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Bush Joke I Found On The Internet, Hope You Like It ^_^
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post Jan 3 2005, 04:50 PM
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The President''s Puzzle

d**k Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

lol i thought it was pretty funny ^_^
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 04:59 PM
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LOL
*coughretardedcough*
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 07:34 PM
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the joke was okay..
but the name d**k Cheney being *ed made me laugh
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE(wonmin @ Jan 3 2005, 7:34 PM)
the joke was okay..
but the name d**k Cheney being *ed made me laugh
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same here haha
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 09:30 PM
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Oh I get it haha. I didn't get it because usually it would say "FOR blah blah blah years". Ahh, I love Bush jokes, I dispise that man. We've elected a retard again *sigh*
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 11:22 PM
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shut up when im sleepin......
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the idiot we have empowered seems to be taking some time off of his "stressful" work i see...
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 12:15 AM
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hahaha..at first i didn't get it ..but now i do =) hehe..it's funny =D
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 04:27 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "d**k"
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 06:28 AM
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lol it took me a while to get it
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 03:29 PM
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That used to be a blonde joke. mellow.gif
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 01:06 AM
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LOL!
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 06:37 PM
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lol it was okay i guess
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 11:44 PM
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lol, okay then
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 04:12 PM
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Still don't get it.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:50 AM
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uhh i dun get it......
 

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