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 Jan 2 2005, 06:26 PM
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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ''I have something to tell you about your child...''
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, ''What's wrong with it?'' The doctor says, ''There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.'' The woman looks confused. ''A hermaphrodite, what's that?'' The doctor replies, ''It has both features of a male and a female.'' The woman looks relieved. ''What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?'' |
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Jan 2 2005, 06:29 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
lol..i really like that one
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Jan 2 2005, 07:24 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
it put a smile on my face..
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Jan 2 2005, 08:05 PM
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that one made me laugh!! ha ha
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Jan 2 2005, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(simplicityxx @ Jan 2 2005, 8:24 PM) it put a smile on my face..  lol same |
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Jan 2 2005, 09:50 PM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
Haha, something my friend Cheryl would say. Yea, she's like that
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Jan 3 2005, 03:13 PM
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i don't get it
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Jan 3 2005, 04:24 PM
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haha if only men had a brain....
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Jan 3 2005, 11:15 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
thats not a different baby, its overly blessed!
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Jan 3 2005, 11:19 PM
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Hahaha oh a diss! And you spelled it wrong in the title.
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| *wind&fire* |
Jan 4 2005, 04:29 AM
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do we not posses reproductive organs?
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Dec 7 2007, 03:02 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 598,459 |
wwhoaaa funny !
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Dec 7 2007, 02:24 PM
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 The Fire Element. Group: Member Posts: 57 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 586,191 |
Lol good one.
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| *yrrnotelekktric* |
Jan 9 2008, 08:28 PM
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 smooth. |
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