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u-nizzle
post Jan 6 2005, 11:35 PM
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how do u guys in cb ask girls out?
the classic: will you go out with me
or do you have your own way? if so post what u guys say.
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 12:04 AM
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< Me > Do you want me to be happy?
< Girl > Ofcourse.
< Me > Then make me the happiest man in the world by going out with me?
< Girl > No.

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post Jan 7 2005, 12:09 AM
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heheh nice one... thats funny ive used "will you go out with me" lol
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE(Solipsist @ Jan 6 2005, 9:04 PM)
< Me > Do you want me to be happy?
< Girl > Ofcourse.
< Me > Then make me the happiest man in the world by going out with me?
< Girl > No.

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It doesn't work. cry.gif

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Aww. =(

Coming from a girl, I'd say you should stick with being straightforward. If you go around in circles it just makes you sound insincere and confuses girls. And no stupid lines. =\ Although ^ that one was pretty cute.
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 06:02 AM
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get her some presents first!! give it to her when u ask her out (points go up!!). also, buy a schimitar/ axe just in case.

You: Will you go out with me?
Her: NO.
You: *shows her presents* So, will you?
------------if she says yes then u are done. if she says no, read on---------------
You: *takes out axe* Listen, b*tch. IF U DONT FKING GO OUT WITH ME, I'LL CHOP YOUR LITTLE UGLY HEAD INTO PIECES AND FEED THEM TO MY CAT.
---------------she's BOUND to say yes.---------------------

(special message: sorry, girls. lol. im very well-known for being violent =])
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE(bad_girl @ Jan 7 2005, 7:02 AM)
get her some presents first!! give it to her when u ask her out (points go up!!). also, buy a schimitar/ axe just in case.

You: Will you go out with me?
Her: NO.
You:  *shows her presents* So, will you?
------------if she says yes then u are done. if she says no, read on---------------
You: *takes out axe* Listen, b*tch. IF U DONT FKING GO OUT WITH ME, I'LL CHOP YOUR LITTLE UGLY HEAD INTO PIECES AND FEED THEM TO MY CAT.
---------------she's BOUND to say yes.---------------------

(special message: sorry, girls. lol. im very well-known for being violent =])
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Haha perfect plan :P!
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 01:39 AM
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Im never straight forward about asking a girl out, I could be I have no problem with just going "Hey you wanna go out" or some shit but that always seems boring... I would say it in a way where she wouldnt understand what Im trying to say, their reactions are quite funny... in some cases I dont understand what I just said.

"Would thou beknownst go far into the stars and come down to planet Rik" - I honestly confused myself there and the girl looked at me weird obviously also not knowing what I just said
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 03:59 AM
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hmmm i just get em drunk and go for it lol j/k

i'd talk to her for a bit and if we click i'd ask her whats her fav thing to do and ask her out or if she would like to go do that this weekend or something...
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 08:21 PM
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ohh scimitar/axe, i thought you meant like, axe as in the deodorant, haha, sure shes bound to say yes but on the other hand, that would scare her to death.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 08:33 PM
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or you could get some food...
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 08:37 PM
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hehe just ask her straightforward.
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 07:47 PM
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i taught this kid how to get a girl
"bitch u make my bleep hard and i want to do sumthin about it"
it was a bit more explicit but, u kno.
now that was me JOKING people. god all the uptight boring people probably are having heart attacks.
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 10:09 PM
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"will you go out with me "
i think this is best setence i guess.
its simple. ^ ^
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE(bad_girl @ Jan 7 2005, 6:02 AM)
get her some presents first!! give it to her when u ask her out (points go up!!). also, buy a schimitar/ axe just in case.

You: Will you go out with me?
Her: NO.
You:  *shows her presents* So, will you?
------------if she says yes then u are done. if she says no, read on---------------
You: *takes out axe* Listen, b*tch. IF U DONT FKING GO OUT WITH ME, I'LL CHOP YOUR LITTLE UGLY HEAD INTO PIECES AND FEED THEM TO MY CAT.
---------------she's BOUND to say yes.---------------------

(special message: sorry, girls. lol. im very well-known for being violent =])
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haha that cracks me up =]....
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE(Solipsist @ Jan 7 2005, 12:04 AM)
< Me > Do you want me to be happy?
< Girl > Ofcourse.
< Me > Then make me the happiest man in the world by going out with me?
< Girl > No.

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aw that's cute in a sad way _smile.gif
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 12:35 PM
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Well, the way I asked my current girlfriend out, worked perfect for me. For me, this is how it went down:

Me, "What if I asked you out right now? What would you say?"
My wonderful girfriend, "Yes."
Me, "In that case, will you go out with me?"
My wonderful girfriend, "Of course."
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 03:36 PM
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Dont really ask them out to go out with me... I ask them to go to the movies or dinner.. and whatever happends from theere happends.. if we start liking each other more then.. we start dating.
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE(bad_girl @ Jan 7 2005, 6:02 AM)
get her some presents first!! give it to her when u ask her out (points go up!!). also, buy a schimitar/ axe just in case.

You: Will you go out with me?
Her: NO.
You:  *shows her presents* So, will you?
------------if she says yes then u are done. if she says no, read on---------------
You: *takes out axe* Listen, b*tch. IF U DONT FKING GO OUT WITH ME, I'LL CHOP YOUR LITTLE UGLY HEAD INTO PIECES AND FEED THEM TO MY CAT.
---------------she's BOUND to say yes.---------------------

(special message: sorry, girls. lol. im very well-known for being violent =])
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She might have pepper spray. Spray you, then run.
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 10:14 PM
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cry.gif Your beautiful! Want to go out some time. happy.gif

That's when I get obsessed. Ah~ Wicker Park moment.////
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 11:57 AM
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QUOTE(bad_girl @ Jan 7 2005, 5:02 AM)
get her some presents first!! give it to her when u ask her out (points go up!!). also, buy a schimitar/ axe just in case.

You: Will you go out with me?
Her: NO.
You:  *shows her presents* So, will you?
------------if she says yes then u are done. if she says no, read on---------------
You: *takes out axe* Listen, b*tch. IF U DONT FKING GO OUT WITH ME, I'LL CHOP YOUR LITTLE UGLY HEAD INTO PIECES AND FEED THEM TO MY CAT.
---------------she's BOUND to say yes.---------------------

(special message: sorry, girls. lol. im very well-known for being violent =])
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OH hell yeah!! thas what i'm talkin' 'bout. Ya gotta be rough, haha laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 11:59 AM
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QUOTE(Funky Buddha @ Jan 8 2005, 12:39 AM)
Im never straight forward about asking a girl out, I could be I have no problem with just going "Hey you wanna go out" or some shit but that always seems boring... I would say it in a way where she wouldnt understand what Im trying to say, their reactions are quite funny... in some cases I dont understand what I just said.

"Would thou beknownst go far into the stars and come down to planet Rik" - I honestly confused myself there and the girl looked at me weird obviously also not knowing what I just said
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that's just freakin' awesome. very creative, i'd give you some points. IFFF i was a girl, which i am not, so HAH tongue.gif

and yes, this is my second post here, hehe
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 04:47 PM
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I had is easy because she said...."I know you want to ask something, and the answer to your question is 'yes', you just have to ask it first".

Of course I didn't want be boring and i knew how to say it in Finnish so i did. I say, "Joey, Olisit mun tyttöystävä?"

Of course i got a "What?" and I explained it.

So yeah
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 01:51 AM
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QUOTE(Solipsist @ Jan 7 2005, 12:04 AM)
< Me > Do you want me to be happy?
< Girl > Ofcourse.
< Me > Then make me the happiest man in the world by going out with me?
< Girl > No.

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Haha...nice.
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 08:42 AM
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Be like

You: hey, you are very beautiful!
Her: aww... thanks
You: You hooked up with someone?
Her: If yes (be like: thats cool, your bf mind you having a friend), if no (move to next one)
You: Thats straight, maybe you and me can hook up sometime
Her: Sure heres my number #######
You: Aight Il holla at you sometime
 
misoshiru
post Jan 13 2005, 08:47 AM
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i'd say, "hey babe, you up for some hot lesbian action?" hahahah jk. i dont know how i ask guys out.
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 08:53 AM
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^^^Oh oh oh *RAISES HAND AND YELLS* pick me pick me!
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 08:58 AM
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*raises eyebrow* you're asking for lesbian action? excuse me, but i dont think that applies. no i'm kidding. hahahah.
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 09:00 AM
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I was asking to watch you!! hehe... *winks*
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 09:02 AM
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i'm flattered. and back to the topic...to ask a girl out. do not go up to them and say "yo wanna go out with me?" and run away.
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 09:12 AM
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^^ I would so chase you down and tackle you! If you did that
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 09:19 AM
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ooh bring it on *runs away*
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 11:41 AM
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*trips x__forever*
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 12:38 PM
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hmm

(give choco.)

wanna go out??"
 
misoshiru
post Jan 14 2005, 08:17 AM
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QUOTE(Superkid @ Jan 14 2005, 12:41 AM)
*trips x__forever*
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hey that was evil. _dry.gif
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 11:05 AM
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ya are funny.. i'll just talk to them and be like "it was sure great talking to u, and blah blah blah, you wanna go out this weekend?"
 

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