What Is Your Fav Movie Quote? Options

[KissMe2408]

What is your favorite Movie Quote? There are some classic movie quotes like from dirty dancing, "nobody puts baby in the corner." These are a few of the best quotes here, tell me yours!


"I expected the rocky mountains to be a little more rockier" "yah me too,,,,that john denvers full of shyt man!" (DUmb anD Dumber)

"Okay... so that's three orders of "hell naw", two orders of "ask ya mama", and one order of "negro please". (Barbershop 2)

"It feels pretty good to be bad, huh." (The Breakfast Club)

"If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have left. " (The Count of Monte Cristo)

"Yeah. Now go swim away my offspring. You know, you leave them on the beach to hatch on their own... and coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big old blue. " - (Finding Nemo)

"Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. "
" It's called a lance. Hello? " (A Knight's Tale)

"I love you."
"Snap out of it" (Moonstruck)

-"To live would be an awfully big adventure." (Peter Pan)

"Has my heart loved 'till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw a true beauty 'till this night."(romeo & juliet)

"As you wish." (princess bride)

"Let me tell you something about Asians, we never panic."
"Oh yeah, when Godzilla be coming, y'all be trippin': "Giaca! Giaca!" (Rush Hour 2)

"I'll show you a sign. Here's a sign. Alright. Where is Seattle? Right, where is Baltimore? Daaaaa! It's right there! Look, one, two, three, four, there's like twenty-six states between here and there. Now that's a sign!"(Sleepless In Seattle)

[njgurl412]

my favortie is



Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house - ocean's eleven

[me1issaaaa]

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!"

need i say more?

[me1issaaaa]

yes you do. lol.

cuz i have no idea where that quote is from. lol.

..lol. tis from Pirates of the Caribbean

oh, my love for Jack Sparrow indeed grows even more...

[AeroWhistle]

"It has to be at least... 3 Times that Big!!!" -Zoolander

[*Kathleen*]

Mel stole my favorite quote.

cuz i have no idea where that quote is from. lol.

*Gasp* You haven't seen Pirates of the Caribbean? You deprived child! Go see it now.

"It can't rain all the time." - The Crow

"I can't." - Edward Scissorhands

"There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love." - Don Juan DeMarco

"Very good...but not my favorite." - Chocolat

I could go on quoting Johnny Depp movies all day...

[inlonelinessidie]

Pulp Fiction

Vincent Vega:
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules Winnfield:
What?
Vincent Vega:
It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.
Jules Winnfield:
Example.
Vincent Vega:
Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield:
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent Vega:
No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield:
What do they call it?
Vincent Vega:
They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Jules Winnfield:
Royal with Cheese.
Vincent Vega:
That's right.
Jules Winnfield:
What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega:
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules Winnfield:
Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega:
I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.
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Jules Winnfield:
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett:
What?
Jules Winnfield:
What country you from?!
Brett:
Wh-what?
Jules Winnfield:
What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett:
What?
Jules Winnfield:
English, mother-fu**er! Do you speak it?!
Brett:
Yes.
Jules Winnfield:
Then you know what I'm saying?!
Brett:
Yes.
Jules Winnfield:
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett:
What?
Jules Winnfield:
Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare you, I double dare you, mother-fu**er! Say "what" one more Goddamn time!
Brett:
He's black.
Jules Winnfield:
Go on!
Brett:
He's bald.
Jules Winnfield:
Does he look like a bitch?!
Brett:
What? Oww!
Jules Winnfield:
Does he look like a bitch?!
Brett:
No!
Jules Winnfield:
Then why you trying to fu** him like a bitch, Brett?
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Esmarelda Villalobos:
And, what is your name?
Butch Coolidge:
Butch.
Esmarelda Villalobos:
Butch. What does it mean?
Butch Coolidge:
I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean sh**.
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Mrs. Mia Wallace:
Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Poppa tomato, Momma tomato, and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and Poppa tomato gets really angry; goes back and squishes him, says, "Ketchup."

[KissMe2408]

lol you guys had some good quotes, especially the johnny depp one, "why is the rum gone?" and "but not my favorite" lol and if you haven't seen pirates of the carribean you are missing out on soo much! lol, so go rent it, better yet, go buy it. hehe

[rockstermonkey]

"Round up the usual suspects"
-Casablanca
and that conversation in the beginning of Pulp Fiction that inlonelinessidie put up

[*autumn.*]

'i became....bullimic.'
'....YOU CAN READ MINDS?'

<3 zoolander.

[MackSoda]

Look I can see you getting all unged up for them making you wear hese kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom Dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?

-Bender "The Breakfast Club"

"You've got some f*cked up friends, I'm tellin ya"

-Tyler Durden "Fight Club"

"Since you're here, and I'm here, doesn't that make this OUR time?"

-Jeff Spicoli "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

"I'm Sexy, I'm a scholar.....people like me"

-Dave Chapelle "Half Baked"

[1--GIRL]

There's this one quote from the Cinderella Story that they said in the beginning that I can't remember

[shortiiex]

"If you cross the line, your balls are mine"Starsky and Hutch

[tinababy143]

"me?? im afraid of everything..im afraid of what i did, of what i saw..but most of all..im afraid of walking out of this room and never feeling again in my whole life...the way i feel when im with you"
DIRTY DANCING

"janet::i want my f*cking clothes
valerie::then you`ll have to eat something, now wont you"
GIRL INTERRUPTED

"yoga teacher::now stretch your arms up to the sky, you`re a tree....
*janet gets upset and curls up on a ball on the floor*
yoga teacher::janet how can you be a tree sitting down??
janet::im a f*cking shrub!"
GIRL INTERRUPTED

"the greatest thing you`ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"
MOULIN ROUGE

i`ll post again when i think of more..

[inlonelinessidie]

'i became....bullimic.'
'....YOU CAN READ MINDS?'

<3 zoolander.

I love that one too.

[sandy_lumpy_shor...]

"do it"- starchy and hutch

all time fav

<edit>
o yeah and "this is gonna get weird. ttheir are two dragons..." starchy and hutch too.

[*wind&fire*]

"hello clarice" <-- i think hannible ...then he does that cool flicking noise

[mizzlem0nade]

"I'll be back" Terminator

"We're not going in that cheap camping van/apartment" (something like that) Starsky and Hutch

"Get in loser, we're going to the mall" Mean Girls

"I see dead people" Sixth Sense

mehh...can't think of more

[Saeglopur]

'Sand is overrated, it's just tiny little rocks." -- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[PiMPCESS_JADA]

FRIDAY


Smokey: It`sz Friday.. You ain`t got no job and you ain`t got sh*t to do!

REDD: MY GRANDMAMMA GAVE ME THAT NECKLACE
CRAIG: HE ABOUT TO GO CRY IN THE CAR

[sheepy]

ooh here are some from spirited away; cept its not exactly like it cus i forgot

'dont look back till you reached the end'
'its just a dream, wake up'

[imafreakinazn]

I like that boulder. that is a nice boulder.

-Shrek

bow to your sensai. I SAID BOW TO YOUR SENSAI!!

-Napoleon Dynamite

those are the two major ones

[teenprincess]

"Get in loser, we're going to the mall" Mean Girls

Actually It's "Get in loser, we're going shopping"

Mean Girls
Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina]

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. 'Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become o.k. for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"


Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
Katey Miller: [voiceover]

Javier once said that dancing is about being exactly who you want to be in that moment. Dancing with him, I realized I was becoming exactly the woman I wanted to be. We didn't win the contest- but we did win something more important to us. On my last night in Havana we were King and Queen of La Rosa Negra. We didn't know when we would see each other again, but we knew that this wasn't our last dance.


Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.


The Incredibles
[Lucius is trying to get his wife to tell him wear his Super suit is]

Lucius Best: This is about the greater good!
Honey Best: I'm your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever going to get!


Helen Parr: Everyone's special, Dash.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Which is another way of saying that nobody is.

[CrimsonArchangel]

The one I can remember right now is from X-Men.

(Storm, Jean, Wolverine and Cyclops are in the Statue of Liberty. Wolverine just stabbed Mystique and is coming out from behind a wall. Cyclops turns and is about to shoot him).
Wolverine Hey, hey. Its me.
Cyclops Prove it.
Wolverine You're a d**k.
Cyclops Ok.


And everything said by Jack Sparrow is worth quoting.

[BarreL]

I have a few I'd guess....

Arnie: { crying } I killed him Gilbert , I killed him!
[ Whats Eating Gilbert Grape? ]
_____
Donnie: Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's license but keeps the money inside the wallet.
[Scoffs]
Donnie: I-I'm sorry Mrs. Farmer. I don't get this.
Mrs.Farmer: You just place an X on the appropriate place on the chart.
Donnie: Its not that its just Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.
Mrs. Farmer: Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
Donnie: Okay. But you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else!

[ Donnie Darko ]
_______
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

[ Donnie Darko ]

_______

Roger : What am I wearing?!

[ The Stepford Wives ]

______

Ferris: Cameron,dear friend,and you said we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you

[ Ferris Bueler's Day Off ]
___

yeah...I racked my brain...sorry to bore yalls....

[xbr0kensmil3]

"I'm Tony Montana! You eff wit me, you effin' wit da best!" - Scarface

[KissMe2408]

(Storm, Jean, Wolverine  and Cyclops are in the Statue of Liberty. Wolverine just stabbed Mystique and is coming out from behind a wall. Cyclops turns and is about to shoot him).
Wolverine Hey, hey. Its me.
Cyclops Prove it.
Wolverine You're a d**k.
Cyclops Ok.

hahah yah i love that quote and oh boy, wolverine (hugh jackman) damn, what a hot-tay!

and i love the one up there from eating gilbert grape where leonardo killed the grasshoper lol very funny

Here is one of my fav that i didn't put up. I thought the movie wasn't that good, but I LOVE this quote!

"When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?"

" Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night." omg Joaquin Phoenix, god what a hotty~The Village

[somethinwicked]

"He's free, we did it" -Harry
"Did what?" Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

"How did you get there? I was just talking to you there and now you're there?" Ron
"What's he talking about Harry?" Hermione (Harry Potter )

"Just wait until my fath hears about this" Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

"Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel in the tomb first?" (National Treasure)
t
here are other but these are the only movies ive seen recently

[OriskybusinessO]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

you stole my quote... i have that written on my backpack. i live by it. heres my risky business quotes...

Miles: Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the f*ck." "What the f*ck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles: Say "what the f*ck"... If you can't say it, you can't do it. (I wish i could say it on createblog...)

Joel Goodson: I don't think I am going to say, "What the f*ck" anymore

And Less Than Zero quotes...

Clay: Are you happy, Blair? You don't look happy.
Blair: But do I look good?

[Azn Kid from NY]

"this town is like one great big P**sy.... just waitin' to get f**ked" --- Tony Montana in Scarface

"keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer" --- Vito Corleone in The Godfather

"If anything in this life is certain; If history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone." ------Michael Corleone


"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, them I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we've made here today."

-------Vito Corleone to a bunch of other New York Bosses

[KissMe2408]

Miles: Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the f*ck." "What the f*ck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles: Say "what the f*ck"... If you can't say it, you can't do it. (I wish i could say it on createblog...)

Joel Goodson: I don't think I am going to say, "What the f*ck" anymore

hahah awesome quote. you guys have good ones

[ShadowPixie]

"I've never been nice my whole life...but I'll do my best, to be sweet."

"Oh! and for the record: Letting somebody think, someone they love is dead, when they're not... is quite cruel."

" 'When will I see you again?' 'That's the title of my favorite soul song from the 70's.' 'What?' Nothing' "

~Kill Bill 2~ Some of David Carrodine's best lines, in my opinion.

[eloizhere48]

"I hate good-byes" -Dumb and Dumber

[BarreL]

that made me think of this one from Dumb and Dumber

"What if he shot him in the face?"

[*wind&fire*]

dude wheres my car?
dude where your car?
dude wheres my CAR?
dude wheres YOUR car?

[angel-roh]

oo i like that one better. the peter pan part.. ^^ true true you will have to live up as a big adventure ^^

[mysticbreeze]

Cruel Intentions

Sebastian: "Why can't we be together?"
Annette: "You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you."

[SFoT_Freak]

"I see dead people" Sixth Sense

"My Precious" -Gollum from Lord Of The Rings

"Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed" - Legally Blonde

and some more others i can't remember...

[Deppism]

"Napoleon what are you going to do today?"
Whatever i flipin want too! GOSH!

-Napoleon Dynamite

[randomtkk]

bein a idiot is no box of chocolate

[cmgchica717]

"I always tell the truth even when I lie" ~ Al Pacino in Scarface

[tallaznkate]

"MY FRiENDS, YOU BOW TO NO ONE" LORD OF THE RiNGS

iN LEGALLY BLONDE, REESE WiTHERSPOON SAYS SOMETHiN` LiKE "EXERCiSE BUiLDS ENDORPHiNS AND ENDORPHiNS MAKE YOU HAPPY. HAPPY PEOPLE JUST DONT SHOOT THEiR HUSBANDS."

[staircase wit]

"you'll shoot your eye out, kid!"
- a christmas story

AIRPLANE! quotes-

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines


[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup]
Young Boy with Coffee: Sugar?
Little Girl: No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?

there are soooo many good quotes from that movie

[D1SMANTLED]

"ITS A THONG!" -shrek 2

"YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!!!" -napoleon dynamite

"are you drinking 1% milk because you think you're fat? cause you can drink whole milk if you wanted to" -napoleon dynamite

[RandomHero]

"Tina you fat lard, come eat your dinner!"
-Napoleon Dynamite

"Chewing Gum is very gross. Chewing Gum i hate the most"
-Willy Wonka (even though it isn't out yet..i saw a preview for it)

"Dead tom's dead...long john shot em!"
-Muppet Treasure Island

[jr0h]

um quotes from zoolander, finding nemo, shrek 2 and especially Napolean Dynamite.

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

"IDIOT!"

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

Trisha: Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass.

[krispy_kreme333]

"I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!!!" - Big Daddy

anything from donnie darko

"Whats happenin hot stuff?" - Sixteen Candles

almost anything from the breakfast club

i cant really remeber any right now ill post more if i remember

[JlIaTMK]

The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears

--The Nightmare Before Christmas, Jack Skellington

[*Azarel*]

Peter: Remember kids we're in England, the land of good manners. *knocks on door*
Toodles: IT'S SNOWING. *Slams door in Peter's face*

Hook: No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee!
Smee: On, not again.
Hook: This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your ass! Get over here, Smee!
Smee: I'm coming! I'm coming!
Hook: Stop me! This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide! [...] Don't ever frighten me like that again!
Smee: I'm sorry.
Hook: Are you some kind of a sadist?

Smee: I just had an apostrophe.
Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
Smee: Lightning just struck my brain.
Hook: That must hurt.

Peter: I remember you being a lot bigger.
Hook: To a ten-year-old I'm huge.

..Hook is hilarious. I love it.

[Flip-o-Matic]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDO FRIEND!!!"
scarface

[ANG33ZY]

"Let me tell you something about Asians, we never panic."
"Oh yeah, when Godzilla be coming, y'all be trippin': "Giaca! Giaca!" (Rush Hour 2)

Lol. I remember that. The Rush Hour movies are classic. I used to watch the first one on TV with my cousin all the time.

[becomingAWARE]

"You wear too much eye make-up. My sister wears toomuch eye make-up. People think shes a whore."

--FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF
that is the coolest movie on earth.

[xSqueekyMexicanx]

mine is ....
can you bring me some chapstick?
no napolean
but my lips hurt real bad- napolean dinomite

lol halarious

[Tung]

well its not really from a movie but a tv show. =\

"what i love about you, cannot be seen in a mirror"-smallville

[lee lee babiee]

" You think your so cool cuz you can pee with your penis but get a new conditioner cuz your ends are totally split!" - Hot Chick

[vickiwang123]

"My mother was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, but she was also the most dangerous"-White oleander
" Never let a man spend the night, she said, but she was breaking all the rules."-White Oleandar
"Not that I recall..."-Good Burger
"WHOO!! Strawberry Jacuzzi!!! oioioioioi..WHOA!!!!"- Good Burger

[dukesoccer07]

dude wheres my car?
dude where your car?
dude wheres my CAR?
dude wheres YOUR car?

its Wheres your car, dude....

"WORM: You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling shitty?
MIKE: What?
WORM: Rolled up aces over kings.
MIKE: Is that right?
WORM: Yeah. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them.
MIKE: Yeah?
WORM: Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold."
MIKE: f**k it, let's go.
WORM: Don't tease me.
MIKE: Let's play some f**kin' cards"

- Rounders


MIKE: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker

-Rounders

MIKE: Why does this still seem like gambling to you? I mean, why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY SINGLE YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas? It's a skill game, Jo.

-Rounders

MIKE: Alright, I'll call the two grand -- I'll gamble. Don't splash the pot.
TEDDY: You on a draw, Mike? Go away, this one is not good for you. And in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the f**k I please.

-Rounders

see the pattern

[mouse_3k]

"Whatever I feel like GOSH!" - Napoleon Dynamite ^.^

"Theres a fine line between Bravery and Stupidity" - Jackass: The Movie

[Superkid]

To the one that I am falling for. You know who you are, and why I love this quote =). <3 Jeremy

Christine:
In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again?
For now I find
The phantom of the opera is there,
Inside my mind

Phantom:
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
to glance behind
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside your mind

Christine:
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear

Phantom:
It's me they hear

Both:
My/Your spirit and my/your voice
In one combined
The phantom of the opera is there
inside my/your mind
~The Phantom of the Opera~

[*stephinika*]

oh my god...too many to choose from. but almost every line from the movie garden state or pirates of the caribbean probably.

[magentadrummer]

Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Sam: I'm not innocent.
Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!(Garden State

Show me the money!(Jerry Mcguire)

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!(Goonies)

Chunk explaining what he did (Hilarious)

Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.(Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

[panaginip13]

"You mean the swirling vortex of terror?" --Finding Nemo
Hee, it sounds like something I would say.

"You'll never shut down the REAL Napster." --The Italian Job
Hah, I <3333 The Italian Job.

[FLIPxADDICTION]

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

woo Anchorman!

[nightsong]

"I killed Mufasa."

xo, Pauline

[sammi rules you]

"carpe diem, lads, seize the day! make your lives extraordinary!"

dead poet's society.

[*salcha*]

"If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate. It's all I have left. " (The Count of Monte Cristo)

haha yeah, that's a good one

[emo_in_urpanties]

One of my fave quotes is in my signature. the other is the one up ^there...tha Napoleon Dynamite one. lol, so funny.

[DanielleMaria05]

Ok.. Really cheesy...

"Gimmie your Tots Napolean!"- Napolean Dynomite
"Tina.. Come get your food you fat lard!"- ""

"Nobody Puts Baby in the corner"- Dirty Dancing

"I shall call you squishy, and you'll be my squishy!"-Finding Nemo

"We had to bind you're spell with Molassas just to get you're legs to open up" -Practical Magic

"Whats that Smell"
"What Smell??"
"Thats sad you're so used to it, that you don't even notice it"
"Wha??"
"It smells like Moldy A**"
"You know, I left some Moldy A** back there last week!!" - The Sweetest Thing

Theres more, Ill edit later

[karrar]

that part in chasing amy where the black dude's like
" then he turns out to be a crusty ass white man........."

[blondiebombshell]

Life moves pretty fast, if you dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it - Ferris Buellers day off

Does barry manilow know that you raid his wardrobe- The breakfast club

shes magically babelicious - Waynes world

[Jenna123]

"There was nothing wrong with my name... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammies." (Michael Bolton, Office Space) We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
That's it?
Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, P**sy.


The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch." (Ben Stiller-Meet The Parents)

hansel: Well then you can just dere-lick... my balls.
derick: I can derelicht my own balls thank you very much.
(Zoolander)


"Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career."(Zoolander)

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills; blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it." (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas)

"I was right in the middle of a f**king reptile zoo. And somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things!" (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals? "
"Did you say something?"
"Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive. No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.." (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas)

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas)

"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?" (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas)

"The condom is like the glass slipper of our generation, you put one on, meet a stranger, dance all night and then throw it away. The condom, not the stranger." (Fight Club)

"You're not getting this back. I consider it a-hole tax." (Fight Club)

"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation." (Fight Club)

"You are not your f**king Khakis." (Fight Club)

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake." (Fight Club)

[WhiteLadyOfRohan]

Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?

Gandalf: Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise can not see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

[musicjunkie]

ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[zbrittanyz]

[as Brian works on a radio]
Police Officer: You should get some help with that.
Brian Parks: Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.

haha I love The Day After Tomorrow!

[iheartsimba]

"your just jelouse cuz i chat online with hot babes ALL DAY"

hahahaha napoleon dynomite

[tchotchke]

Good quotes guys!

Mine:
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one remembered to turn on the light." - Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

and

"It's like I have, like ESPN or something." - Mean girls
I don't think thats the exact quote, but its funnnnnnnny. lol =)

[*Programmer*]

the question is DO I FEEL LUCKYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL DO YA PUNK?!!!!

[*jooleeah*]

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.
-moulin rouge......aha, corny i know. but it's sucha good quote....and I love the movie.

[maia_dc]

"...have you read my poetry?"
-Dead Man

Yeah, y'all probably haven't seen this movie... And it's kind of a Johnny Depp thing for me, so it might not sound that good just as a quote... *walks off to continue babbling incoherantly*

[sm0kinm0nky]

" I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." - Forrest Gump

" Okay, I ask for a car on my birthday and i get a computer what kind of world is this?"
- Ferris Bueller.

" Thats some weak a$$ bullsh*t, you b*tch a$$ motherf*ker!" - Hardball


yep yep

[CUTEBUNNY160]

its like i have espn or something.

~mean girls
lol i have nore but i need to remember them.lol

Do it! DO it

starsky and hucth(sp?)

[Retrogressive]

"A single, solitary goblin."
Howard's End

"I am the death of real."
"I feel so comfortable around you, Simone."
-Simone
I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

[BOOGERSHAHA]

"and on the 3rd day, god created the remmington bolt action rifle so man could fight the dinosaurs...and the homosexuals. amen."

-mean girls :)

[underworld457]

"where's my Stapler?"~~Office Space.

[b0st0ngrl]

"Oooh, just a flesh wound.."
-Monty Python

Derek-"WHAT IS THIS? A CENTER FOR ANTS?! How are the children supposed to learn how to read...., if they can't even fit inside the building???"
Mugatu-"But, Derek--"
Derek- "NO! I don't want ANY of your excuses! The building has to be atleast... -long pause- ...3 time bigger than this!"
Mugatu- "He's right you know.."
-Zoolander

Teacher-"Anderson? Anderson? Anderson?"
Student-"HERE. "
-Ferris Beuller's Day Off

"So, I became belemic.."
"YOU CAN READ MINDS?!"
-Zoolander

"Maybe the absence of signs is a sign!"
-Serendipity

[Teesa]

What a lovely topic! Here are just a few of my favorites. I will add more later.

"I can't." -Edward Scissorhands

"People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world. " -John Coffey, The Green Mile

"You're crazy... "
"That's what everybody says. But with all due respect miss, I'm not the one hanging over the back of a ship here. Give me your hand. You don't want to do this. I'm Jack Dawson."
"Rose De Witt Bukater."
"I'm gonna have to get you to write that down."

"I love you Jack. "
"Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes."
"I'm so cold. "
"Listen Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and make lots of babies, and your gonna watch them grow. You're gonna die an old... an old lady warm in her bed, but not here not this night. Not like this do you understand me?"
"I can't feel my body. "
"Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise." -Jack and Rose, Titanic

"But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this" -Mark, Love Actually

"STELLA!" -Stanley Kowalski, A Streetcar Named Desire

"What's your number, you f**king flat foot!"

"How the hell did you get up here?"
"Oh, I could always walk... I've been faking it." -Vincent and Jerome, Gattaca

"I hope I never see Dallas Winston again. If I do I'd... probably fall in love with him." -Cherry

"And Darry, you gotta stop yelling at him for every little thing he does, man. I mean he, he feels things differently than you. Bad enough having to listen to you guys, but when you try to get me to take sides, we're all we got left now." -Sodapop
-The Outsiders

[EddieV]

A Walk to Remember - "Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it" - Landon

Titanic - "I'll never let go" - Rose


Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back - "Try not, you must do, or do not. There is no trying" - Yoda

[oXMuhNirvanaXo]

I have a bad felling about this Jack- The Nightmare Before Christmas- Sally

[Retrogressive]

"Eventually, you're ganna get stabbed."

okay... I know it's not a movie and just a ATHF commercial, but still it's awesome.

[Cera]

" 'Elo my name is Idigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Mandy Patinkin- The Princess Bride


"You use that word a lot, i do not think it means what you think it means."
-Mandy Patinkin- The Princess Bride

[*lolita kitty*]

heres a quote form school of rock.

"ok, im having a hangover, does anyone know what that mans?"
"um.. dosen't that mean you're drunk?"
"NO. that means i was drunk yesterday."
"that means you're an alcoholic"
"NO!"
"you wouldn't come to work drunk unless you were an alcoholic. dude, you got a disease"
"hey hey, whats your name?"
"freddy jones"
"hey freddy jones, SHADDUP"

oh yes, and my member title. all the lines from mean girls.

[yummy_delight]

"Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love."
-Sam, Love Actually

[Teesa]

heres a quote form school of rock.
oh yes, and my member title. all the lines from mean girls.

Mmmm, Freddy Jones hahaaa

Lauren, I love that one!

Oh, I forgot to add these..

Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Padme: I love you.
Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.

-Star Wars Episode II

"You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode III

[*Funkadelic.Kiss*]

so fetch
im a dork.

[marilynxmonr03]

stuff from napoleon d. or monty python and the holy grail

[PoetStyles]

These are hysterical! LOL'ing. Anything from Napoleon Dynamite is definitely up there...

[short_stop08]

Hitch- "Life's not the number of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away."
- Will Smith

[BarreL]

" i can do anything i want , and so can you " - Frank The Bunny ; Donnie Darko

" its only after we've lost everything that we can do anything . " - Tyler Durden ; Fight Club

" screws just fall out all the time , the world is an imperfect place " - John Bender ; The Breakfast Club

---
those are my 3 favourites ...

[angelrevelation]

that one from the notebook... noah's letter.

"now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!"
"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"well it really is a weight to wing span ratio.." (or something like that) ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"My name is (something) Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."~ The Princess Bride

One of the ones from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, just before Lena jumps in the river in just her underclothes

"Did you love Bridget?"
"... Yes. No. Well... I thought I did. If it wasn't love it was something a lot like it... Ok it just sounds stupid when it comes out of my head..." (or however it goes....) ~ A Lot Like Love

[damn]

"the greatest thing you`ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"
MOULIN ROUGE