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post Nov 8 2004, 11:30 AM
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I'm bored. cry.gif
Our school's database collapsed over the weekend, so there's no work for today.
We had to define like URL and WWW and _dry.gif.
Entertain me!

Gimme a riddle or something.

So um. HAAAAAI CHRISTINA.
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:32 AM
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hey nick... <333
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:34 AM
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Gimme a riddle!
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:35 AM
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i unno im at school and bored to heres riddle for you..

What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:36 AM
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HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?



[shrugs]
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:36 AM
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o o melissa thas way to hard, im bout to lose it! :(
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:38 AM
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my name isn't christina... it's melissa...


anyway..



You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:38 AM
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QUOTE(WhatsYourExcuse? @ Nov 8 2004, 11:36 AM)
o o christina thas way to hard, im bout to lose it! :(

.. Her name's Melissa.
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:38 AM
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QUOTE(omg_melface @ Nov 8 2004, 11:38 AM)
my name isn't christina... it's melissa...


anyway..



You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

The match?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:40 AM
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erm, i knew that >.< o well ya the match i think is correct... but i unno..
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:43 AM
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Yeah, the match...

okay, another..

Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
____ ____.
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:44 AM
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hmm...

erm.

ehmm..

hmmmmmmm...

mhm..

BAH, i give up what bout you nick? =[


edit:// WTF nick why did you warn me? mad.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:49 AM
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QUOTE(omg_melface @ Nov 8 2004, 8:43 AM)
Yeah, the match...

okay, another..

Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
____ ____.

a promise?

... i don't think "a" qualifies as a word, erm... "my promise"?



edit:
my word!
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:49 AM
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here's another one..


Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?


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edit:
my word!

Well.. Your Word.. but yeah ><

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post Nov 8 2004, 11:49 AM
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QUOTE(omg_melface @ Nov 8 2004, 11:43 AM)
Yeah, the match...

okay, another..

Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
____ ____.


Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
____ ____.

Your word, my word.. [shrug]
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:51 AM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Nov 8 2004, 10:49 AM)
Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
____ ____.

Your word, my word.. [shrug]

yeah but queen already got it... queen, that is her name, no? synkro?


and i just posted another riddle just before you posted if you didn't see it, nick >< but you probably did but i'm just telling you anyway just so you can have some useless information. kthx.

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post Nov 8 2004, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?


at first i thought it was "you", but then two letters can't be in you, so i figured it's "eye" since it's read backwards to forward and can be black, blue and grey ;P woot, this is fun
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:53 AM
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DAMMIT I QUIT.. [runs off crying]


i lied =]
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:53 AM
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is it "m"

also, nick show me the spam.. mellow.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:54 AM
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QUOTE(WhatsYourExcuse? @ Nov 8 2004, 10:53 AM)
is it "m"

also, nick can you tell me why im warned?

No, No.. it's "eye".. synkro got it... again... mellow.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:55 AM
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Mooore!
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:56 AM
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ah sheesh i dun get these riddles, im so bored here pinch.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Nov 8 2004, 11:55 AM)
Mooore!

nicksterino! *glomp tackles*

hahaha I had class for exactly 11 minutes today. Hurrah for exam reviews! tongue.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 03:43 PM
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what do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

hahahahahahahahaha
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 03:43 PM
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haha these are some funny ones but the one melissa said ifthats your name? is funny
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 04:44 PM
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what can you cut but not slice? it's not a food...
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE
HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?


i thought thats a tongue twister not a riddle =xx lols
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(aznbabiicutie @ Nov 8 2004, 4:44 PM)
what can you cut but not slice? it's not a food...

a deck of cards?...lol...is that right? _smile.gif

I got one...okay: You live in an all pink ranch...everything is pink..the walls are pink...the door is pink...the stove, phone, computer, carpet..etc. are pink..wat color are the stairs? wacko.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(happygoluckyng @ Nov 8 2004, 5:09 PM)
a deck of cards?...lol...is that right? _smile.gif

I got one...okay: You live in an all pink ranch...everything is pink..the walls are pink...the door is pink...the stove, phone, computer, carpet..etc. are pink..wat color are the stairs? wacko.gif

ahh ! you got the answer!! flowers.gif
 
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come on, nick, you havent answered my joke! cry.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 06:22 PM
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um..

black in color
light giving me life
and death upon darkness
...
what am i?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(goofipinay @ Nov 8 2004, 6:22 PM)
um..

black in color
light giving me life
and death upon darkness
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what am i?

A shadow.

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I got one...okay: You live in an all pink ranch...everything is pink..the walls are pink...the door is pink...the stove, phone, computer, carpet..etc. are pink..wat color are the stairs? 


Assuming there's only one floor and no subterranean level - there are no stairs. If a ranch has more than one level, than the logical answer would be pink.

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what do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

rolleyes.gif Food?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 06:45 PM
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Er.
A pouch potato?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 07:26 PM
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yay! flowers.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 08:53 PM
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where does anyone get these ideas?
 
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where does anyone get these ideas?

once upon a time a bunch of kids started smoking smarties and snorting pixy sticks and got high. and they all lived happily eer after until they all got sick and skipped school. the end
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 09:02 PM
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We used to have a riddle thread, too... I miss that, as well.
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 06:25 AM
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ah, why cant we have a riddle thread, wacko.gif riddles are very complex , well i like the complex ones!
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 12:05 PM
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I'm sure most of you have probably heard this one. >___>;

Doctor Brown and his son were driving around town.
Suddenly, at a stop light they run into another vehicle.
Doctor Brown is killed instantly, as his son is sent to the ER.
The doctor sent to tend to the son looks at him and says to the others,
"I cannot treat this patient. He is my son."

..or something like that. blink.gif
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(aznbabiicutie @ Nov 8 2004, 5:13 PM)
ahh ! you got the answer!! flowers.gif

Yes!!!!! biggrin.gif
....lol..and waccon got mine...man you made is sooo complicating tongue.gif
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 03:05 PM
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what's brown and sticky.
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Nov 9 2004, 12:05 PM)
I'm sure most of you have probably heard this one. >___>;

Doctor Brown and his son were driving around town.
Suddenly, at a stop light they run into another vehicle.
Doctor Brown is killed instantly, as his son is sent to the ER.
The doctor sent to tend to the son looks at him and says to the others,
"I cannot treat this patient. He is my son."

..or something like that. blink.gif

The doctor's a woman.
You forgot to add somewhere that gay marriages are illegal or something to that effect.
This riddle plays on your assumption that doctors are male.
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 09:25 PM
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this is a stupid one but whatever.

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if a egg takes 3 minutes to boil, how long would it take 3 eggs to boil??


and here's another one.

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there was this bus driver. on the first stop he made, he allowed the woman to pay only $1. on the second bus stop, he allowed the another woman to pay only $.50. on the third bus stop, he allowed the woman to get on for free? who is that woman?
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(aznbabiicutie @ Nov 9 2004, 9:25 PM)
this is a stupid one but whatever.

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if a egg takes 3 minutes to boil, how long would it take 3 eggs to boil??


and here's another one.

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there was this bus driver. on the first stop he made, he allowed the woman to pay only $1. on the second bus stop, he allowed the another woman to pay only $.50. on the third bus stop, he allowed the woman to get on for free? who is that woman?

Three minutes.
Underage Children ride free.
 
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Nov 8 2004, 12:30 PM)
I'm bored. cry.gif
Our school's database collapsed over the weekend, so there's no work for today.
We had to define like URL and WWW and _dry.gif.
Entertain me!

Gimme a riddle or something.

So um. HAAAAAI CHRISTINA.

Was that for me? I doubt it lol. But whatever. =P Should this perhaps.. go under Humor since there's riddles and all whistling.gif
 
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QUOTE(omg_melface @ Nov 8 2004, 11:38 AM)
my name isn't christina... it's melissa...


anyway..


You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

the match. yes ive heard that before.

ok i have one or two...

There are two people. The first person points to the sceond one and says...

Brothers and sisters I have none,
But this man's father is my fathers son...

So tge question is... what is the relation is the first one to the second one?
 
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QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Nov 10 2004, 12:07 AM)
the match. yes ive heard that before.

ok i have one or two...

There are two people. The first person points to the sceond one and says...

Brothers and sisters I have none,
But this man's father is my fathers son...

So tge question is... what is the relation is the first one to the second one?

The first one is the father of the second one.
yawn.gif Gimme a challenge.
 
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^ ^ you got this from the funny convo...thing in my thread right?...lol...still very funny
 
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