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 Nov 11 2004, 06:28 PM
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 Feeel X  Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498  |
There was once a king who had three prisoners.
Beside the king was a very hot and naked girl. The king said whoever can walk up the stairs without getting erected will live. THe first prisoner walked half way and got erected. THe king asked what was his dad's occupation? the first prisoner said he was a chef. So, the king ordered someone to chop his d*ck off and cook it. he died... The second prisoner walked three quarters way and got erected the king asked what was his dad's occupation? THe second prisoner said he was a woodchopper So the king ordered someone to chop his d*ck off. The third prisoner took one step and got erected. The king asked what was his dad's occupation? He giggled and said, "My father trys lollipops" |
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Nov 11 2004, 11:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
what's erected?
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Nov 11 2004, 11:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
oh... ^ i was 1st!
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Nov 11 2004, 11:22 PM
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oh... HAHA.. I GET IT!.. HAHA!! nice joke =]
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Nov 11 2004, 11:26 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
hahahaha. ROFL. i actually found that funny. xP
QUOTE what's erected? erected - erection - bonerd [sp?]
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Nov 13 2004, 07:18 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
OMG lol!! that was cute. i never heard that one before. it's similar to the monk joke a little bit...but not the ending
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Nov 13 2004, 11:25 PM
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 i need an sn change. Group: Member Posts: 1,915 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,746 |
lmao...i think i hurd this joke before but differently
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Nov 14 2004, 12:28 AM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
lol, erected...hes too goodie boy.
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Nov 14 2004, 02:58 AM
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Haha...I get it.
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