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how to choose a sexual harrassment victim, by: sammi
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post Oct 21 2004, 03:53 PM
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1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first.
3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! shifty.gif
4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker.
5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..tongue.gif
6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy..
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 04:34 PM
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*Gasp.* ohmy.gif
Why encouuuuurage them?
Awell, I'm SURE most of the guys around here know better.
Hopefully. mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 04:47 PM
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ain't you suppossed to be making posotive points?...bad topic
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 05:25 PM
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You are a very disturbing individual blink.gif .
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 05:28 PM
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LMFAO.

ahem. i mean... ew. no. that's so wrong. you evil pervert you. this thread should be closed.

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post Oct 21 2004, 05:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

you funny kid.
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 06:30 PM
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do you do sexual harrasment? that is so f_ckin wrong
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 06:40 PM
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Hehe. This made me laugh.

What a naughty kid you are shifty.gif .
Yet... they are very true.. *cough*

happy.gif
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 4:53 PM)
1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first.
3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! shifty.gif
4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker.
5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..tongue.gif
6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy..

blink.gif

*walks away*
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:17 PM
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This post has been edited by gothicvengeance: Nov 2 2004, 06:01 PM
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 21 2004, 8:17 PM)
lollllllllll i don't want to spoil it but this was a forum dare...

.. So why did you just say that?
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 21 2004, 6:17 PM)
lollllllllll i don't want to spoil it but this was a forum dare...

stubborn.gif not cool, dude.
and your sig is too wide. make it smaller please.
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 08:45 PM
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hahahahahaha now that this has been sufficiently spoiled, it turned out better than i expected^^
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:32 AM
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lollllllllll i don't want to spoil it but this was a forum dare...

you SUCK!!!!! yooooooooo SUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

* ahem* but yeh man you and the person that ruined my dare SUCK!!!
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 02:29 PM
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I'm sure it's not to be taken seriously.
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:26 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 3:53 PM)
1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first.
3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! shifty.gif
4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker.
5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..tongue.gif
6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy..

pinch.gif PERV!
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:31 PM
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Thank you. I'll make sure to put into practice starting tomorrow.
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Oct 22 2004, 2:31 PM)
Thank you. I'll make sure to put into practice starting tomorrow.

hahaha! laugh.gif you're funny seon ho.
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 07:30 PM
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*puts away his notepade*

*walks away*

shifty.gif whistling.gif
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 12:02 AM
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you need....

7. make sure she is fat so there is plenty more to hold....

pffft how could you forget that
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 12:32 AM
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... er... *looks around* _unsure.gif
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 01:50 AM
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Can I use this on guys!! biggrin.gif [squeals]
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 03:47 AM
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confusing but ok
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 08:46 AM
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LMAO...

whatever.
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 09:30 AM
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QUOTE(khanhibus @ Oct 22 2004, 2:29 PM)
I'm sure it's not to be taken seriously.

shes not a perv, it was a joke
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 09:47 AM
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QUOTE(my_papaya @ Oct 23 2004, 10:30 AM)
shes not a perv, it was a joke

yawn.gif That can be debated.
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 11:13 AM
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perhaps, but i dared her to do it nonetheless
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 03:51 PM
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hahaha sure. :rolls eyes:







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just a loser with style. rawr x] throb.gif
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 23 2004, 1:50 AM)
Can I use this on guys!! biggrin.gif [squeals]

lol i think i will too laugh.gif juss i think they'll cum willingly shifty.gif
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 05:04 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 2:53 PM)
1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first.
3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! shifty.gif
4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker.
5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..tongue.gif
6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy..

well from just 1 and 5... i guess you're never going to be a sexual harrassment victim, huh?
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 08:49 PM
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You'd have to be a complete moron not to realize that she wasn't serious. And omg_melface, the rude comment was uncalled for. Seriously, quit the bitchery.
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 08:51 PM
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QUOTE(xquizit @ Oct 24 2004, 7:49 PM)
You'd have to be a complete moron not to realize that she wasn't serious.

haha, yes, because i am a complete sex fanatic and just go up to people and start harrassing them. that's why i'm such an expert in this.
..again, i'm kidding. geez, a person can't have a sense of humor around here..

<3 rox. there's only so many people who would say that for me..both things..
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 07:09 PM
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what if you want to sexually harass someone in the winter?
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 07:28 PM
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QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 25 2004, 6:09 PM)
what if you want to sexually harass someone in the winter?

sneak into their houses..
shifty.gif
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 11:01 PM
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Sammi, that scares the shit out of me.
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 11:45 PM
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Arr..I don want to a a victom..gotta act like all that bad stuff now ><" IM OOOOOOOOOOOGLY..lolz"..I AM
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 26 2004, 10:09 AM)
what if you want to sexually harass someone in the winter?

well then you carry a cardborad knife to cut through the clothes...

duhh.... huh.gif
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 08:52 AM
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 26 2004, 2:39 AM)
well then you carry a cardborad knife to cut through the clothes...

duhh.... huh.gif

Wouldn't a sharp one work better? rolleyes.gif
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 09:26 AM
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Elba please sexually harrass me...plz plz plz...hehe
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 12:58 PM
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okie dokie ryan happy.gif

[rips ryan's shirt off]
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 01:39 PM
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o...help plz anybody....o help...get her off!! LMFAO!
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Oct 25 2004, 10:01 PM)
Sammi, that scares the shit out of me.

haha sorry eve.

and..aznbubz.....a cardboard knife? ermm.gif i don't think they cut too well..
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 26 2004, 2:09 PM)
haha sorry eve.

and..aznbubz.....a cardboard knife? ermm.gif i don't think they cut too well..

its more for show..

and it can be used for proding... shifty.gif
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 10:55 PM
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sammi, wear less and ill meet you in some dark corner ;]
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE(xpLiCitsmuRfette @ Oct 26 2004, 7:55 PM)
sammi, wear less and ill meet you in some dark corner ;]

i'll come to...and i'll bring a sword ^_^
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 01:50 AM
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its more for show..

and it can be used for proding... shifty.gif

how bout a wipper snipper??? itll just rip the clothes off....
 
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 26 2004, 10:50 PM)
how bout a wipper snipper??? itll just rip the clothes off....

oh ripping the clothes off arent the problem...


its what to do after..with..a...wipper..snipper... whistling.gif
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 08:33 AM
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QUOTE(xpLiCitsmuRfette @ Oct 26 2004, 9:55 PM)
sammi, wear less and ill meet you in some dark corner ;]

ooh la la aunpei wink.gif

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i'll come to...and i'll bring a sword ^_^


mellow.gif a sword? what're you gonna do, cut us up into little bits? creepy.
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 08:45 AM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 28 2004, 9:33 AM)
ooh la la aunpei wink.gif



mellow.gif a sword? what're you gonna do, cut us up into little bits? creepy.

_dry.gif Creepy, from the girl who makes up sexual harassment guidelines.
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 08:56 AM
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holy gayness. @@
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 04:07 PM
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ahaha, lmao, i think there's a few people I wanna try that out on ;]
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 05:42 PM
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ROFLMAO ahhas thaz sho funnie. Buh then again..I'm almost sure tha guys wouldn't..okay forget it..XP
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 09:03 PM
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hmm, let me go try that tommorow.
 
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post Oct 29 2004, 11:33 AM
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sammi, i swear to god, i am so offended by this stupid ass thread. I WAS SEXUALLY HARASSED and i dont like what you just said. ::shakes head in shame:: bad sammi.. im disapointed deeply
 
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post Oct 30 2004, 12:16 AM
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this is satrical.... it doesnt mean to pose an offense
 
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post Oct 30 2004, 01:12 AM
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Thanks sammi.

The guidelines worked.



Thanks!
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 11:44 PM
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QUOTE(jeanna @ Oct 29 2004, 11:33 AM)
sammi, i swear to god, i am so offended by this stupid ass thread. I WAS SEXUALLY HARASSED and i dont like what you just said. ::shakes head in shame:: bad sammi.. im disapointed deeply
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it was a damn dare. how can you be deeply offended by someone you dont know?
 
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