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 Dec 31 2004, 12:40 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,049  |
there was this gurl and she just hated skool so much. shes gettin bad grades and stuff.
then her mother thought that she needs to be moved to a chirstian skool, rite? so her mother put her in a chirstian skool a few weeks later, every score of the gurl rose.. perfect on math and almost on everything... then the mother was supiscious, she asked her and she answered: "theres God on the cross all pinned up. If i dont do good at skool, then i will get pinned too" and it has nothing to do with being mad at God. Trust the Lord ^^ |
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Dec 31 2004, 03:35 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
God wasn't crucified. Why is this in the humor section?
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Dec 31 2004, 03:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
 that wasn't funny...
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Dec 31 2004, 08:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,213 |
eh this sucks............ i like your lips feleeza .......... very sexy..hahaha
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Jan 1 2005, 02:22 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
thaa..made no sense..'n wasn't funnie..at all.
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Jan 1 2005, 05:19 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
umm that made no sense O_o. god wasnt crucified...
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Jan 1 2005, 07:40 PM
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 you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
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Jan 1 2005, 10:33 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
QUOTE(karrar @ Dec 31 2004, 8:04 PM) i like your lips feleeza .......... very sexy..hahaha  Thnx 
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Jan 2 2005, 11:33 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
uuuh what...? this isnt funny
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Jan 2 2005, 06:17 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i dont get it & not funny buddy
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Jan 2 2005, 09:32 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
not funny.
do you mean jesus? god wasnt pinned on a stake -___- |
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Jan 2 2005, 09:54 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
uhh.
is this supposed to be funny? |
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Jan 10 2005, 07:18 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
wtf =S ...sorry that wasnt funny at all!!!
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Jan 10 2005, 07:58 PM
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 -Katie- Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,155 |
mmhmm.....I don't get it, and I don't exactly know what your talking about...god wasn't "pinned" up, jesus was.
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Jan 10 2005, 07:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
not funny!!1
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Jan 12 2005, 11:54 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not funny at all that was soo stupid in fact
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Jan 13 2005, 12:00 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
oh god, you said it wrong.
There's a kid that always screws up in school. No matter how many referrals, detentions, suspensions he gets, he's always being bad. Finally, when all the public schools and private schools wont take him, his mother tries the one last place that would have him. That is St. Peters Catholic School. After the very first day, the son comes home and says "i'm going to do my homework now" and from then on, has perfect behavior. The mother, baffled, decides to ask him why this sudden change of behavior. He looks at her and whispers "there's a man that i see in every classroom that's hanging off a lowercase T thing. I wonder what he did, but i'll be sure not to do it" --- still not funny.... but at least i told it better. |
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Jan 13 2005, 04:47 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
not funny..it`s jesus..not god
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Jan 13 2005, 06:15 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
i don't think it's funny
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Jan 14 2005, 12:46 AM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
i didn't get that joke.. no offense.
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Jan 15 2005, 04:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
I don't get the joke...
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