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a girls first time..., read this...=]
fnkymunkay
post Dec 22 2004, 07:01 PM
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: *a girls first time*
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> (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
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>
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> It's your first time. As you lie back your
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> muscles tighten. You put him
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> off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
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> ;refuses to be swayed as he
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> approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
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> shake your head bravely.
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> He has had more experience, but it's the first
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> time his finger has found
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> the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
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> your body tenses; but
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> he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
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> deeply within your eyes
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> and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
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> times before. His cool
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> smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
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> ;more room for an easy
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> entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
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> but he slowly takes his
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> time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
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> possible. As he presses
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> ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
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> way; pain surges throughout
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> your body and you feel the slight trickle of
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> blood as he continues. He
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> looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
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> painful.Your eyes are
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> filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
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> for him to go on. He
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> begins going in and out with skill but you are
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> now too numb to feel him
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> within you. After a few moments, you feel
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> something bursting within you and
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> he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
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> have it over. He looks
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> at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
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> chuckle; that you have been
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> his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
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> You smile and thank your
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> dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
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> a tooth pulled.
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> Naughty, Naughty!
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> What were you thinkin' ?
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> PERVERT
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> I know what you were thinking!
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> YOU MUST SEND THIS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE AND
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> YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT
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> IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU
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> LOVE DEEPLY
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>
>

lol u guys don't have to do the chain letter..but u gotta admit that was funnny! laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 07:02 PM
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kellyannie
post Dec 22 2004, 07:03 PM
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i heard that one like.. 4 years ago
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 07:05 PM
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Yeah, I've heard basically all of these things before..
 
*x____duckii*
post Dec 22 2004, 07:05 PM
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Okay, I'm a pervert, but it's still funny.
 
fnkymunkay
post Dec 22 2004, 07:08 PM
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ok well i barely heard of it rite now ok...gosh i thought it would be funny so i shared it on here...
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 07:10 PM
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Yeah, like others said, that pretty old.
 
lilteardrop
post Dec 22 2004, 07:49 PM
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lol first time hearing it :]
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 08:03 PM
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Eh. I heard this a long time ago.
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 08:06 PM
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yeah i heard this a long time ago...there's another one where it ends up being your first time milking a cow or something...
 
*Azarel*
post Dec 22 2004, 08:06 PM
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..should be in humor forum, yeah?
 
Xerohedra
post Dec 22 2004, 08:16 PM
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Lol thats funny. Haha.
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 08:19 PM
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Wow my boyfriend was getting really perverted right know but after he figured out the tooth thing he was cracking up sooo hard.
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 08:21 PM
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That was old.
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 09:00 PM
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haha i heard something like that b4.. but it was a diff story.. i cant remember which one tho.


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LeSLiE
post Dec 22 2004, 09:03 PM
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Wow, I guess I'm a pervert... I've probably gotten this before but I just delete my chain letters..
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 09:03 PM
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LOL im a pervert >____<


i've heard that somewhere, but i forgot what was the person doing. =T
 
s0pnayish
post Dec 22 2004, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(stephinika @ Dec 22 2004, 8:06 PM)
yeah i heard this a long time ago...there's another one where it ends up being your first time milking a cow or something...

same here. i heard this when i was back in 7th grade, and i'm a senior now, so that's a long time ago.
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 09:31 PM
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Oh you'd be surprised
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i never heard that before. wow that stuff got me horny. but im ok now. lol
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 10:27 PM
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The one I read was a chain letter and typed in COLOR lol. I got this chain letter last year. Hey, next time when you copy and paste a chain letter, at least remove the "send this to 10 people or your love life will be ruined forever!!!" stuff wink.gif

Yes, Anna, this should be moved to Humor..

MOVED TO INTERESTS > HUMOR
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 10:31 PM
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I found that to be funny. xD
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 10:38 PM
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I've read it before, but it's still funny =)
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 11:08 PM
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hahahahahahaha laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 01:21 AM
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dif. old
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:07 AM
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i've heard of these kinda stuff before but the still make me think of... things i shudnt b thinking about :P
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:26 AM
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This bitch better work!
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i thought she was getting blood drawn! pinch.gif
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 03:17 PM
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this is suppose to be one of those chain letters?
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 04:41 PM
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i've heard the ending to this story before but not the beginning.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 06:23 PM
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none of it seems real
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man haha.. I was definately about to be like hmmm this is going way into to detaill.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 06:30 PM
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what's love anyways.?
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i got that in an email from my friend a while back... like a couple yrs ago.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 07:31 PM
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i feel so stupid thinking of what it was.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 05:31 PM
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...and this is me..
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LMAO.
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 04:11 PM
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LOLL xD

i haven't heard this one before, lol i feel ashameddd ><
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 05:58 PM
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I remember this.
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 07:42 PM
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mellow.gif thats like really old
 
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