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 Dec 30 2004, 03:43 PM
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A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. "Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives," she spoke wisely.
"I agree completely, ma'am," the man replied. The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. "This bottle of wine wasn't even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship." "That's a great idea, miss," the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share. "Would you like some?" "No, thanks I'll wait for the cops to get here." |
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Dec 30 2004, 04:59 PM
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 simplyxx sweet Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,606 |
that guy is screwed lol
it was alot funnier the first time i heard it tho.. |
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Dec 30 2004, 07:07 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
i dont get it.
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Dec 30 2004, 09:10 PM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
Haha. That lady's so mean, setting him up like that...
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Dec 30 2004, 09:18 PM
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... that was lame...
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Dec 30 2004, 09:22 PM
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 lol what a way to set someone up
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Dec 30 2004, 09:45 PM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
huh?
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Dec 30 2004, 10:13 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww thats fukked up!
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Dec 31 2004, 12:00 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Lol! I'd do the same thing...
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Dec 31 2004, 12:22 AM
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oh i didn't get it at first..lol cute..
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Jan 1 2005, 02:28 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
aww tha ladysz so mean..x]
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Jan 6 2005, 10:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,375 |
I don't get it at all
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Jan 6 2005, 10:27 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
What a smart lady..
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Jan 6 2005, 10:33 PM
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none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
What a smart lady..
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Jan 6 2005, 11:40 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
lol that guy is an idiot
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