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 Dec 23 2004, 10:19 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 126 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,447  |
Tickle Me Elmo
A women desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The personal manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The personal manager hums and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line and nothing else. The woman happily excepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she should be in for 8:00 AM the next day. The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the personal manager's door. The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman he just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is the personal manager suggested he show him the problem. Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs. The personal managers starts to kill himself laughing and finally after 20 minutes of rolling around he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says, "I'm sorry. I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles." |
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Dec 24 2004, 07:18 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol....the last part was funny, but i didnt get the part about what she thought the personal manager meant lol....im kinda slow.
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Dec 24 2004, 07:28 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
just...how slow are u ppl in the humor section? god...
two test tickles.... two testicles |
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Dec 24 2004, 07:47 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
LOL
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Dec 24 2004, 09:08 PM
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 You're a blue eyed lightning bolt. Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,896 |
LOL..it took me a few more seconds to get it..but that's pretty good!
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Dec 25 2004, 12:25 AM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
clever.. took me a few secs to put it all together also
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Dec 25 2004, 06:55 PM
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 Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
Does elmo really deserve that >.<
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Dec 25 2004, 07:43 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl thats a good one
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Dec 28 2004, 04:48 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
uhh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT HAHAH ELMO...
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Dec 29 2004, 11:20 AM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
Oh my, I wonder if any Elmo's have already been shipped with their two testicles haha
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Dec 29 2004, 03:48 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
i don't really get it.... *sigh* i am so slow sometimes.
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Dec 29 2004, 08:01 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ROFL i had to re-read it lol
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Dec 29 2004, 08:03 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmfao. I get it. testicles :O. Hoho.
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Dec 29 2004, 09:17 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
Hahaha. Marbles. :*
I hate tickle me elmos. o.o |
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Dec 30 2004, 12:37 AM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
hahahahah that's a good one =)
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Dec 31 2004, 01:27 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 353 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,749 |
that's funnyyy
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