How many newbies does it take.., to screw in a light bulb? |
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 Dec 1 2004, 03:24 AM
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I personally have no idea... But i'm interested to see everyone else's opinions
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Dec 1 2004, 04:58 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,137 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,193 |
is it really that hard to screw in a light bulb?
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Dec 2 2004, 05:34 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
wtf?... im confused...is this supposed to be in the entertainment forum or wat?
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Dec 2 2004, 05:57 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
QUOTE wtf?... im confused...is this supposed to be in the entertainment forum or wat? does anyone GET this???? i am totally confused... but this sounds offending... is this suppose to be in the entertainment forum? |
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Dec 2 2004, 06:43 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
Are you calling newbies dumb?
You are kinda one btw. |
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Dec 2 2004, 07:52 PM
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 *aSh* =] Group: Member Posts: 2,075 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,101 |
i voted for 'who cares?' =] lol
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| *tweeak* |
Dec 2 2004, 08:12 PM
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better joke: how many trumpet players does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? (its actually pretty funny, answer so i can tell you the real one)
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Dec 2 2004, 09:15 PM
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 if i was a rich girl.. Group: Member Posts: 703 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,836 |
 it's a mystery..
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Dec 2 2004, 09:17 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(mirage @ Dec 2 2004, 3:57 PM) does anyone GET this???? i am totally confused... but this sounds offending... is this suppose to be in the entertainment forum? why did you just exactly say what the person did??? anyways it should NOT be in entertainment...it should be in humor if anything. |
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Dec 2 2004, 09:31 PM
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you aint even funny and you got 65 posts... and you posted this into the wrong section...
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Dec 2 2004, 09:31 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol ok ppl get mad at me for spamming when i ask pretty decent questions, and no one dumps on this question?
 man....but what the hell....it's a mystery for both questions.
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Dec 2 2004, 09:39 PM
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 i need an sn change. Group: Member Posts: 1,915 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,746 |
..wth....this has no purpose in the entertainment section. please close this
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Dec 2 2004, 10:04 PM
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haha
actually i want to check who cares |
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Dec 3 2004, 01:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,077 |
lol yall are right. i am a newbie(sorta)... that's why i didn't know where to post this! haah.
MY BAD  It's funny how a dumb question like this can get people all riled up though
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Dec 3 2004, 07:30 AM
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huh??
...and its "who cares" not "who care" ...
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Dec 3 2004, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE(tweeak @ Dec 2 2004, 8:12 PM) better joke: how many trumpet players does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? (its actually pretty funny, answer so i can tell you the real one) since no one guessed, im going to give you the answer anyway 4. one to skrew it in and three to stand around and talk about how they they could have done it better
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Dec 3 2004, 07:49 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
this sounds like a joke but eh i'll move it to humor
any mods wanna move it anywhere else please do so. i think it takes about 1.734924793243222222..? |
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Dec 3 2004, 08:24 PM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
QUOTE(randomtkk @ Dec 2 2004, 7:04 PM) haha actually i want to check who cares ahaha i wanna kno 2. |
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Dec 3 2004, 09:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,077 |
QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Dec 3 2004, 7:30 AM) huh?? ...and its "who cares" not "who care" ...haha. yeah... i meant to do that!!  it was supposed to look coooool |
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Dec 4 2004, 10:18 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
<3 Newbies.
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Dec 4 2004, 11:08 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
Dude.
who the eff cares. and how is this suppose to be humor? 
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Dec 6 2004, 02:44 AM
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wtf is this
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Dec 15 2004, 04:37 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
it takes one! duhh
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Dec 21 2004, 02:38 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
none.
they wouldn't be able to do it. 
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Dec 22 2004, 05:31 PM
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what's love anyways.? Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,198 |
one. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to screw in a bulb... and i've done it plenty of times. all by myself. :-)
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Dec 22 2004, 05:42 PM
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 im going to kill you Group: Member Posts: 28 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,999 |
guys, don't look to deep into the question! its just simple, how many newbies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? not that hard, just a funny little question! and im the blonde one...oh and it is hard to screw in a lightbulb!
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Jan 2 2005, 10:29 PM
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gayed-out
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Jan 2 2005, 10:44 PM
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0 - they can use their awesome mind controlling powers to do it without physically doing it and yeah, I have no clue what I'm talking about.
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Jan 2 2005, 11:05 PM
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1 million.
1 to hold the light bulb, and 999,999,999 to turn the house. |
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Jan 4 2005, 05:30 PM
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 ˘ž Wanting it. ˘ž Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
QUOTE(teenprincess @ Dec 2 2004, 6:43 PM) Are you calling newbies dumb? You are kinda one btw.  lol |
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Jan 6 2005, 07:53 PM
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 you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
this isnt a joke.. wtf
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Jan 9 2005, 08:19 PM
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QUOTE(Mireh @ Jan 3 2005, 12:05 AM) 1 million. 1 to hold the light bulb, and 999,999,999 to turn the house. lmao |
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Jan 22 2005, 12:55 AM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
just ask me to do it and save yourself the trouble
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Jan 23 2005, 09:36 PM
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someone told me that joke b4 and I still don't get it!
<3 September |
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Jan 24 2005, 08:00 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
wow, i cud tell yooh where bored!
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Feb 23 2005, 04:47 PM
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 Vyna Group: Member Posts: 139 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,332 |
QUOTE(Mireh @ Jan 2 2005, 10:05 PM) 1 million. 1 to hold the light bulb, and 999,999,999 to turn the house. LOL good one! Sounds decent too! But who cares? 
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Feb 25 2005, 02:21 PM
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 iuvenesco Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,221 |
lol
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Feb 26 2005, 05:45 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
It takes alot of newbies because they probably don't read the guidelines!
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Feb 26 2005, 11:23 AM
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millions!
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Feb 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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</3 Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,729 |
QUOTE(angel-roh @ Dec 2 2004, 2:34 PM) wtf?... im confused...is this supposed to be in the entertainment forum or wat? i know, huh?
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Feb 27 2005, 06:06 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
1. Like every other non-mentally disabled person on this earth.
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Feb 27 2005, 06:07 PM
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 the Ray... it filters through Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,081 |
Well... I'm sorta a n00b.. and I can do it myself just fine.
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Feb 27 2005, 06:08 PM
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 Philly Girl 4-life Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,772 |
I would just like to know : "What's a Light Bulb?"
Pff..... 
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Feb 28 2005, 03:13 PM
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uhuh? Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,743 |
it all depends because the other day i went to change the lightbulb over the sink & it just burst in my hand, i will never do it alone again.
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Mar 1 2005, 01:16 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
this is pointless
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Mar 28 2005, 07:01 AM
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hm... *thinks of creative response*
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Apr 3 2005, 03:11 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
If you don't like being a newbie, do something about it. If you're still a newbie, it's your own damn fault.
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Apr 17 2005, 11:44 AM
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this is retarded. you don't even KNOW the damn answer. gawd, you piss me off.
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Apr 17 2005, 09:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
Is this a practical joke?
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Apr 18 2005, 04:47 PM
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this joke sucks..
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Apr 18 2005, 09:45 PM
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 what a moon tonight. Group: Member Posts: 517 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,772 |
wtf
this is a dumb joke if it even is one... |
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