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*wind&fire*
post Nov 8 2004, 01:07 AM
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Can I smack this fan at you?


can i smack you first??

can i cut your hair??
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:15 AM
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my hair is short nuf



Do phones really make beeping noises? or ringing noises?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:17 AM
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^^^ go to bed!!!!!

are you really that dumb?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:22 AM
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Course not. I have a 140 IQ


Ar eyou really THAT smart?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:24 AM
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yes ...yes i am....

what?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:25 AM
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Yeeeeaaaahh!!

OK?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 07:45 AM
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WHAT!!!! haha...

do you have lance in your pants?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 07:47 AM
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i have pee on my pants....

whats your excuse?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 10:18 AM
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ur mom!


wtf?!?!
 
someflipguy
post Nov 8 2004, 02:33 PM
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what do you want me to F***

okay did that make sense?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 06:01 PM
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sense...yea i have senses!


OMG WTF IS THAT ON UR FACE!?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 10:45 PM
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OMG! I have a nose on me! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!


Are you afraid of the dark?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:28 PM
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only at night time....

can i see at which force my hand can collide with your face?
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 07:38 PM
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well can i see at which force my shoe can collide with your head first?



look down your shirt and spell attic?
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 07:56 PM
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*looks down shirt* b-a-s-e-m-e-n-t


did i spell that right?
 
*wind&fire*
post Nov 10 2004, 12:10 AM
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yes well done!

#$#$@#$>":&**&^T&*()%....?????????????
 
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post Nov 10 2004, 03:18 PM
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Aww I throb.gif you too!



Will you play Harry Pottter with me? _smile.gif
 
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post Nov 10 2004, 11:18 PM
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aite let me get out my magic wand so i can rape you with it....

so poison is unhealthy to drink yes?
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 01:06 AM
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No, poison can cure many things like depression.

Sticking a fork in an electric socket won't hurt me will it?
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 01:08 AM
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Will write poetry for sex!
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You're safe if you hit the 4th hole of the socket.

What do dreams taste like?
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 01:35 AM
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Taste just like candy happy.gif

Do you think it's sanitary to pick other people's merfs?
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 08:57 PM
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sure...u can pick anything and its still sanitary!



is ABC really as easy as 123?
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 09:26 PM
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nope, 123 has many languages to say it.

why did the chicken cross the road?
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 06:39 AM
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his drug buyers where in the other side dumb@ss......

can faithin_felix anal rape you?
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 05:49 PM
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*Unzips pants* I think you know the answer!


Will you cyber with me right now?
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 08:38 PM
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idk i dont think i can use a computer.....

so this fashion statement bout living is it THAT good?
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 05:12 PM
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I wish I could read your question.... cry.gif



So do you believe in dead people?
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 09:56 PM
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eating food? no...

can i suck ur balls?
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 07:17 PM
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yea let me got get them....nvm my brother is shooting them in a hoop!



do you suck on baby bottles?
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 12:49 AM
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who told you....

can i wear your clothes?
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 06:18 PM
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only if i can wear urs!


do u like nanners?
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 08:18 PM
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ummm.. does that include tatertots? ::drool::


Water or H*subscript2*O?
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 08:56 PM
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milk!

and you are?
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 09:40 PM
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Ohhh are you!

And?
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 10:56 PM
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cheese!


mac n cheese is yummy?
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 12:18 AM
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extremely even though im lactose intolerant.. i just love the feeling of swelling up and dying!

eff me <----stupid question...just in case you were wondering
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 12:21 AM
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Come my way <---Stupid answer I know, I am just typing the lyrics of my winamp player




Can you feel it? Can you dream it? Wanna come my way?
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 12:26 AM
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do you have candy?

can u pull candy out of your ass?
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 01:55 AM
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If my ass contains airbags..yes.


You gimme a dollah, I give you a yen, ok?
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 02:13 AM
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okay ...how bout i give you a black eye also?

do i make you weak?
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 02:14 AM
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not really. nope. not at all.


Don't you think the backspace button is just the bestest? (the space key is also teh sh!t!)
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 02:16 AM
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(reply in rhetorical question) do you think you are i little too obsessed...

do you have an erection?
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 02:49 AM
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not right now hah


stoopid girl. <--- heres your question
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 07:29 PM
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im knot stuopidd!! nd yuho knowe eit!



can u pull a carrot out of your ass?
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 08:30 PM
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HAH!

CAN I?! <--q

*pulls a carrot outta his ass*


I SURE CAN!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 09:44 PM
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i cant because im deformed -.-


j.lo booty or beyonce booty
 
*wind&fire*
post Nov 18 2004, 12:31 AM
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mah booty....

are you naked?
 
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post Nov 18 2004, 01:56 AM
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Onli inside your head.



scotch tape - invention of God?
 
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post Nov 18 2004, 01:58 AM
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pffft the scottish invented it...

are you a girl?
 
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post Nov 18 2004, 10:26 PM
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i dunno....i need to go to the doctor and see


are you gay?
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 01:05 AM
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wo dang ren shi tong shing lian ren, ah!


ni zhi dao wo zhei shuo shen me, ma? =]
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 02:37 AM
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whatttttt? chingalong? haha. jk.

what would you do for a klondike bar?
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 05:21 AM
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id rather some kondileca (sp) fried rice thanks....

can i give you a brazillian?
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 02:31 PM
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WOW thats going to hurt but sure...haha!!

do you love me?
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 08:45 PM
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yes i love you....so much you dont even know.....and yes i know where you sleep,eat....whoops!



are you a stalker?
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 08:46 PM
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NO! but i am one blink.gif


have a fry?
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 08:50 PM
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you eat it first...

are your fingers sausages?
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 09:32 PM
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No, because my fingers are not that big like a average-sized penis!

Why do people die?
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 01:22 PM
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because people put them in coffins and bury them.



are you part of a living-dead club?
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 04:50 PM
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no

are you dead?
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 08:39 PM
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yes..........



I eat cheese, do you?
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 09:52 PM
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nah

Are you a dork?
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:28 AM
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....

am i a dork?
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:32 AM
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You're a krod.



brown. Explain the color.
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:37 AM
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its the colour of life.....

the circle of life no?
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:39 AM
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no


sea foam green?!
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:43 AM
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yes....

shifty.gif?
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:54 AM
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happy.gif !


How do I drop it like it's hott?
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:59 AM
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burn your self...

can i nugget your bag?
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 12:04 PM
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Sure if it makes you happy


do you look at youself naked?
 
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post Nov 23 2004, 12:39 AM
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only when ppl are aorund....

are you dyslexic?
 
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post Nov 23 2004, 04:46 PM
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not that i know of, but it's very possible.


are you conceited?
 
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post Nov 23 2004, 06:43 PM
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Geez, i think this person hates me already^^


Deff. bigger buns. You didn't think those little ones would work did you???



Do you have a penny i could borrow to try and stick up my nose?
 
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post Nov 23 2004, 07:29 PM
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nope. got this little penny drive thingy for canser or something.

homework?

::jerry::
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 01:57 AM
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does such word exist?

are you doing HW?
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 07:03 AM
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nope but i'm eating you shoe



a baby bull gets stung by a bee. does he go to mama bull or papa bull
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 07:11 AM
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yes he goes to find you




What time is it?
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 07:14 AM
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7:12 AM
and i'm awake...........


will you hit me in the head with this hammer?
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 08:05 AM
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send me the hammer first.

why are clouds black at night?
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 10:44 AM
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They appear black b/c the sun is sleeping? i think?


Why don't dogs meow and cats bark?
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 08:27 AM
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i had replaced their voice box with kazoos....

so?
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 08:37 AM
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what?



are you a silly goose??
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 02:06 PM
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no but i lost mine!



belly button?
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 02:36 PM
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pierced!!!!


how do you feel about Uncle Rico?
 
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post Nov 27 2004, 07:35 AM
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I think he's just great.

What came first, the chicken or the egg and why?
 
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post Nov 27 2004, 09:51 AM
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OMIGOSH! you soooo read my mind! I though about this for like an hour last night!!!!!!!!!!


Can you help a sista out?
 
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post Nov 29 2004, 01:26 AM
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i dont have a sister ... unless your ur my bro whos turn transexual....

so....cows produce milk?
 
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post Nov 29 2004, 03:40 PM
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hell yah cows produce milk, but who was the first person to milk a cow and think, "gee i think i'll drink this white stuff coming outta them". lol weird


Yah, uh anyway, in horror movies how come ppl are stupid enough to take a shower while there is some ax murderer chasing them? "oh yah, a murderer is trying to kill me in my house, and gee why don't i just take a shower.."
 
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haha, so the stupid plot can go on??



y do i wear my sunglasses in my siggy (and no i m not blind)
 
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post Nov 29 2004, 09:56 PM
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because you like yourself with sunglasses on wink.gif




why don't pinapples grow on trees?
 
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they're afraid of height...<---dammit that was lame

are you a dog?
 
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yup. grrrrrrrr i'm mad

did you eat fish for thanksgiving? mellow.gif

::jerry::
 
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yes and a little child too...

how bout you?
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 02:10 AM
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NO WAY JOSE!



Do you shave your toes?
 
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no



would u like to ansr this question?
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 07:47 PM
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yes sure. what the hell

jldsjla dlsajffioej dfjlkjfda?
 
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yes i would like fries with that...

can i spank you ?
 
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*bends over* i'm waiting............... laugh.gif



what the heck are you doin in my trashcan?????
 
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post Dec 2 2004, 01:29 AM
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I'm looking for Oscar the Grouch!


Did you know that the longest word in the english language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
 
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post Dec 2 2004, 06:03 AM
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relli? i thot it was a

did you knw typewriter is the longest and only word you can type on the first row of yur keyboard (:
 

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