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 Oct 23 2004, 04:19 PM
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 make me lala  Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831  |
a med school teacher tells his class at the end of the period that they're gonna be havin' a real cadaver the next day...
so the next day everyone comes in all pumped and excited 'cause they got a real body to work with... the teacher says to his students "come on everyone... stand around and watch closely... i want you to do exactly as i do" ... the kids gathered 'round eagerly and watched in horror as the teacher sticks a finger in the dead person's a-hole, pulls it out, and then sticks it in his mouth ... the kids all take a step back but the teacher insists "come on class don't be nervous... do exactly as i did" ... one by one the students go up... stick a finger in the dead guys ass... and then proceed to put them in their mouths' ... when everyone has completed this task the teachers stands up and announces "now the first lesson you have learned today is to pay very close attention... i told you all to do exactly as i did... if you watched carefully you would have seen that i stuck my middle finger in his rectum and my [i]index[i/] finger in my mouth... i find this joke very funny but its kinda gross |
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Oct 23 2004, 04:51 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwll thats soooo dirty XD
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Oct 23 2004, 05:10 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
LMAO! H0w gross x_x;;!
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Oct 23 2004, 05:13 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
EWWWW...>.<...thats why u PAY ATTENTION when it comes too dealing with someone's rectum..lol
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Oct 23 2004, 09:50 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
OHH LOL!! That is so wrong!!! ROFL.
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Oct 23 2004, 11:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
LOLLLLLLLLL =X
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Oct 24 2004, 12:00 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
wow that taught me to pay close attention
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Oct 24 2004, 12:41 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
HHAHA EWWWWWWW!!!!
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Oct 24 2004, 12:54 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
LMAO!!! hahah
dats sumthing my guy friend might do.. LMAO |
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Oct 24 2004, 01:10 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
hahaha reminds me of me
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Oct 24 2004, 03:11 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
hahah its times like this when its GOOD TO BE A NERD.
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Oct 24 2004, 10:21 AM
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 can't believe I let people call me Lynne on here 5 yrs ago o Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,591 |
LMAO!!!!!!!
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Oct 24 2004, 07:15 PM
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 push the botton... VROOOOM Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,166 |
hahahhahhahahahah lol! thats pretty nasty, lol
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Oct 24 2004, 07:49 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
Hm, it seems that all your posts are about something dirty..
 I remember reading this, still funny. xD |
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Oct 25 2004, 01:04 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LMAOOOOOOOOOO POOR KIDS HAHAHhHH
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Oct 26 2004, 05:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
Ew, that's gross. Poor kids..
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Oct 27 2004, 05:25 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
I heard a similar joke, but instead, it was a professor who put his index finger in a beaker of pee and put his middle finger in his mouth.
lol poor kids |
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Oct 27 2004, 04:18 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
ugh...ewwwww! that's so funny and gross!
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Oct 27 2004, 08:36 PM
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GROSS OUT!! >.<
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Oct 28 2004, 06:37 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 227 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 58,035 |
lols ewww and the students put the finger they sticked in into their mouth! yuck lols
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Oct 30 2004, 03:46 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
dats just... nasty
 but... LOL!!!
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