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 Dec 31 2004, 12:55 PM
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There was once a woman pregnant with triplets. She went into a convenience store, and to her surprise, a man was stealing all of the money from the store. The man spotted her and immediately shot her stomach three times.
After going to the hospital, the doctor said she and the kids would be fine, just when the kids are older they would have to pee out bullets. One day little Susie, who was one of the triplets, came out of the bathroom screaming, "MOM! MOM! I PEED OUT A BULLET!" Her mother then explained what happened. A few minutes later Johnny, another of the triplets, came out of the bathroom screaming, "Mom! mom! i peed out a bullet!" His mother, once again, explained what happened. About one second later, the last triplet, Danny came out. He scrame, "mom! mom! I was jacking off and i killed the dog!" |
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Dec 31 2004, 01:11 PM
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haha ewie.
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Dec 31 2004, 01:40 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
lol funny
 ....would it hurt to pee out a bullet?!0.0
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Dec 31 2004, 04:45 PM
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lol that was sorta funny..it made me smile
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Dec 31 2004, 04:59 PM
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 yeah. i'm kevin. Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 |
thats a pretty old joke..but a classic lol
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Jan 1 2005, 01:01 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
haha!
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Jan 1 2005, 04:40 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
awww poor doggy
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Jan 1 2005, 05:10 AM
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 oh sweet pestilence Group: Member Posts: 2,251 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,876 |
Hahaha that's silly
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Jan 1 2005, 01:21 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
LMAO, he ejaculated the bullet, ahahahaha
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Jan 6 2005, 10:03 PM
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LOL. poor dog though
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Jan 6 2005, 10:29 PM
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 There is a light that never goes out.... Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,044 |
hahahahahahahahaha, but i got a question. did it make the sound of a gunshot when he was masturbinating and he killed the dog?
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Jan 8 2005, 06:05 PM
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 Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
LOL Agreed...It probably would hurt to pee out a bullet.
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Jan 8 2005, 09:55 PM
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roflz
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Jan 8 2005, 10:02 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Rofl!
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Jan 8 2005, 10:16 PM
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AHAH. XD
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Jan 9 2005, 02:27 AM
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the third triplet kid just killed a kitten
...and a dog |
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Jan 10 2005, 07:53 PM
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lol....
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Jan 15 2005, 06:08 AM
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Lol hahaha
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Jan 15 2005, 01:13 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
LOL
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Aug 21 2005, 08:55 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha poor dog.
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Aug 22 2005, 01:14 AM
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bad danny lol
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Sep 18 2005, 05:03 PM
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im thinker than you smart i am. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,093 |
haha
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Sep 18 2005, 07:16 PM
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rofl
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Sep 18 2005, 07:19 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
haha.. wow...
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Sep 18 2005, 09:35 PM
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 Randomness rules Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,288 |
wow
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Sep 18 2005, 09:53 PM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
haha poor dog killed by a lonely kid
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Sep 24 2005, 01:22 AM
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LOL! how gross ;P
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