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post Dec 26 2004, 10:16 PM
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A little Blonde girl runs up to her mom and shouts out "Mommy, Mommy I got five dollars today!" Her mom does a puzzled look and then says "How did you get that?"

The little girl smiles and says "Little Johny told me to do a cartweel while he was up in a tree" Her mom lowers her eyebrows and says in a firm voice "You know that Little Johny is only trying to see you underwear" "Ohhhhhhh!" Says the little girl and runs upstairs. The next morning she runs up to her mom and yells "Mommy, Mommy! I got ten dollars from Little Johny" "Hunny what did I tell you about..."

The little girl interuppts her and says "Listen mommy I didn't get him to look at my underwear today! He went up into a tree I did a cartwheel. Then he came down smiled and said Good job" "Why did he say that?"

said the little girls mom "I have no clue Mommy! I wasn't wearing any underwear today!"
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 10:57 PM
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How ironic. I was just thinking of a joke similar to this one that my friend told me.
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 11:14 PM
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Lol. Cute.
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 11:17 PM
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What a silly little boy. LOL. enough said.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:20 AM
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Johnny is sure one perverted little kid.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:36 AM
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you like perverted jokes dont you? huh.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 05:58 AM
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lol amusing joke. naughty johnny!
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 11:17 AM
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 27 2004, 12:36 AM)
you like perverted jokes dont you? huh.gif

hahaha.. ive actually never heard of a funny nonperverted joke before..

if you have some, why dont you post a few to enlighten me
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:46 PM
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sick children these days. pinch.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 04:38 PM
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what a pervy kid. stubborn.gif lol
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 06:45 PM
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that johnny... what a freaky kid.... _dry.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 06:58 PM
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shouldn't that mom do something?
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 12:07 AM
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QUOTE(mirage @ Dec 27 2004, 6:58 PM)
shouldn't that mom do something?

are you serious?
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 04:37 AM
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LMAO EWWWW how oldish da gurl and how old ish da boy?
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 01:40 AM
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hahhha! smart guy
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 02:44 AM
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post Dec 30 2004, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 28 2004, 4:37 AM)
LMAO EWWWW how oldish da gurl and how old ish da boy?
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im guessing before puberty for the girl..
and just a very curious boy? who wants to explore?
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 10:27 PM
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aww!!! how sweet lol
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 10:35 PM
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ive heard that one before...
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 11:50 PM
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i've heard it
 
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post Dec 31 2004, 02:36 PM
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cameraman swing the focus!
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lol ok now..
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 02:27 PM
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psh, kidsz these daysz..lol
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 07:20 PM
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lmao
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 07:55 PM
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wut a loser!! lol
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM
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Lol I heard something like that before.
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 07:33 PM
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what a perverted litttle boy
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 09:04 PM
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he he! funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 09:21 PM
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haha, all these little johnny jokes..
 
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post Jan 11 2005, 10:43 PM
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~~dUdE..thats GrOSs!!
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 03:27 AM
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i heard it kinda differently
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 09:53 PM
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dizzy me up.
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coghpervertcough
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 05:34 AM
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Lmao..haha
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 06:10 AM
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whoa..johnny's such a perv.
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 03:37 AM
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Ahh, they start so young. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 08:58 AM
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lol cute, what a lil pervert that boy is....lol
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 05:10 PM
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Cute but too eww.
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 11:22 AM
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lol
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 03:59 PM
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awwww that's so CUTE
okay, and a little disturbing.
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 10:14 PM
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What a stupid little girl.
 
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post Feb 8 2005, 02:59 AM
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tsk tsk tsk bad little johnny... but still tis funny tongue.gif

shifty.gif ohhxohh shifty.gif
 
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post Feb 8 2005, 08:34 PM
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ya me too , heard something simmilar to this already.
 
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post Feb 9 2005, 12:20 AM
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hahahhaah johny is a bad boy .. lols! funny
 
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post Feb 9 2005, 03:51 PM
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LMAO!
 
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post Feb 9 2005, 03:52 PM
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rofl. funny shit. dont mind if i post it on my xanga? lol
 
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post Feb 9 2005, 07:02 PM
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^ nope
 
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post Feb 10 2005, 05:40 PM
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What a nasty little freak .. he's a pervert kid.
 
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post Feb 10 2005, 07:03 PM
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Lil Jonny is always up to no good! He's good at tricking lil girls though.
 
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post Feb 11 2005, 01:12 PM
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haha... classic funny
 
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:55 AM
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dats hella funny laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 10:00 AM
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lols, the liitle girl sounds so adorable
 
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post Apr 22 2005, 01:44 AM
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wTF? nyahahhahhaha great job!
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 03:28 AM
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Want fries with that?
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Mmm, I heard this one before. It's still cute.
 
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post May 20 2005, 10:12 PM
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uhhhh
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oh i've heard of that joke, only the guy asked the girl to climb a tree for money.
 
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post May 27 2005, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(shattered_glass @ Dec 27 2004, 1:20 PM)
Johnny is sure one perverted little kid.
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yeah...
 
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post Jun 1 2005, 09:51 PM
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umm is kinda funny and cute.... but that little johnny or w/e is such a pervert..
 
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