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The Screw, hehe...
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post Dec 26 2004, 11:10 PM
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It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?,"

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!" Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby — so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat himself.

"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: ''Dad, it's called the twist!''
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 11:12 PM
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I dont get it.
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 11:13 PM
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rofl.. funny..
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 11:13 PM
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haha I think I got it happy.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:32 AM
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that as lame
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:45 AM
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not funny..
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:47 AM
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say maydayism.
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 27 2004, 12:12 PM)
I dont get it.

me neither.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 05:58 AM
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not too funny, but i do get it. happy.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:42 PM
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ooo..i get it. hah
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:43 PM
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crap...double posted. ignore this everyone.
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 04:40 AM
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QUOTE(niez_cho @ Dec 27 2004, 1:47 AM)
me neither.

yea i dont get it me 3 lol
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 03:03 PM
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laugh.gif ahahaha, that's hilarious!!!
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 03:28 PM
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i dont get it at all..
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 04:37 PM
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well, screw means "having sex," and you twist a screw to get it into something trying to be fixed...the twist was a famous dance during the late 50s and early 60s.
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 04:43 PM
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laugh.gif Ive heard it before but its pretty funny. How do people not know what the twist is?!
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 04:44 PM
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not too funny but it still made me laugh a bit =)
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 07:42 PM
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dizzy me up.
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hahah stupid dad
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 11:32 PM
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thats something.. my dad would do.. blink.gif
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 01:04 AM
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thats something.. my dad would do..  blink.gif

ROFL mine too
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 02:41 AM
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Can't have the hand without the cock.
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hahaha, i thought it was funny.
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 02:42 AM
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oh sweet pestilence
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that was kinda funny
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 02:32 PM
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lol..x] whaa a wonderful father. lol
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 03:14 PM
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lol
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 05:48 PM
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hah. made me chuckle
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 06:20 AM
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whatever d00de
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i kinda got it
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 02:21 AM
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haha took me a minute there...
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 26 2004, 11:12 PM)
I dont get it.
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really?
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that is really funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 04:18 AM
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hehS. nice one.
 
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