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 Nov 22 2004, 02:05 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without her, because she said she had a terrible headache.
The man reluctantly did, and the suspicious wife decided to see just how faithful her man really was. She put on a different costume and went to the party. When she got there she saw her husband dancing with a young girl in a sexy costume. Now, even more suspicious, she decided to really put him to the test. She danced with him and whispered that they should sneak into a bedroom. She insisted they leave the masks on and had sex with him. Fuming, she ran home to wait for his return. When he got there, she innocently asked if he'd had fun. He told her he hadn't. After a few minutes at the party, he and some guys had gone across the street to play poker. He added, "The guy who borrowed my costume said he had a hell of a time, though!" |
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Nov 22 2004, 04:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
wow
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Nov 22 2004, 04:36 PM
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Not funny..lol
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Nov 22 2004, 04:38 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
oh no.!
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Nov 22 2004, 07:46 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
aww how sad..yet funnie hahaha
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Nov 22 2004, 11:28 PM
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i've heard this one... funny
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Nov 23 2004, 12:24 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
I'm not sure if I've heard this joke before but is sounds similar to another joke.
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Nov 23 2004, 11:03 PM
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wow. that kind of sucks.
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Nov 24 2004, 05:56 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
awww... poor wife.
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Nov 24 2004, 01:40 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol....funny
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Nov 24 2004, 01:45 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
haha. I heard that joke before
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Nov 24 2004, 08:39 PM
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ha! poor wife
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Nov 25 2004, 12:50 AM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww thats f**ked up! why didnt she make him take off his mask? and why did he let another dude wear his costume? What was he wearing? Was he even at the party? I think he really what cheating. If he wasnt in a costume, then how come she didnt see him?
damn i have a lot of questions |
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Nov 25 2004, 01:24 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
You know...that's actually a true story.
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Nov 25 2004, 08:29 AM
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 xinistical member Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,328 |
i feel so sorry for the wife...
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Nov 25 2004, 11:04 AM
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its okay.
not THAT funny..~ |
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Nov 28 2004, 12:43 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
so ti wasnt him?
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Nov 30 2004, 05:14 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
i think the wife is stupid to do such a thing.
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Dec 2 2004, 10:07 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
not very funny =\ but that was still kind of what i would did if i suspiciously thought my bf/husband was cheating on me... i'd hate to lose a loved one.
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Dec 3 2004, 01:10 AM
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LOL thats too bad for the wife :P
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Dec 3 2004, 04:33 PM
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LOL
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Dec 3 2004, 04:37 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
i feel bad for the wife now... oh well! *laughs*
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Dec 17 2004, 08:12 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
yea i saw this on tv in sum urban legends thing...wasnt funny then not funny now
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Jan 11 2005, 04:25 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
i seen that on a show...not rele funny tho
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Jan 15 2005, 05:47 AM
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Lol...
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Jan 17 2005, 02:41 AM
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HAHAHAHA
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Jan 17 2005, 10:42 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
oh, the wife is naughty!
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Jan 17 2005, 04:44 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
LMFAO.
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Jan 18 2005, 05:51 PM
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if u dont think that joke is funny u really didnt get that joke to its full extent cuz thats great
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Jan 19 2005, 06:40 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
wow...that sucks.
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Jan 19 2005, 10:44 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
lolz
thats funny |
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Jan 19 2005, 11:17 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 24 2004, 11:50 PM) aww thats f**ked up! why didnt she make him take off his mask? and why did he let another dude wear his costume? What was he wearing? Was he even at the party? I think he really what cheating. If he wasnt in a costume, then how come she didnt see him? damn i have a lot of questions  it's a joke... but i'll answer the questions 1. she didnt make him tkae of his mask because she wanted to stay hidden so he wouldnt recognize her. 2. he let another guy wear his costume because he didn't need it anymore because he went to play poker or something... 3. his costume? hello? he was wearing what he had under his costume!!! and how the hell are we supposed to know what costume he was wearing 4. of course. he siad he was at the party for the first few minutes 5. you really don't get it, do you. |
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Jan 19 2005, 11:32 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
lol that's messed up
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