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9 things i hate about everyone
lyin_in_wait
post Nov 13 2004, 04:18 PM
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i warn u it has sum not nice language so yea

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room
for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvementthen
there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn
thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
 
miss barnes
post Nov 13 2004, 05:38 PM
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i have seen this before, but a little bit different
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 02:19 AM
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we landed on the moon?
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 02:56 AM
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Eh...uhm...I see your point.
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:13 PM
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Yep.
Seen this one before.
Still amusing, however. [chuckle]
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:16 PM
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that heaven is overrated
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QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Nov 14 2004, 5:13 PM)
Yep.
Seen this one before.
Still amusing, however. [chuckle]

Yeah. I've seen it before. It's not funny, yet still amusing.
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:32 PM
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heehee funny laugh.gif .....but also somewhat cruel... mad.gif ....but it's funny though... laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:47 PM
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hahah funny =) i hate it wen people say DID U SEE THAT?
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:49 PM
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Lol, so true rolleyes.gif
 
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post Nov 15 2004, 07:27 PM
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haha i agree and i liek this one best

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
 
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post Nov 15 2004, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Nov 13 2004, 4:18 PM)
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

laugh.gif the funniest one
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 12:02 AM
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mebi im wierd, but i thought it was hilarios!
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 11:40 PM
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man, i hate those ppl mad.gif they annoy the heck out of me

funny list though!
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 11:45 PM
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hahaha i love it even though its a tinyyy bit mean still makes me think ahhaa.
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 08:24 AM
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oh...i read this before!
 
LuZz
post Nov 19 2004, 09:25 AM
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got this before as an email fwd. a few of them are true.
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 08:24 PM
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whoops, i do number 1 a few times! :(
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 01:14 AM
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those people are fun to laugh at, hard to stand rolleyes.gif
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 01:43 PM
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i seeeeeeee =P
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 04:06 PM
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Wow. You're stupid.

Congratulations! You get the I-Love-To-Curse-And-I'm-A-Dumbass Award! flowers.gif
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 1:06 PM)
Wow. You're stupid.

Congratulations! You get the I-Love-To-Curse-And-I'm-A-Dumbass Award! flowers.gif

i think he just got that off a site ;x so it wasn't really his curses ;P
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 12:01 AM
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.........
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 12:25 AM
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Here's YOUR sign. _dry.gif
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 01:16 AM
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Man all those things are true.. I think #1 is funny :D
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 06:51 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 4:06 PM)
Wow. You're stupid.

Congratulations! You get the I-Love-To-Curse-And-I'm-A-Dumbass Award! flowers.gif

he didn't write it.
 
mirage
post Dec 1 2004, 04:20 PM
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lolz, nice, i do some of those things =)
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 10:04 PM
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i've seen that on funnyjunk... and i dont do all of those XD people who do that also get on my nerves... wait almost everybody gets on my nerves. ^^; even everything.
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 04:39 PM
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I enjoyed this one. happy.gif
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 06:23 PM
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saw it before but still funny tongue.gif
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 01:35 AM
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LOL funny haha. i think i do some of them sometimes xD ^_^'''
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 07:43 PM
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i like. teehee.
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 08:00 PM
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very interesting
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 08:24 PM
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isn't this one of george carlin's routines?
 
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post Dec 10 2004, 08:03 PM
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meh, it was okay, a couple of em are so true though _smile.gif
 
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post Dec 14 2004, 12:50 AM
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haha this always makes me laugh when i read it =D
 
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post Dec 14 2004, 04:58 PM
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some of them are mean because it's like an automatic response with
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5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.


i'm pretty sure everyone's done that at least once, if not for a movie, then something else.
 
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post Dec 14 2004, 06:55 PM
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lol! i've read this before but it stills brightens up my moment! ^^ OMG PERSON ABOVE THATS SHAHRUKH KHAN AND KAJOL! blink.gif
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 12:05 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 5:06 PM)
Wow. You're stupid.

Congratulations! You get the I-Love-To-Curse-And-I'm-A-Dumbass Award! flowers.gif

he didn't write that...

anyways i think thats kinda true but i wouldn't consider this funny
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 02:12 AM
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hahaha..very funny
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 12:01 PM
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QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 1 2004, 2:01 PM)
.........

hey... SPAM!

yea anyways... i've read this before. but without all the swearing. i bet he just added all the swearing so he it sounds cooler... which is not true
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 05:51 PM
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Lol.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:56 PM
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lol 2 4 5 and 9 acutally made me laugh lol
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Nov 13 2004, 4:18 PM)
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

that one's in Oceans12, which is a really hot movie. whistling.gif
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 12:25 AM
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hi, my name is brianna! =]
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It's suppose to be 9 things i hate about stupid people.
Because not everyone does that. tongue.gif
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 08:00 PM
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dizzy me up.
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hehe its so true :]
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 01:34 AM
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i ve seen this b4. its still funny, tho
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 09:55 PM
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you guys are right i didnt write it...and who said i was a guy blink.gif
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 06:59 AM
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heh. read that in email before!! i was laffing so much tongue.gif
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 07:12 PM
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november 25th,, <3
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haha thats hawtttttt laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 09:56 PM
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i see...
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 08:30 PM
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Haha! It's still pretty funny! =]
 
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