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Japanese Prostitute, pretty dirty....
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post Jan 5 2005, 02:59 PM
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There was once a man named Bob who hired a Japanese prostitute one night. He rented a hotel room and then they started having sex. A few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda... fasta hadda" So Bob starts going faster and harder. Then a few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda" a little louder this time. So a little confused Bob starts going faster and harder. Then the girl starts screaming... Bob finished up and left.

The next day Bob goes to play golf with one of his Japanese friends. The guy hits the ball and says "Damn it... fasta hadda." The Bob asks "What does 'fasta hadda' mean in Japanese?" The guy turns to him and says "wrong hole."
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 03:19 PM
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Ouch. pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 03:43 PM
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wow...
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:13 PM
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heheh that funny...japanese girl her asss much be very lose
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 04:43 PM
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Oooh sick...but funny biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 05:08 PM
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hehe she's not gonna crap right for a month
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 05:40 PM
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post Jan 5 2005, 06:36 PM
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lol....
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 08:01 PM
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ewwwwwww....
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 08:46 PM
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whatever d00de
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lmfao
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 11:09 PM
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owww!
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 11:12 PM
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none of it seems real
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hahaha oh my.. that is rather gross.
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 11:15 PM
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maybe it was meant for the "fasta hadda"
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 12:25 AM
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^ hahaha
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 09:04 PM
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o.O Boy. If a guy f**ked me that hard, in the vagina, i'd be somewhat happy.
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 11:42 PM
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lol EW. That erm, must've, erm, hurt
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 01:59 AM
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hahahahaha!
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM
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omg...fasta hadda...
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 12:00 AM
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lol owww blink.gif pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 12:48 AM
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Fasta Hadda....wow.

That must have been painful.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:13 AM
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QUOTE(karrar @ Jan 5 2005, 5:08 PM)
hehe she's not gonna crap right for a month
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o trust me that wont be a problem,lmao...
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:45 AM
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HAHAHAHHA OWWWWW W LMAO!!!
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 12:33 PM
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QUOTE(JoeLII @ Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM)
omg...fasta hadda...
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ya. my friend that told me that joke keeps coming up to me and whispering "fasta hadda" in my ear and we both crack up.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:04 PM
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:11 PM
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T_T
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:41 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 08:21 PM
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owwie.
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 08:26 PM
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Well I've heard some people like that kind of stuff.............
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 08:38 PM
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oh damn..her hole is probably lose as hell
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 12:38 AM
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Haha.
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 06:51 AM
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oh em gee O_O
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 02:48 PM
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hahahahahha
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post Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM
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post Jan 15 2005, 05:45 AM
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Rofl!
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 02:25 AM
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HiLARiOUS... HEHEHE
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(SystemDamaged @ Jan 5 2005, 4:43 PM)
Oooh sick...but funny biggrin.gif
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I agree. laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 05:08 PM
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ahahahaha okay ..
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 01:52 AM
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nyahahahhahahha!
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 01:06 AM
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does that realyl mean wrong hole?

lol...
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 01:10 AM
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BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Good one.
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 04:11 AM
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Ahax3.
Poor prostitute
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 04:38 AM
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Can't have the hand without the cock.
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awww hahahah
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 08:36 AM
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poor girl >_<
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:37 PM
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Oh. *SOB*
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:40 PM
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boogie down yo`
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ewwwwww
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 09:20 PM
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 06:02 AM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jan 6 2005, 6:40 AM)
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yeah... blink.gif
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 06:27 AM
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bitch in a g-string
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lube me up baby and smack my bitch up...luv it <3 ;)
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 10:46 AM
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wow. that would hurt. lmao
 
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post Jun 2 2005, 01:18 PM
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ooooooooooooooooooh! man!
 
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post Jun 5 2005, 05:01 PM
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LOL. Wow, EEW.
 
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post Jun 5 2005, 11:45 PM
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post Jun 6 2005, 01:23 PM
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I noticed your gangster, Im pretty gangster myself
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wow...i can't believe he missed...or did he???
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 01:27 PM
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i've heard this be4 XDDD
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 01:30 PM
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Maybe fasta hasta means maying meanings. Faster harder is in english. Japanese words is different!
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 05:31 PM
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blink.gif That was funny and gross.
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 05:32 PM
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!! lol
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 05:38 PM
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Hahha, how painful.
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 05:41 PM
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Haha woww.
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 09:05 PM
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that heaven is overrated
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Whooooooooaaaaaa.
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post Jun 7 2005, 09:14 PM
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ohmy.gif wow....that would hurt. ><
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 09:37 PM
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OMG.
HAHAHA.
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 02:54 PM
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heh. Better than most jokes told in this forum.
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 03:52 PM
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FunnEE.
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 08:01 PM
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post Jun 10 2005, 06:43 AM
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dat is sick....
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 03:40 PM
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Where did you get the story/joke from????
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 03:41 PM
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lol that was hilarious....
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 05:53 PM
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This topic always gives me a good laugh.
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 07:25 PM
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haha..dirrrtayyy rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 04:36 PM
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LOL !! that is so .. hilarious !! lol .. haha . fasta hadda laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 04:39 PM
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Eeek, ow. blink.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 05:18 PM
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Ow. Eeep.
 
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lol gotta hurt tho
 
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post Jun 17 2005, 11:22 PM
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Lol. You notice more people respond to the dirty jokes than the clean ones. pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2005, 09:23 PM
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OUCH yet LOL... xDDD
 
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post Jun 22 2005, 11:44 AM
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Lmfao-Ow. I think this is my favorite joke.

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Do you realize this is the joke JK Rowling used in the second Harry Potter Book?
 
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post Jun 23 2005, 09:04 PM
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lol that's crazy
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 09:44 PM
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oh wow that is crazy
 
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post Jun 25 2005, 11:41 PM
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stupid Bob
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 02:20 AM
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wow. that's truly disgusting.
 
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post Jul 1 2005, 02:55 AM
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gay sex=anal sex. dont be gay. =P
 
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haha.....kinda gross
 
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that was a little dirrrrty

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