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proving blondes smart
skaterjswife2
post Dec 31 2004, 08:32 PM
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A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, "I hate all the blonde jokes people say."

"Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I'll prove it to you," replies her brunette friend.

So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.

The taxi drove them and when they finally got out the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See that guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replies the blonde." There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 01:03 AM
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funnnny hahahaha. Good one. biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 01:06 AM
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i feel like slapping my head for what she said. but it was kinda funny.
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 01:19 AM
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Haha, what a nice twist for the end biggrin.gif Good joke.
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 03:23 AM
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nice one
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post Jan 1 2005, 02:03 PM
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nice one. lol x] hilariousz. you could've called instead..::sighsz::
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 05:23 PM
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haha thats funny
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 05:02 PM
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i liked that one
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 06:55 PM
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Pretty good. heh, we need one about red heads.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 07:06 PM
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wow i feel soooo damn stupid i don't get it.
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE(roberts_pink_drums @ Jan 3 2005, 7:06 PM)
wow i feel soooo damn stupid i don't get it.
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i don't get it either....
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 06:13 AM
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haha i get it
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 03:43 PM
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LOL. That was cute.
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 10:58 PM
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haha!! wow. at 1st when the brunette said "Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I'm home," i thought she was blonde at heart for a moment XD good joke
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 08:26 PM
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lol. thats really funny.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 08:29 PM
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Lol. I found that funny.
 
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post Jan 18 2005, 05:57 PM
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didnt get it
 
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post Jan 20 2005, 03:00 PM
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i dont get it.
 

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