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 Dec 17 2004, 09:27 PM
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 define our lives for us.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293  |
My friends' AIM profile has soo many blonde jokes.
Ima pick a few that I like and think that are funny, and show'em.  Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!" A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!" and the last one... One day a man was watering his lawn when his next door neighbor, a blonde, came out of her house. Now the blonde looked really mad. She stomped over to her mailbox, opened it and went back inside. The guy thought nothing of it and kept on watering his lawn. The next time the blonde came out she was red hot. She opended her mailbox, slammed it shut till it nearly fell of and stomped back into her house. Now the guy was getting curious. So he approached her door and asked, "Why do you keep coming out of your house all mad, and opening your mailbox?" The blonde replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail." |
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Dec 17 2004, 09:31 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
rofl i love the third one
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Dec 17 2004, 11:11 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 630 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,163 |
^^I like the third one the best. These jokes are funny.
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Dec 18 2004, 09:40 AM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
XD The third one was really funny
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Dec 18 2004, 03:39 PM
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 simplyxx sweet Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,606 |
those are histerical!! i love the first and second!!
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Dec 18 2004, 04:27 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
lmao i like al of dem but da last 1 is sooooooooooooooo funny !! gj
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Dec 18 2004, 08:12 PM
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I think there is already a thread on blonde jokes, but anyways, those are funny.
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Dec 18 2004, 08:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,958 |
haha the second one was pretty funny.
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Dec 20 2004, 01:45 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Heh, those are pretty good. I like the first and third one.
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Dec 20 2004, 04:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
ROFL
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Dec 22 2004, 03:16 PM
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DUCKY!!! Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,682 |
ROFLMAO!! THATS GREAT STUFF!
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Dec 22 2004, 08:14 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
did you hear of this one. It's old
There once was this blond wife who went on vacation. While she was gone the husband was cheating on her. three days later the wife came home early and caught them in the act. she got so angry she took out a gun and pointed at her own head. She said she couldn't take it anymore and would kill herself. then the husband said " don't do it." the wife shouted back "Shut up, your next." |
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Dec 22 2004, 09:32 PM
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 mosh. Group: Member Posts: 1,841 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,114 |
i like the first one!
wait no... I LOVE THEM ALL! |
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Dec 23 2004, 11:17 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao, great stuff. the first one really made me laugh
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Dec 23 2004, 11:22 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
i like the second one!
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Dec 23 2004, 05:15 PM
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 You're a blue eyed lightning bolt. Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,896 |
ha ah..the third one is classic..lol..my sister didnt get the first one when i first told her
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Dec 23 2004, 08:21 PM
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 You Kicked My Dog. Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 |
ooo i liked the third one i didn't get the middle one
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Dec 26 2004, 12:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,722 |
hahaha, nice
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Dec 30 2004, 09:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
that last one was really funny
 i liked it the most
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Dec 30 2004, 10:18 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
cute. i'd heard something similar to the 3rd one before. I really like the 1st one even though the blonde & her sister could have had diff. mamas
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Dec 31 2004, 12:08 AM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
QUOTE(miss barnes @ Dec 30 2004, 10:18 PM) cute. i'd heard something similar to the 3rd one before. I really like the 1st one even though the blonde & her sister could have had diff. mamas  naw.. i think they have the same mothers.
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Jan 1 2005, 02:24 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lol. the third onesz hilariousz. x]
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Jan 1 2005, 02:36 PM
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 <<forgotten>> Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,226 |
haha
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Jan 1 2005, 03:16 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
3ed ones jokes :]
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Jan 1 2005, 03:41 PM
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Eh I heard some of those before. They're funny nonetheless.
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