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 Nov 7 2004, 01:35 PM
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Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
Hey there are no handles inside these car doors Gee, that's a cute tattoo. i wonder What this button does? So, you're a cannibal. don't worry, It's probably just a rash. Why the hell am I standing on a plastic sheet? now, Are you sure the power is off? Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what? What duck? Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. no, These are the GOOD kind of mushrooms. you know, You look just like Charles Manson. Let it down slowly. Rat poison only kills rats. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights. I'll get your toast out with this fork. Just take whatever you want, this is just a ghost town anyway. It's strong enough for the both of us. hmm... This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes. good doggie... Nice doggie. I can do that with my eyes closed. Well we've made it this far. I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second. what could possibly go wrong? You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you. OK this is the last time, really. hmm... well, that's odd |
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Nov 7 2004, 04:30 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
QUOTE(indykid845 @ Nov 7 2004, 1:35 PM) You know, you look just like Charles Manson. HAHA I  that one. 
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Nov 8 2004, 05:58 PM
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lol
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Nov 8 2004, 11:35 PM
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lol i can just imagine the cause of death with those words
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Nov 11 2004, 06:13 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
LOL...all good, but some never heard before.
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