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post Oct 17 2004, 02:45 PM
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OMGZ! HAV U EVAR DUN IT?!

1- how often?
2- are you disgusted with yourself?
3- how many times?
4- how many partners?
5- did you use protection?
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:47 PM
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I had phone sex with my bf at the time. Yep. It was maybe a few times... OK, more than a few times. I had moved two hours away, and well this seemed like the closest thing to getting any right? Am I disghusted with myself? Yes, cuz it's dumb. haha. How many partners, just one, and no, no protection o.O And he swears all those times he faked it... :how could he cry.gif lmao
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:49 PM
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hrm......... o_O .... no comment biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:49 PM
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l0lz iunno h0w tew uze da quotez ... so y4..

OMGZ! HAV U EVAR DUN IT?!

1- how often?
2- are you disgusted with yourself?
3- how many times?
4- how many partners?
5- did you use protection?

1 urvvey nite shifty.gif
2 hellz naw
3 tew manie tew count
4 lyk i said tew maine tew count
5 hellz naw shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif

l0lz.. i owe sum1 fone seckxxxx
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:53 PM
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QUOTE(omg_melface @ Oct 17 2004, 2:45 PM)
OMGZ! HAV U EVAR DUN IT?!

1- how often?
2- are you disgusted with yourself?
3- how many times?
4- how many partners?
5- did you use protection?

OMGZ0RZ ! LIKE OH EM EFF GEE !! BRING IT ON BAYBEE wink.gif

1- ALWAYS - EVERYDAY !
2- NO OF COURSE NOT
3- AT LEAST 5 TIMES !
4- ITS CALLED 3-WAY CALLING
5- OF COURSE NOT

_smile.gif

what fun happy.gif


but no.. i dont do fone sex, or give fone sex. not my thing. as a joke yeah. but not as in like OH OH ORGASM !
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:58 PM
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fone seckxx iz da shizz shifty.gif

cmon now don b shy!1!@
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:03 PM
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OMGZ! HAV U EVAR DUN IT?!

1- how often?
2- are you disgusted with your self?
3- how many times?
4- how many partners?
5- did you use protection?

1- iunno buh ima gud gurl shifty.gif
2- daaahh uhh naw man itz all guud
3- n0t 2 many cuz den lyke yea
4- 0nli myself u reterd hahahaha
5- hellz naw man no ne3d ryte????? shifty.gif

mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:04 PM
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Hey, why didn't anyone take this topic as seriously as i did?? hmph stubborn.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:10 PM
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oh, yes, all the time. and protection? of course! i dont need any little babies swimming through the phone lines...
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE(my_papaya @ Oct 17 2004, 1:10 PM)
oh, yes, all the time. and protection? of course! i dont need any little babies swimming through the phone lines...

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Woo. Nice. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:14 PM
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1- maybe once or a few times each month. used to be more frequent but eh wells.
2- should i be?
3- lost count
4- 2
5- hahahah
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Oct 17 2004, 2:49 PM)
l0lz iunno h0w tew uze da quotez ... so y4..

OMGZ! HAV U EVAR DUN IT?!

1- how often?
2- are you disgusted with yourself?
3- how many times?
4- how many partners?
5- did you use protection?

1 urvvey nite shifty.gif
2 hellz naw
3 tew manie tew count
4 lyk i said tew maine tew count
5 hellz naw shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif shifty.gif

l0lz.. i owe sum1 fone seckxxxx

0000MG. U R S0 N0TTIE!111 U SLUT!111 LOLERZ

i'm not afraid to say that i have hawt satellite seckz with aliens fro marz.

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post Oct 17 2004, 05:38 PM
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1- how often?

A lot.

2- are you disgusted with yourself?

No!

3- how many times?

A lot.
4- how many partners?

One at a time.... shifty.gif

5- did you use protection?

No and I now I think I am phone pregnant ohmy.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:38 PM
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Oh, crap, I was supposed to use protection?!
Man, I need to pay a visit to a clinic now...and who knows, maybe soon enough, even Planned Parenthood. cry.gif

f0ne seCkZ iS haRd cUz dA hOleS iN maH f0ne r sMaLL. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:52 PM
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QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Oct 17 2004, 2:38 PM)
Oh, crap, I was supposed to use protection?!
Man, I need to pay a visit to a clinic now...and who knows, maybe soon enough, even Planned Parenthood. cry.gif

f0ne seCkZ iS haRd cUz dA hOleS iN maH f0ne r sMaLL. laugh.gif

haha wow joe =P

1.Nope
so that answers the rest
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 06:50 PM
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1- how often?
2- are you disgusted with yourself?
3- how many times?
4- how many partners?
5- did you use protection?

1- Nope
2- None
3- None
4- None
5- No.

 
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post Oct 17 2004, 07:23 PM
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i have phone sexks at least once a week.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 07:58 PM
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l0lz wunc3 agin i0n0 h0w d33s qu0t3 th1ng3rz w0rk..

0000MG. U R S0 N0TTIE!111 U SLUT!111 LOLERZ

i'm not afraid to say that i have hawt satellite seckz with aliens fro marz.

0 m jee u did not juss go thurr!?!?!1!
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 08:12 PM
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you are are some freaky ass people...nope never done it... shifty.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 08:26 PM
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1- how often? never
2- are you disgusted with yourself? no...cuz ive never done it
3- how many times?NEVER
4- how many partners? uh....NONE
5- did you use protection? no..i i didnt need 2
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 08:38 PM
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um...I M the dumbest in the world. i think i know what phone sex is but why do u need protection? wacko.gif no i haven't done it before. you can laugh at me, but what is it? blink.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Oct 17 2004, 7:38 PM)
um...I M the dumbest in the world. i think i know what phone sex is but why do u need protection? wacko.gif no i haven't done it before. you can laugh at me, but what is it? blink.gif

I threw in the protection question for kicks.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 11:20 PM
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i hope you're all joking.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 01:34 AM
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Nope.
Atleast, not yet. shifty.gif
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 08:54 AM
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QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Oct 17 2004, 11:20 PM)
i hope you're all joking.

Of course...sarcasm wink.gif

hmm....fone seckz....wellllll there was some moaning going on on the phone last night while i was in bed hmmmm (those of you who were on the phone know what i'm talking about) shifty.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 11:36 AM
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QUOTE(thesweetescape @ Oct 18 2004, 7:54 AM)
Of course...sarcasm wink.gif

hmm....fone seckz....wellllll there was some moaning going on on the phone last night while i was in bed hmmmm (those of you who were on the phone know what i'm talking about shifty.gif laugh.gif

LMAO
we thought you were asleep... and we wanted to slip a threesome past you... pinch.gif dammit, you caught us.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 01:09 PM
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how do you use protection? oO;
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE(omg_melface @ Oct 18 2004, 11:36 AM)
LMAO
we thought you were asleep... and we wanted to slip a threesome past you... pinch.gif dammit, you caught us.

Asleep?? Ever heard of masturbation? laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 03:21 PM
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lol...dont remember.....no?
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 04:49 PM
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When my ex & me became long distance, yea, we did it a few times. No, I'm not disusted with myself, it was with a special person at the time. So, u gotta do what u gotta do.

Partners? WTF? This a phone sex orgy kinda thing?


Yea, I used a phone condem. Lol (Wth...) Hehe, this is funny
 
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QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Oct 17 2004, 11:20 PM)
i hope you're all joking.

um, yes. the conslelor asked me if i am depressed because id been sexually harassed today. um, no...
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE(omg_melface @ Oct 17 2004, 8:42 PM)
I threw in the protection question for kicks.

ohh...lol but exactly how do you have phone sex, do you like moan to each other and say your taking off your clothes? lol
 
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Oct 18 2004, 7:43 PM)
ohh...lol but exactly how do you have phone sex, do you like moan to each other and say your taking off your clothes? lol

you say sexy things whilst you masturbate.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 07:02 PM
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1- how often?
2- are you disgusted with yourself?
3- how many times?
4- how many partners?
5- did you use protection?


I did it just once.. it was dumb happy.gif
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 07:12 PM
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hahah this is funny... hahaha
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Oct 17 2004, 11:20 PM)
i hope you're all joking.

of course not! everyone knows aboutmy alien and ninja fetish :( :( :(
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(autumn. @ Oct 18 2004, 5:58 PM)
you say sexy things whilst you masturbate.

I say sexy things all the time... not just when I masturbate... shifty.gif
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 07:49 PM
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no i have never had phone sex.

how do you have phoen sex anyway?

is this how it is?

Guy: alright, i am humping you now.
Girl: Like! OMG! I cannot so not believe you are humping me!
Guy: Why? this is phone
SEX!
Girl: Oh, yeah! you're right............ La La-La. whistling.gif




lmao! tongue.gif
 
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QUOTE(Frankie_08 @ Oct 19 2004, 8:49 PM)
no i have never had phone sex.

how do you have phoen sex anyway?

is this how it is?

Guy: alright, i am humping you now.
Girl: Like! OMG! I cannot so not believe you are humping me!
Guy: Why? this is phone
SEX!
Girl: Oh, yeah! you're right............ La La-La. whistling.gif




lmao! tongue.gif

uhm no. but that would be hilarious.

guy: my hand reaches across your back....and unstraps your bra.

etc etc.

some people just have to work with that theyve got if they cant do the actual thing.
 
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uhhhh no
 

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