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 Mar 17 2004, 09:29 AM
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LETS SHARE DEM JOKES YUNNO HAVE A LIL LAUGH N POST A LIL POST
 There wer 3 men...an irish man, a french man and a british man. They were walking and walking till they came across a slide. They wer bored n so decided to have some fun. And so, the irish man suggested them go slide down da slide. So, they raced to the slide. The british man got there first. As he sat down on the top out POPPED a dwarf fairy  "AS U SLIDE DOWN, YOU MAY WISH FOR SOMETHING AND U WILL LAND IN IT AT THE BOTTOM" said the dwarf...and with a snap of his finger he dissapeared. So, as the british man started to slide down he said "GOLD GOLD GOLD" and he landed in a pile of GOLD coins. The irish man went next, and the same thing happened. The dwarf fairy popped up and old him to wish for something that he would land in at the bottom and then with a snap of his finger dissapeared. And, so, the irish man said SILVER SILVER SILVER and landed in a pile of SILVER coins. The french man went last. When he sat down on the top the dwarf popped up and told him what he told the other 2 guys and then dissaperaed. Then, the french man started to slide down the slide saying WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....and landed with a SPLASH  hahahah
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Mar 17 2004, 12:14 PM
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 lovedme_lovesmenot...explain that! Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,423 |
2... "Jesus Is Watching You"
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar says , "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' " |
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Mar 18 2004, 05:32 AM
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hahaha!
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Mar 18 2004, 01:16 PM
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 createblog.com n00bie Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,321 |
I don't neither of the jokes. Maybe I'm just extra-slow.
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Mar 18 2004, 02:04 PM
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QUOTE(tomorrow_nvr_comes @ Mar 17 2004, 11:14 AM) 2... "Jesus Is Watching You" One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar says , "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' " haha i got it!! |
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Mar 18 2004, 03:24 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
lol, that reminds me of my uncle who named his dog, Bitehim! So when somebody doorbell and the dog would bark, my uncle would yell, "BITEHIM!"
Haha Okay.. that wasn't really funny..  was it?
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Feb 14 2007, 10:17 PM
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Funny.
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Feb 14 2007, 10:20 PM
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| *Monochrome.* |
Feb 14 2007, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(hybrid @ Mar 18 2004, 8:24 PM)  lol, that reminds me of my uncle who named his dog, Bitehim! So when somebody doorbell and the dog would bark, my uncle would yell, "BITEHIM!" Haha Okay.. that wasn't really funny.. was it? it was cute.but funny..meh |
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Feb 14 2007, 10:25 PM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
Cute and clever. But not exactly
 Wrong forum, old topic. This post has been edited by Libertie: Feb 14 2007, 10:49 PM |
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