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 Nov 22 2004, 02:04 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too." |
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Nov 22 2004, 03:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol
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Nov 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Lol! Good one.
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Nov 29 2004, 09:03 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ROFL LMAO! haha omg that made me crack up for hours lol
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Nov 29 2004, 11:08 PM
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this was posted before
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Nov 30 2004, 01:58 AM
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I C DEAD PEOPLE Group: Member Posts: 728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 36,002 |
lol hahaha..
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Nov 30 2004, 03:47 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
heard this 1 already..
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Nov 30 2004, 04:40 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,137 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,193 |
hahah thats kinda scary
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Nov 30 2004, 04:50 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
lolz, that's an... interesting joke? haha
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Nov 30 2004, 11:34 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
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Dec 2 2004, 05:33 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
omg hahahahah hes gay ahahahhaa
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Dec 5 2004, 04:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
rofl.. haha.  |
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Dec 9 2004, 12:48 PM
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 Mrs M. Group: Member Posts: 55 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,136 |
Now this is simply one of the best. I guess it sent me rolling off my chair. LOL
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Dec 9 2004, 07:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 63 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,401 |
lol
ewwwwwwww poor guy |
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Dec 10 2004, 02:05 AM
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 sweet/not/sour Group: Member Posts: 35 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,748 |
ewww but then lol
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Dec 10 2004, 09:05 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
DAMN!!!!!!! i really wasnt expecting that one! gotta tell this to my friends...i didnt know what was going to happen...
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