Queen Of The Mountain, game |
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Queen Of The Mountain, game |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 124 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,018 ![]() |
I love this game
-I start off as "Queen of the Mountain" -The next poster has to get rid of me and make themselves queen (ex: I lure Emily away with candy and sit on the throne) except you can make it more imaginative -You can't use a senario someone's already used, like if someone already pushed someone else into a pit of snakes then you can't do that again. -If you have any questions, just ask. I'M QUEEN! |
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i got Bart Simpson to farted in her face.
![]() now i am queen of the mountain! ps. i dont really get this game |
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![]() Clawdia/Violette wants ur eyeballs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,116 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,477 ![]() |
i plucked out her eyes and forced them down her throat. i cut open her stomach and stuffed barbie dolls in it.
now im the queen |
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![]() Day's Nearly Over ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 ![]() |
You just happened to go to a bathroom break and I sat on the throne.
I'm surprised! I'm a queen? Really? |
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#5
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![]() she doesn't even know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 ![]() |
lol.... aliens abducted you! me=queen
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*StanleyThePanda* |
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my army of rabid llamas attack you and crown me
now I am queen. |
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*x____duckii* |
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#7
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I shot pepper spray on your eyes and threw you out the window!
Yay! I'm queen now! I'm Queen Jackie I! |
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
I got Godzilla to step on you.
I'M QUEEN ANGIE!. |
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*StanleyThePanda* |
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your mom called and wanted you home for dinner so I got the throne.
I am Queen Kara |
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#10
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 405 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,232 ![]() |
you saw a giant spotted rodent strolling by so you had to go and chase it. as you were going along you accidentally ran into a fireman who accidentally lit his own house on fire. you went to call 911 when you realized he was the only fireman on duty so there was no one to save him. you decided to help him and run into the house and save the 23 kittens that were trapped inside.
then you died. now i am queen justine. and... thats rhymes. i win =] |
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you were happily reigning being queen. but then 10 minutes into it, you spotted a pink duck. THAT'S RIGHT! a pink duck. so your curiosity got the better of you and you followed it. you followed it to the candycane forest, then to the skittles fortress and finally arrived at the twix river. you sat by the pink duck and talked about your pass how you had to get the former queen of the mountain off. and the pink duck told you of its past, how it used to be the king of the pond. he cried, and you comforted him. and he cried some more. you guys both fell asleep lying next to twix river. but the next day, you are awoken by a quack of a duck. the duck is quickly flowing downstream! it is lost in the currents! so what do you do? you dive in for it, of course you cannot swim. so you start to sink. but a clever neon orange puffin happens to fly by and whispers, "eat the twix." so what else do you do? but eat the twix. and you eat and you eat. and you lose track of time, but after the whole river has been gobbled into your tummy. you sigh a breath of relief and look for your little friend, the pink duck. and you see it by the delta. you run up to it and it looks unconscious. so what else do you do? but you try to wake it up! you shake it harder than anything before but it does not wake up. you start crying and tears of pain come out and land on the pink duck. then as that tear fell on the pink duck, wilma wonka the fairy appears out of thin air. "what are you doing here?" you asked of wilma wonka the fairy. and wilma wonka the fairy replies with a short, "sacrifice." you understand with a nod and face your friend, the pink duck. and cry more tears, not of pain now but more of hope and joy. and slowly but surely you lose your unconsciousness as the pink duck gains his. at your last moment of consciousness, the pink duck looks at you right in your eyes. and you look back at his dark green forboding eyes. and he motions for you to come closer to his head, for he cannot move, yet you cannot either. you are at the last thread of life. but you muster all your strength to be beside your dear friend, to listen to his final words. and so he whispers into your ear.....
"long live TEENERS__15! THE NEW QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN!" |
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#12
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![]() she doesn't even know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 ![]() |
holy crap that was long!! Well you watched the ring vid. 7 days later..... me=queen
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#13
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I have shot you with a gun and made you lick my teachers toes. Now i am the QUEENNNNNN!!!!!
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#14
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you died of constipation, now i am queen
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*tweeak* |
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#15
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we kicked parkview's band's ass, thus i rule all
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#16
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![]() Day's Nearly Over ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 ![]() |
You like boom, bang.. and you suddenly disappeared. I'm the new queen.
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#17
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
You won a $23982398 shopping spree so you left the throne to go shopping.
" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the fresh QUEEN of Bel Air " |
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#18
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![]() yan lin♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 ![]() |
*chomp* i ate you.
now i'm queen. |
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#19
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i hired ashlee simpson to sings live for you 24/7........
NOW I AM QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN |
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#20
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u found sushi and ate it i sat on the throne
im "king" of the mountain ^_^ |
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#21
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 ![]() |
I stuck my hand down your throat when your guards were on lunch break, ripped out your heart, and ate it.
Now I am Queen Alice of the Mountain!! Yay!! ![]() |
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#22
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
You drank piss and died.
I'm queen. |
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#23
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![]() He ate it, I swear! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 659 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,075 ![]() |
I shoot you with my BB gun, which I secretly stuff with mushrooms, and you die of mushroom overload.
I am now Queen/King. |
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*Azarel* |
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#24
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I shove Nick's chesthair your way. You are distracted. You leave.
I am queen. |
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*wind&fire* |
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#25
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WOW look over there....dammit youre so blonde....
IM QUEEN!!! |
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#26
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![]() I'm not mean; You're just a sissy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 796 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,520 ![]() |
you're king cheated on you with me and now he wants to marry me. so you're off the throne, honey!
im queen now! |
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#27
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
I gave you a poisoned apple and you ate it.
queen! |
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*wind&fire* |
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culutral revolution.. youir too fat to sit on the throne ...youre out...
im queen! |
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#29
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![]() Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,528 ![]() |
i push you and you fall on hot glue.
im queen |
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#30
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
I punched you in the face and kicked you where it hurts.
Love, Queen. |
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#31
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 ![]() |
Plastic dinosaurs abducted you and took you to their palace where you remain in charge of doing their feet for eternity. imaginitive enough?
Okay, i'll be queen. ![]() |
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#32
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
People impeached you for me cause i'm just so darn cool.
queeeen. |
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#33
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
i took a pair of knives and stabbed you numerous times until you begged me to take your place.
Queen. |
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*x____duckii* |
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You sleepwalked to the Playboy Mansion.
<33 Queen Jackie I |
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#35
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
Freddy kills you in your dreams.
Queen Angie |
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#36
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![]() ThePinkPanda ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 ![]() |
The Court Jester kept poking you and poking you and poking you...
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#37
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your momma so fat she ate you up now I'M queen
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#38
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![]() ThePinkPanda ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 ![]() |
I came back to haunt you for calling my mommy fat!
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#39
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
Religious inquisition, you got beheaded.
umm..KING!! |
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#40
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
Accompanies you. :D
Queen. |
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
QUOTE(jambaJUICE @ Dec 23 2004, 11:13 PM) Accompanies you. :D Queen. [HAHA good one] uhh, you're not bearing sons!! off with your head!! KING!! |
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#42
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
*reincarnates self* kills you in your sleep with scissors to your throat!
QUEEN |
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#43
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
HAH! THEY HAD NO SCISSORS BACK THEN!!
*stabs you with a SWORD thru the throat* KING!! |
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#44
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
Burns you at the stake.
QUEEN |
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#45
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
becomes a zombie and eats your brain!
ZOMBIE KING!! |
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#46
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
*goes Resident Evil on your arse*
MUAHAHA RE QUEEN |
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#47
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![]() ThePinkPanda ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 ![]() |
*kills both of you with bendy straws*
Geez... nasty exes, eh? Oh yeah.. queen. And what's religious inquisition? |
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
its when someone calls you a heretic, and the commoners take you and burn you in a fire.
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#49
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
hehehe
gsaf QUEEN. |
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#50
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![]() Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 ![]() |
it was past ur bed time so u went home to sleep
now i'm queen!!! |
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#51
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you married a king from far far away and left the castle to go to his kingdom being so nice to let me have the throne
QUEEN!<3 |
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#52
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![]() Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 ![]() |
u got taken away to prison cuz they found out that u were selling drugs to elementary kids
QUEEN ![]() |
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#53
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you were arrested b/c the authorities found you in an adult theater playing with yoursef. You and pee wee herman became great buddies.
![]() Once again, QUEEN! |
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#54
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you got a heart attack during some scary movie while you were watchin it in the dark by yourself.
i am queen |
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#55
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![]() ThePinkPanda ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 ![]() |
I found the emperium silver crystal and banished you back into the negaworld along with everyone else that is evil. I married a handsome prince and was a princess myself 1000 years ago until that b!tch, Beryl, attacked my planet. My mother sent me and the rest of my people to earth where I fought many evils. Eventually, I will have a daughter with pink hair. Don't ask why. It's just pink.
I'm queen. |
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![]() Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 ![]() |
you hated being queen so u quit
NOW I'M QUEEN |
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#57
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you choked on a blade of grass. now I'm Queen Bev!!! Bow down to my queenly queenliness!!!
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#58
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![]() Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 ![]() |
you retired cuz u were old
now i'm queen |
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#59
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I sent my flying monkey servants to rip out your hair. You had to go shopping for a wig. Now I'm QUEEN!
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*x____duckii* |
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#60
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You found being queen too hard of a job, so you quit and let me be queen! Now I'm queen! Tata for now!
<33 Queen Jackie I |
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#61
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
I Kicked You. & I Kicked You Hard. Then I Kicked Your Dog.
Queen. |
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![]() ThePinkPanda ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 ![]() |
You were caught making love to a sheep. Sicko. So we drilled a hole in your eyeball. And you bled too much. Dead.
I'm queen now. |
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
=O, you were caught with the neighbor's horse, and you're humping chiwawa. NAUGHTY GIRL. have fun in the cellar, they'll chain you up tight ;). SICK FREAK.
Queen. |
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*basick* |
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you went to go buy some ugly ice creams
king ding |
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#65
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to hell with you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 ![]() |
hey basick, they're having a sale at walmart!
NO I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAH!! (*queen*) |
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#66
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an angry mob of bald, pot-bellied guys overthrow you because you outlawed Hungry mans. I'm queen now!!! TEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!
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you were so ignorant, they beheaded you.
queen!<3 |
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#68
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
*buries you in the snow*
Queen. |
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#69
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You were eaten by knats. now who's the queen?? I am!!!!
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You were having sex with satan in hell. =]
Love, Queen |
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Satan got tired and had sex w/ you.
KING!!! |
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#72
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You again? PFFT. You died and joined the orgy with Satan.
QUEEN |
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to hell with you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 ![]() |
the munchikins attacked you.
IT IS I AGAIN, WHO YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO!!! |
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*x____duckii* |
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Buddha and Allah joined forces to kill you and did so.
Queen |
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u left the throne to go take a piss and when u came bak, i was sitting in ur throne
now i'm queen |
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*x____duckii* |
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When I found you sitting on my throne, I commanded Snow White to make you snort coke, and when she made you snort coke, you died. Now who's queen? I AM!!
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
I ordered my evil mice to eat you alive.
qweeen |
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I came back from the dead, killed you, and found myself a new body to be in. So now I'm queen!
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#79
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
You looked into the mirror and died.
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I got you tickets to see Pharrell.
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#81
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hahahah thanks
I got you your very own oompa loompa. qwaazeen. |
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
Stuffs you in a plane and strands you off in an island with Pharrell.
w00t w00ts for you ;] Love, Queen |
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#83
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hatred consumed you
i am queen |
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#84
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I had a Sumo Wrestler sit on you which crushed you into itty bitty pieces and I put them in a glass bottle and threw you out to sea.
NOW I AM QUEENNN! |
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you drowned in the flood
i am queen |
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#86
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I used my magic skills, and turned you into a rabbit, you hopped away.
-Queen |
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you tripped by the throne and fell on your face and your concussion killed you
i am queen |
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#88
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u went to the doctor cuz u were feeling sick
now i'm queen |
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#89
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i asked you to leave.
i'm the queen now |
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you at to much beans. KABOOM!
<3, Queen! |
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you died a "mysterious death"
-King o.o |
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u got kidnapped
now i'm queen |
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#93
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we played checkers and i beat you, sooooo
now i'm QUEEN! |
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Your jester made you laugh to death ;)
queen |
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#95
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Pharrell commanded you to give me the throne, and you did as he said since he is your favorite! =)
lalalalala queenie! |
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#96
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u decided to give the throne to me cuz ur so nice
yay, i'm queen |
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u mysteriously disappeared
now i'm queen, lalalalalalalalala |
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#98
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I put you in a trance and i made you do all sorts of crazy things. I made you jump off a cliff, pretend you`re a farm animal, make a zerox copy of your butt and give everyone in the city a copy, fall in love with cows, insult the cow so they`d dump you, and finally, told you to make me the queen now.
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u went outside to play with the snow (its snowing rite now here in japan, yahooo~~~)
now i'm queen :D |
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I pushed you off the thrown and covered you in honey, thus releasing my angry swarm of killer bees.
Jane=Queen |
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