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 Jan 3 2005, 01:21 AM
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George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy. One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident." A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a Great Loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy." "That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President. "Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss..." |
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Jan 3 2005, 02:27 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
ha ha ha ha
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Jan 3 2005, 02:52 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
LOL.
I didn't see that coming... |
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Jan 3 2005, 09:30 AM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
haha i get it, lots of ppl want to kill bush and lots of ppl doesnt care at all
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Jan 3 2005, 01:02 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao. nice one, die bush die haha
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Jan 3 2005, 03:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jan 3 2005, 1:02 PM) lmao. nice one, die bush die haha  what she said |
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Jan 3 2005, 04:52 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
that made me smile
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Jan 3 2005, 09:31 PM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
Hahahaha, I wonder what Bush woulda said in reply of that!
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Jan 4 2005, 04:48 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha nice
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Jan 4 2005, 06:16 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
LMFAO!
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Jan 4 2005, 03:40 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Clever, but I don't agree with it.
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Jan 4 2005, 10:27 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
lolz, smart boy there =)
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Jan 4 2005, 10:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 429 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,993 |
LMAO!!, haha little kids crack me up. XD
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Jan 5 2005, 01:04 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,375 |
ahha, i heard this one from my friend who dislike bush. i dont like him that much either.
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Jan 5 2005, 03:04 PM
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 Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,077 |
lmao. that was a good one...
"It's funny because it's true..."--Karen Walker from Will & Grace. |
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Jan 5 2005, 03:22 PM
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ROFLMA
 haha good one...
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Jan 5 2005, 05:42 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
that was funny.
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