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 Oct 21 2004, 05:38 PM
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
The husband says “WHAT??” The wife says, “You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman.” The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, “But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let’s get it.” The wife is jumping up and down – she’s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on. She says “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband says, “No - no - no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank, “No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man.” |
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Oct 22 2004, 03:36 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
lmao revenge hahahahahaha
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Oct 22 2004, 06:20 AM
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ahahahaha!!!
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Oct 22 2004, 01:23 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
lmao that's great!!!
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Oct 22 2004, 02:23 PM
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 mmm hmmm Group: Member Posts: 1,591 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,325 |
hahahah that is so funny! moohaha *must let bf read this*
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Oct 22 2004, 09:01 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
Ahh that's evil!!!
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Oct 25 2004, 01:07 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
i dun get it >_<
edit// OGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh i get it hahaahah lol i read it twice |
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Oct 25 2004, 07:50 PM
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 push the botton... VROOOOM Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,166 |
hahhah nice
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Oct 27 2004, 04:34 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
nice comeback!
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Oct 27 2004, 08:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
AHAHA REVENGE1!!!!!!
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Oct 30 2004, 03:59 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
LOL reveeeenge, haha! i love this joke
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Oct 30 2004, 05:34 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
 Good one. 
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