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 Oct 21 2004, 07:05 PM
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 We are the cure.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456  |
Tools needed: Spoon, cleaver, bucket, glue. Rust optional.
So you want smaller breasts, eh? Easy. Take the cleaver and slice around your aerola. Take the spoon and heap out all the fat you want gone. Glue your nipple back on, and move onto the other breast. |
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Oct 21 2004, 07:11 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
uh...
 I wanted to laugh but i ended up slightly choking on this one...it does sound very simple, though. Come to think of it, it would probably work if it didn't hurt so much. 
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Oct 21 2004, 07:13 PM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
psst. wrong forum.
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Oct 21 2004, 07:19 PM
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I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
ROFL i just read the forum dares...>.<
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Oct 21 2004, 07:20 PM
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 Whoah....a pickle! Group: Member Posts: 114 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,838 |
um........
I dont think glue would work so well |
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