarded
come on now just admit defeat
you know you cant eva compete
now im gonna stay till the end
come on suckas, go tell ya friends

[*Statistik*]

That korean strick Jason Kang
I'm the type to show up to the studio
Write that shit, spit it, hit it, leave ya'll askin "Who dat?"
I'm the next nigga to boom, I assumed ya'll already knew that
Rap's hottest new cat, lay your crew flat
Have your label faxin my label askin "Why ya'll have to do that?"
It's a true fact, when you rap, the crowd boo that
And more than a few cats agree you shouldn't even do rap
What you recorded, screw that, buy a new dat
Your girl's a true rat, so when I f**ked her I wore two hats
So move back you little newjack haha
'Fore you f**k around and do some shit that get not only you
But your whole crew whacked
Too strong and I'm too black
I've got a real big 6-pack
Man, shut up go die with your white crack

hehe that was mine i guess it was SKDMNLE vs Me..now we need 3 judges to vote..lets go!!

[*wind&fire*]

^^ SKDMNLE wins... i think you just got that rap from some where else... cos obviously you aint "black" and you're making racist comments... GD

[*Statistik*]

wtf..i made that up..btw aznbubs is the first judge..we need 2 more judges to vote..

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

i wanna be judge!

[Chii]

wtf..i made that up..btw aznbubs is the first judge..we need 2 more judges to vote..

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[*basick*]

WOW. you are so gay jason

[royalfreshness]

Yo, uh, uh check it!

Hannah is my name
and rappin aint my game
but wacth me rule this ish
and leave you in pain
you'd wish i was a dude when i beat you
you'll be cryin to yo momma
after what i'm gonna do
i'm like that chick with a cold heart
steal yo heart and tear it all apart
yes i'll bring you down
you'd be so embarrased that you'd have to leave town.

HAHA lmao.. I'm better off sticking to singing & drawing <33.

[jambaJUICE]

jason you's a loser, trying to play it hard bein the way you are.
hells, if i were you id be scared to do the things you do.
like that song, you aint nothing but a g thang.
oh hells, you know what, that's too good a compliment for you
you're the lowest low, ucking homosexual, can't even flow.

you're lines are hella whack.
stupid kangsta, YOURE NOT EVEN BLACK.

you make a fool of yourself, trying to play it smart.
man, if you try to make it big, you'll get closed down just my local K-mart.
can't even get chump change with your lyrics.
people would die from how you spit it.

you'd ruin the freshest shit out there with the way you run it.
man i bet you and 50 can't even pair up to front it.
and i thought i couldn't rap, hells you make me look good.
f**k, you're all acting as if you're from the hood.
man, i bet you're one of those losers, acting as if you're from compton, buying from the local factory market.

here's a tip, you're still young, grow up and get out of it.
last time you tried to pull something like this, i said you had potential.
f**k what i said, i said work on it, and what do you do?
you make the worst out of it

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as for the royal freshness, it's okay.
i suck more than you. in fact, i just made a fool of myself.
and im tired of this. haha.

[HongKongDong]

My name is Rik and I come from LA bust a cap in your arse for fun!
I want the mic 'cuz I am Funky B!
I like the ladies with the big won ton!
Just look at the mucle man that I am only 5'7 but I got the big plan!
Im pimpin and im mackin people think im actin
Always gotta bring it to the ladies im attractin!
Try to catch me if you can I kill 10 people with a frying pan!
Downtown, lets go, always running from the LA.. 5-O
Yeah im never gonna stop, like beef and tomato!
Commin off the boat and livin on the street
Im marchin to my own beat, dont give a dang what other people eat
Im crazy, just give me that sauce and a bowl of chicken beef!
Ill jack you up, take you down
bring you on down to chinatown
Fly it up hit the ground
Just another day in my town!

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WOw.... that was really bad but bleh xD

[SKDMNLE]

uh wasnt it against me and jason first and we need 3 judges..well chii, AzNbUbZ, and aznbangbang

okay you guys choose yeah?

then well just do another rap thingy..
so its me-1
jason-0

[*Statistik*]

uh wasnt it against me and jason first and we need 3 judges..well chii, AzNbUbZ, and aznbangbang

okay you guys choose yeah?

then well just do another rap thingy..
so its me-1
jason-0

ALRIGHT THE 3 JUDGES FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS TOPIC IS CHII, AZNBUBS, AND AZNBANG SO FAR IT IS SKDMNLE-1 Me-0..chii and aznbang vote..

THEN IT WILL BE THE WINNER OF SKDMNLE/ME VS ROYALFRESHNESS

[SKDMNLE]

right-o

NOW VOTE

[azn_r4pf4n]

cool! a chance to rap. ill go.

I'm like a tough critic,
that you can't mimic,
the same way you can't beat toy gimmicks,
you end up in a jail instead of a clinic,
I'm also sophisicatedly rhymthic,
To freestyle, I'd own at writing lyrics,
and some of you just don't get it,
It's like I'm in a con-fer-ence,
people behind me lookin so ominous,
it's like we need a pantelogist,
to look up the symptoms,
of my so called RHYTHMS,
so what cha tryin' to explain?
to proove you got some critical acclaim?
you're just driving yourself insane,
why don't you read some Mark Twain.

Thats what i call a good rap.

**edit**

oh crap... they already posted.. oh well. i wonder if anybody can beat that rap =/

[jnukes]

i got one on jason...


yo , i got yo girl last night an she gave me head
did you write all that shit before you made this thread?
man your raps are so wack , you should make me your idol
cause you're a "failure" just like your member title
you juss said you're korean, and now you're black?
and you f**ked his girl with two hats?
what tha hell, just stop you're gonna make yourself tired
tha only hot tracks you'll make is if your shoes catch on fire
i'ma crush you up in small bits, no one can saveya
just like tha huge tsunami way back in asia
man, i'm done witchu, retired me from this game
your rank on tha charts is tha number after your username...

________

haha .. whacha'll think ??

[*Statistik*]

fine SKDMNLE..ill let u go with this one..your the winner..and now its skdmnle vs royalfreshness..judges vote! btw, ive changed my mined..anyone can be the judges as long as they post here and say the name of the person they want to vote for..who had the best freestyle lyrics? skdmnle or royalfreshness? scroll up whoever wants to be the judges. the winner of skdmnle/royalfreshness will now go head to head with jambajuice.

[jnukes]

^hahaha .. he juss ignores my diss on him ...

[azn_r4pf4n]

he ignored my rap 2.. i bet he cant beat me

**edit**

aye jason, can i battle somebody in here..? maybe jnukes? haha

[jnukes]

^ it's not dissing anyone, though. good punch lines, though

[OhXiet_ItzDonnA]

i say jason

[*Statistik*]

Alright aznbang and i are judges..from now on there'll be only 2 judges and that will be me and aznbang because if there's 3 or more its confusing and it can screw this up..so this is the next step:

it will be SKDMNLE vs royalfreshness. but in the 2nd round u guys need to come up with new lyrics. funky buddha and jamba is eliminated. azn rapfan and jnukes qualifies. the lyrics just amazes me. so this is how it'll go:

SKDMNLE vs royalfreshness
azn rapfan vs jnukes.

(U guys cant use the same lyrics you guys already used in the first place)

GL

[azn_r4pf4n]

thats it.. imma battle jnukes..

hah, look at your t-shirt,
you're tryin to hide the bad stuff by using a bunch of smirks,
look at what cha tryin to expose,
that crap on your clothes,
oh man.. its like you got B-O.
I think you'd rather doubted your talent,
cuz at this rate, you're gonna lose that challenge,
This ain't mainstream, this is basically original,
hah, you can't beat me? I'm pretty capable,
Stop tryin' to enter mainstream,
this is the underground theme,
you're not a king, your a looser QUEEN,
I'm from the Yay AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR',
and where I'm from, your music makes a true rap BARRIERRRRRRRRRR',
this tha true meanin of HIP-HOP,
so stop puttin' on that LIP-GLOSS,
this tha slogan,
that betta start rollin,
stop tryin' to make rhymes DUPLICATE,
of my rhymes just because you can't make a HIT,
you can't beat this, this is impossible,
why dont you brain-freeze yourself wit popsicles,
but instead, you're starin at ugly women in the tropicals.

hah.. amazed now?

[*Statistik*]

alright jnukes ur turn.

[roberts_pink_dru...]

haha these are so amusing to read!!