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 Nov 19 2004, 12:05 AM
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 im going bananas  Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,544  |
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance. 1. A woman. 2. A donkey. 3. A shovel. 4. A fish. 5. A Star of David. They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were more than three thousand years old.
They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil." He continued, "The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that if they had a famine hit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews." The audience applauded enthusiastically and the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in full agreement with our interpretations." Suddenly a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, "I object to every word. The explanation of what the writings say is quite simple. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrews don't read from left to right, but from right to left. Now, look again - When reading it correctly, it says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman .'" hope u like it 
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Nov 19 2004, 12:10 AM
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theres an entire f**king humor subforum
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Nov 19 2004, 12:11 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
QUOTE(my_papaya @ Nov 18 2004, 9:10 PM) theres an entire f**king humor subforum calm down. for the sake of karma. please. |
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Nov 19 2004, 12:20 AM
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im going bananas Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,544 |
QUOTE theres an entire f**king humor subforum lolz |
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Nov 19 2004, 12:22 AM
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白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
QUOTE(goldenbanana @ Nov 18 2004, 9:20 PM) lolz please don't spam! thx! read this too: http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=22098 |
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Nov 19 2004, 12:23 AM
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im going bananas Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,544 |
ermmmmm my bad srry
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Nov 19 2004, 12:29 AM
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karma? hahahaha today at lunch this idiot was making fun of how i was coughing and then she hurt her elbow andwent around talking about her karma
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Nov 19 2004, 07:29 AM
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 xinistical member Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,328 |
what does karma have to do w/ anything? and i don't find that joke very funny.
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Nov 19 2004, 07:46 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
i thought it was a little corny
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Nov 19 2004, 05:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 351 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,834 |
ahh does your signature have to be that long?? it stretches out this page and i'm getting a headache trying to read the joke!
it isn't very funny tho 
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Nov 19 2004, 06:37 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
Hey...I actually laughed out loud at that joke....
Oh well. It's funny! 
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Nov 19 2004, 08:19 PM
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 Magic Crayons Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315 |
i dun get it but it could be becuase i was spead reading that time! CAuse its LONG
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Nov 19 2004, 09:43 PM
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 jussst mee* Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,218 |
lol i got it
btw i think createblog shud *advertise* more about the Humor section of createblog... coz not alot of ppl seem to know bout it and where it is. It's quite a nice section really... Community Centre [Center -_-] --> Interests --> Humour [Humor -_-] |
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Nov 19 2004, 09:48 PM
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白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
QUOTE(lonelydevil426 @ Nov 19 2004, 4:29 AM) what does karma have to do w/ anything? and i don't find that joke very funny. karma is just not "If you do something good, something good will happen to you. Or doing bad and getting something bad." If you exert negative feelings, negative feelings spread infinitely and eventually come back to you. Same with positive feelings. |
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