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glitter+weird dad
Dusck
post Nov 14 2004, 03:10 AM
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There was a girl and a father. Every night, the girl would have boys in her room. Her dad didn't want her to get pregnant, so he put glitter on his daugther's P**sy.

Every night before a guy leaves, the father would ask them "Show me your d**k" and if there was glitter on the guy's d**k, then her father would kick him out. THis happened almost every night.

Then one night, her father asked him "Show me your d**k" and there was no glitter on the guy's d**k. "Congradulations, boy!" Said the father, proudly shaking his hand. He smiled, and there was glitter on his lips.
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 05:11 PM
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Lol...heard this one before but still funny. What a perverted dad. _dry.gif
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:07 PM
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Heh heh. Heard this joke before, but diff version. ^_^
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:13 PM
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Funny.........
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:18 PM
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Heh, it was okay.
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:25 PM
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lol.
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:31 PM
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haha. thats disgusting.
 
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post Nov 15 2004, 02:45 PM
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lol

a) messedup dad...
b) more mesedup /disgusting boy...

i've heard it b4 but its funny
 
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post Nov 15 2004, 07:24 PM
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that is funny yet... gross
 
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post Nov 15 2004, 09:56 PM
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when i read the word glitter- i was thinking about this joke. laugh.gif very funny & very disgusting sick.gif
 
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post Nov 15 2004, 09:58 PM
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yea, i heard it in a different version, but still funny
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 12:04 AM
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lmao i jus think its a bit wier for dad to go..n PUT stuff on his daughter's private parts...
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 02:22 AM
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Wasn't this posted before? I dunno, it sounds REALLY familiar. But it's sooo funny.
 
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post Dec 8 2004, 08:14 PM
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too dirty.
 
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post Dec 8 2004, 09:02 PM
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i think it was posted before...it was ok for a second time
 
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post Dec 8 2004, 09:04 PM
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the dad is.. just so messed up
 
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post Dec 8 2004, 09:14 PM
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What in the world?!?! Gross but somewhat effective... until the last boy.. Ick. I hope nobody really has to go through that... :(
 
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post Dec 8 2004, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(LittleLulu @ Nov 15 2004, 11:04 PM)
lmao i jus think its a bit wier for dad to go..n PUT stuff on his daughter's private parts...

thats what i was thinking....she just should let the boys know that her dad is checking dicks
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 01:12 AM
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shut up when im sleepin......
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mmm... glittery lips...
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 04:22 PM
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how could the dad do that? just plain eww.
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 05:35 PM
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I heard this when I first signed up for cb =P
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 05:53 PM
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This is so stupid. Why would the dad let a guy come to his house after he knew the first guy had sex with his daughter?

Dumb dad. Dumb joke. Dumb Dusck.
 
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post Dec 10 2004, 02:07 AM
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*barf* plain wierd...
 
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post Dec 11 2004, 04:24 PM
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lolz
 
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post Dec 11 2004, 04:50 PM
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what a perverted joke.
 
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post Dec 11 2004, 07:03 PM
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roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
wthhhh?
hahaha.
lame.
 
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post Dec 12 2004, 07:12 PM
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it isnt funny wen u c it like 10 times already but this 1 isnt as good as da other 1
 
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post Dec 12 2004, 07:41 PM
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haha, it seems that all the jokes in this forum are perverted..
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post Jan 1 2005, 03:25 PM
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lol..wow..erm..nice one?
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 08:20 PM
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Ewww. Funny but Ewwww. But wouldn't he have seen the glitter on his lips, even if he wasn't smiling?
 
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