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 Dec 26 2004, 10:14 PM
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 you wish...  Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273  |
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry. "Why are you crying?" asked the girl. The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test." |
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Dec 26 2004, 11:16 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Pee, little boy, pee. Pee before they get you..
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Dec 27 2004, 12:21 AM
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d O r k Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
You do not get your finger cut off when you do a blood test. But, anyways, LOL. This joke's cute. XD
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Dec 27 2004, 05:56 PM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
the poor little confused boy!
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Dec 27 2004, 06:01 PM
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 livin up to the name. Group: Member Posts: 1,594 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,539 |
i dont get it?
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Dec 27 2004, 06:59 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
don't find this really funny...
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Dec 27 2004, 10:31 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
QUOTE(lost [child) ,Dec 27 2004, 3:01 PM] i dont get it? The boy's afraid that he will get the thing where he urines out cut off. |
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Dec 28 2004, 12:29 AM
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im a SHEMALE :D Group: Member Posts: 87 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,855 |
LOL that is so sad. run little boy
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Dec 28 2004, 01:00 AM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
aw funny.
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Dec 28 2004, 04:35 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
AWWWW thats so cute!! poor baby boy!!
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Dec 28 2004, 04:38 AM
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what's love anyways.? Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,198 |
lol, little kids r so entertaining.
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Dec 28 2004, 07:49 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
haha awww poor kid
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Dec 29 2004, 03:39 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
aw that's cute. run run like the wind confused, cute boy
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Dec 29 2004, 06:38 PM
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haha poor kid.
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Dec 30 2004, 09:22 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,326 |
I heard that before
but ... thank you |
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Dec 30 2004, 03:29 PM
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you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
youre welcome
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Dec 30 2004, 07:06 PM
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that boy is sounds cute.
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Dec 30 2004, 09:21 PM
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halirious!
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Dec 30 2004, 09:57 PM
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I don't think it's cut fingers OFF.
just cut... and ouch, that must hurt if u had to do that for a urine test... |
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Dec 30 2004, 10:09 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww! i thought this one was cute
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Jan 1 2005, 02:56 AM
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hehe :)
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Jan 1 2005, 03:10 AM
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Heh...I get it.
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Jan 1 2005, 03:29 AM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
haha.. poor boy
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Jan 1 2005, 01:24 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao, cut his penis off!!!
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Jan 1 2005, 01:52 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lol. x] aww poor kid..
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Jan 1 2005, 08:51 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,781 |
lol...poor kid. run like the wind!
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Jan 2 2005, 04:05 PM
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 Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
confused lil kiddies xD
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Jan 2 2005, 04:06 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
HAHA
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Jan 12 2005, 03:31 PM
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tsk tsk......
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Jan 15 2005, 05:51 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
hehe...poor boy...
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Jan 17 2005, 02:32 AM
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HAHA KUTE IN A PAINFUL WAY =P
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