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 Nov 22 2004, 02:07 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows in order to increase the herd.
The brunette takes their entire savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her one. "It's the only one I got, but I'll sell it for $599. Take it or leave it," he tells her. She buys it and goes straight to the local telegram office. She tells the clerk, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says, 'Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.' How much will that cost?" The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She looks at her last dollar, thinks about it for a moment, and replies, "In that case, I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the clerk. "'Comfortable,'" replies the brunette. Out of curiosity, the man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads really slow. When she gets this, she'll read, 'COM-FOR-DA- BULL.'" |
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Nov 22 2004, 03:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
ooo..i get it
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Nov 22 2004, 03:46 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ROFL haha...i think i heard this before
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Nov 23 2004, 06:11 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
not as funny as some other blonde jokes, but still funny.
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Nov 23 2004, 06:45 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 85 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,111 |
hAHAH! lolz
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Nov 23 2004, 10:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
LOL
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Nov 23 2004, 10:40 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
hahahahahah
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Nov 24 2004, 01:43 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
QUOTE(simplicityxx @ Nov 23 2004, 6:11 PM) not as funny as some other blonde jokes, but still funny. yea i agree |
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Nov 24 2004, 09:31 PM
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 jussst mee* Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,218 |
LOL
i like it 
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Nov 24 2004, 10:04 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
that's me...
even though i'm not a blonde, i get made fun of at school saying that at birth i was a blonde but i grew up with my hair dyed. im not stupid, im just really really slow.
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Nov 24 2004, 10:10 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
Hah. Reminds me of that one commercial where this couple called their parents or whatever to tell them they had a baby and they were all like " we-got-a-baby-it's-a-boy ".
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Nov 24 2004, 11:00 PM
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good joke
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Nov 25 2004, 12:47 AM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
its not "laugh so hard that i am on the floor with a stitch in my side" funny, but i still like it
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Nov 25 2004, 10:58 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
oh.. but how would the brunette thing of that? seems a little unusal to me.
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Nov 28 2004, 12:44 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
lol
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Nov 28 2004, 01:36 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,124 |
lol..u just made my laff 4 da day
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Nov 30 2004, 05:16 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
lolz, i was like huh? comfortable? and then i read the last line and i was like ooooo, haha
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