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some dildo joke..., it's very dirrrrty!
the_crox
post Dec 24 2004, 08:06 PM
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okay.... my friend let me read this joke a year ago and I just thought of it right now. Ummm here it goes


A man was going on a bussiness trip for a long time. Knowing his wife would be horny he decided to buy her a dildo as a gift. The man asked the clerk the best dildo they had. The clerk showed the man some voodoo dildo kay? To ehh make it work..... you say "dildo my ass" or something like it. The man wanted a test run on the dildo so they decided to use the door knob hole or something. The clerk said "dildo the door knob!" the dildo flew to the door knob and started to vibrate so hard it broke the door in two. Now the man satisfied bought the dildo. The clerk told him, to remove the dildo... say "dildo off my ass" or whatever it was on.

The man bought the dildo and gave it to his wife. He told her how to work it.... but forgot to tell her how to remove it. Weeks passed without the wife having sex. So she said dildo!! my ass. She started screwing with the dildo, when finally she couldn't stop the dildo. She was freaking out, so she ran to a sherriff. Exhausted, she told the sheriff her a dildo won't stop screwing her. Of course the sherriff, thinking she was lying was all like dildo my ass....

Get it??
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 08:08 PM
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LOL. This has been posted before, though.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 08:09 PM
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this was already posted here before. but it was a diffrent one.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 08:36 PM
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pinch.gif oooh..
that was pretty interesting..
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 01:51 PM
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so then it traveled to this his ass ?

haha I don't get that last part. huh.gif
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 02:53 PM
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post Dec 25 2004, 06:00 PM
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lol. I read this before. still funny to me. ;)
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 09:24 PM
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny wut happen next ?!?! LOL
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 03:37 AM
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ROFL.
That got me a little horny.
>_<
Only because the world "Dildo" was in there about 13 times.
And vibrating 1 time =] Kinky words.

Lol, this made me laugh.
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 05:32 PM
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QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Dec 25 2004, 1:51 PM)
so then it traveled to this his ass ?

haha I don't get that last part. huh.gif

yup! it flew to the sherriffs ass.... laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 05:37 PM
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post Jan 2 2005, 10:27 PM
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lol
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 01:04 PM
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this was posted on here before. its still funny tho :P
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 03:02 PM
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oh.......i get it
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 06:35 AM
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read this before but still funny
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 05:39 PM
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Hehe, dirty joke. I get it though.
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 10:52 PM
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HAHAH!! nice joke
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 01:09 AM
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lol! i heard this one before also (since some of my friends are perverts and enjoy this kind of vulgur humor)
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 01:15 AM
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LOOOOOL.
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 04:27 AM
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LMAO
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 07:39 PM
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awww...thats jacked up..
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 08:04 PM
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I don't really get it. But Haha! So funny! =]
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 04:38 AM
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Lol Haha
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 02:36 AM
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INTERESTING
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 04:52 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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Lmfao.
 
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post Feb 2 2005, 06:20 PM
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post Apr 7 2005, 06:29 PM
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I've heard this before....somewhere
Still funny
 
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