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 Nov 15 2004, 10:43 PM
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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all
wound up at the Pearly Gates together. St. Peter told them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? I'll give you a hint: They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let her through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered. "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them." |
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Nov 15 2004, 11:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
lmao hahaha. .... but i never understood why ppl always say lawyers go to hell...
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Nov 16 2004, 03:23 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
Poor lawyer. LOL
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Nov 16 2004, 08:40 PM
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 Magic Crayons Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315 |
haha, that lawyer is so unlucky
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Nov 16 2004, 10:08 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
QUOTE(LittleLulu @ Nov 15 2004, 10:59 PM) lmao hahaha. .... but i never understood why ppl always say lawyers go to hell... me neither. guess its just one of those things |
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Nov 16 2004, 11:26 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao haha so dirty
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Nov 16 2004, 11:32 PM
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Heh...I get it.
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