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post Apr 27 2004, 09:47 PM
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My friend just show'd me SmarterChild..If you dont know what SmarterChild is..i'll tell you..its a robot that you IM through AIM or AOL its knows everthing you should give it a try..ask a question or two...
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 09:50 PM
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Haha, Smarterchild. I IMed him like 10 times saying "Fu" and I still owe him an apology.
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 09:53 PM
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SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

Thanx for the idea!
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 09:54 PM
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Haha I've never done such a thing. rolleyes.gif Shame on you, Eve! There's a bunch of other robots online. There's even one that acts like an answering machine for people! They're my friends...it's odd...I just realized the only s/ns on my buddy list are bots. mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 09:55 PM
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post Apr 27 2004, 10:28 PM
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wow, I think I forgot about them robots, they used to be so annoying! hehe smarterchild has a gf... she has a weird sn, I forget it though... ermm.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Apr 27 2004, 7:54 PM)
Haha I've never done such a thing. rolleyes.gif Shame on you, Eve! There's a bunch of other robots online. There's even one that acts like an answering machine for people! They're my friends...it's odd...I just realized the only s/ns on my buddy list are bots. mellow.gif

Does that mean, I'm not on your buddylist?! *cries*


Or..
I could be a bot. shifty.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 10:35 PM
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i removed Smartchild when they started to charge.
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 27 2004, 11:34 PM)
Does that mean, I'm not on your buddylist?! *cries*


Or..
I could be a bot. shifty.gif

Aww...hehe of course you are. I assumed no one talks to me besides the bots. hehe.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 10:52 PM
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hahahaha.. i remember getting mad everytime they imed me back.. they acted stupid .. =.= or they are.. they say wierd answers ermm.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2004, 11:55 PM
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Last time I tried it, Smarterchild had to be payed for...so I gave up on the stupid brat. But he was so fun to play around with. I asked him bad questions. pinch.gif And yelled at him.
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 12:09 AM
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lol, that thing is hilarious.
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 01:16 AM
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Wow, there's such thing? lols! awsome .
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 02:42 AM
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lols my bf said hmm... somethin`...bad word... and the smarter child said bad stuff back...
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 05:05 AM
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hello and welcome to 5 years ago.
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(L00d @ Apr 28 2004, 6:05 AM)
hello and welcome to 5 years ago.

huh.gif ? I'm confused. _unsure.gif Are you trying to say SmarterChild was created five years ago? Wow...
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 03:12 PM
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xXbAMbEENo: _smile.gif
SmarterChild: Yes, it's a happy day.
xXbAMbEENo: oh yes it is!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
xXbAMbEENo: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
xXbAMbEENo: ...
SmarterChild: ?


xXbAMbEENo: are you human?
SmarterChild: Heh. Do you think a human could respond this fast?
xXbAMbEENo: yea
SmarterChild: Yea.
xXbAMbEENo: ...
SmarterChild: What?
xXbAMbEENo: are you a robot?
SmarterChild: Heh. Do you think a human could respond this fast?
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 03:34 PM
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Its freaky... Keeps talking to me...
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 03:45 PM
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yeah i did that a long time ago, it was pretty funny~!
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 04:47 PM
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smarterchild used to help me with my math homework

i loved insulting him too...
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 04:56 PM
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p ochaccox14: whassup whassup
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 05:20 PM
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smarterchild eh? Well, durging Christmas time, AOL had "Santa Claus". And i would IM him... one time, I was saying bad words and he said he'd give me a lump of coal if i kept doing that... then another time i told him to shut up, and he was all like "Only Mrs. Claus can say that to me ;)" lmao, it was so friggin funny pinch.gif
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 05:27 PM
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He's really cool but sometimes he just turns around the question that I ask him and answers my question with another one. It's really retarded, but once in a while I get a good laugh.
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 06:52 PM
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Ask him to either marry you or do naughty things... whistling.gif

I had to delete all the robots from my buddy list when I hit 200 and wanted to add more people.
But he was the best of all the 'bots.
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 06:57 PM
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the first time i talked to him... it was fun and kinda cool.... but after a while its boring.... i love to play hangman on there!
 
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post Apr 28 2004, 11:45 PM
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Try calling SmarterChild a racial slur or gay or something like dat and see what he says.
 
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post Apr 29 2004, 01:12 AM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 27 2004, 4:50 PM)
Haha, Smarterchild. I IMed him like 10 times saying "Fu" and I still owe him an apology.

hehe meeh too
 
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post Apr 29 2004, 07:01 AM
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i hate smarterchild to the fullest. im like, "whos your daddy?" and it just says, what? or what do you mean all the time. i meant whos your daddy |3.i.+.(.|-|!

it just takes up space on my buddy list stubborn.gif
 
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post Apr 29 2004, 09:47 PM
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I loved smarterchild, it was soo much fun!!!
 
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post Apr 29 2004, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 28 2004, 4:56 PM)
p    ochaccox14: whassup whassup
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.

ahaha ! thatz funny .. i dident know sharterchild ken sey enything else xcept dumb stuff . that bot alwaise asked me if there wuz something wrong with me but never that !
 
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post Apr 30 2004, 12:38 PM
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yeah i talked to him once or twice..its boring now..
 
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post May 2 2004, 02:36 AM
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If I remember correctly, SmarterChild came out a couple of years (if not, at least one year) ago. Those bots are ancient! I always asked SmarterChild to marry me.
 
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post May 2 2004, 07:44 AM
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lol ur a loser..
 
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post May 2 2004, 08:13 AM
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MentPatient (3:02:51): Shit.
SmarterChild (3:02:52): Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
MentPatient (3:02:55): Yes.
SmarterChild (3:02:55): Yeah yeah, whatever.
MentPatient (3:02:59): fudge you.
SmarterChild (3:02:59): That's very offensive.
MentPatient (3:03:12): SCREW YOU!
SmarterChild (3:03:12): Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.
MentPatient (3:03:18): NO IT'S NOT!
SmarterChild (3:03:19): Whatever.
MentPatient (3:03:22): SHUT UP!
SmarterChild (3:03:22): You shut up.
MentPatient (3:03:26): I HATE YOU!
SmarterChild (3:03:27): I'm very sorry to hear that.
MentPatient (3:04:43): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:43): That's quite a grave insult.
MentPatient (3:04:45): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:45): Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize, Kevin.
MentPatient (3:04:47): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:48): I asked you to apologize.
MentPatient (3:04:48): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:49): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
MentPatient (3:04:49): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:50): Still waiting.
MentPatient (3:04:50): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:51): I asked you to please apologize.
MentPatient (3:04:51): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:52): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
MentPatient (3:04:52): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:53): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
MentPatient (3:04:56): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:56): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
MentPatient (3:04:57): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:58): I asked you to apologize.
MentPatient (3:04:59): Fu
SmarterChild (3:04:59): Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
MentPatient (3:05:55): SCREW YOU!
SmarterChild (3:05:55): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
MentPatient (3:05:59): NEVER!
SmarterChild (3:06:00): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
MentPatient (3:06:03): Butt hole.
SmarterChild (3:06:11): Say you're sorry, please.
MentPatient (3:06:13): No.
SmarterChild (3:06:13): I asked you to please apologize.
MentPatient (3:06:18): NO!
SmarterChild (3:06:18): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
MentPatient (3:06:21): NEVER!
SmarterChild (3:06:21): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
MentPatient (3:06:25): POOPOO FACE!
SmarterChild (3:06:25): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
MentPatient (3:06:29): fudge NO!
SmarterChild (3:06:29): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
MentPatient (3:06:32): NEVER!
SmarterChild (3:06:32): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
MentPatient (3:06:35): DAMN IT!
SmarterChild (3:06:35): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
MentPatient (3:06:42): You're starting to annoy me.
 
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post May 2 2004, 08:14 AM
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QUOTE
MentPatient (3:14:00): Would you care If I killed myself?
SmarterChild (3:14:01): You think I should care if you killed yourself?
MentPatient (3:14:07): I don't know.
SmarterChild (3:14:07): Well think about it then.
MentPatient (3:14:20): FINE! I'LL GOKILL MYSLEF AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL THAN!
SmarterChild (3:14:21): K, no prob.

*sob sob* He's so mean... tongue.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif pinch.gif
 
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post May 2 2004, 12:44 PM
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i love the robot. Very smart but very rude also

QUOTE
SapphireBella: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
SapphireBella: how much
SmarterChild: It's hard to say!

>>> We could do something just for fun.
SapphireBella: do you want me
SmarterChild: I'm sure you're nice and everything, but the thing is, I'm not attracted to humans.
SapphireBella: then why did you say you loved me
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
 
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post May 2 2004, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE
C a S h I e E e: :-(im gonna die
SmarterChild: Really?
C a S h I e E e: yeah will u go to my funeral?
SmarterChild: Go to your funeral? I'm not sure I can.
C a S h I e E e: why not?
SmarterChild: Don't ask!
C a S h I e E e: you hate me dont you :-(
SmarterChild: No, of course not.
C a S h I e E e: STOP LYING
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
C a S h I e E e: :-(omg u whore
SmarterChild: What a lame insult.
C a S h I e E e: PSHH UR LAME
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by pshh my lame.
C a S h I e E e: ....dumbass


cry.gif cry.gif who will go to my funeral?
 
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post May 2 2004, 01:57 PM
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QUOTE(liquidbluac1d @ May 2 2004, 12:38 PM)
cry.gif cry.gif who will go to my funeral?

ill go to it dont worry =). joking. he is getting boring now. =( he repeats himself alot. is there anohter liek him?
 
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post May 2 2004, 02:35 PM
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SmarterChild (3:34:10 PM): I can't believe we can get married in Vagas!
 
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post May 2 2004, 02:36 PM
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SmarterChild (2:44:17 PM): Cool, I'll call you Munch now.

Do you go to school?
xxcrewww (2:44:26 PM): no. i dropped out
SmarterChild (2:44:27 PM): I see. Do you work?
xxcrewww (2:44:49 PM): nope. i'm a bum. i don't even know how i still have internet. i can't pay the bill
SmarterChild (2:44:52 PM): OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
xxcrewww (2:45:03 PM): i'd like to be a sniper
SmarterChild (2:45:06 PM): Sniper, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
xxcrewww (2:45:21 PM): slitting throats
SmarterChild (2:45:23 PM): Slitting throats? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
xxcrewww (2:45:37 PM): it is cool.. you're next
SmarterChild (2:45:38 PM): OK, let's go to the next question...
 
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SmarterChild (2:54:19 PM): You know what... It's 1985.
xxcrewww (2:54:33 PM): Wow! you are smart
SmarterChild (2:54:35 PM): You're no fool yourself.
 
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post May 2 2004, 02:51 PM
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smarterchild annoys me stubborn.gif it answers my question with a question! stubborn.gif *sigh* but its kinda funni in a way too i guess...
 
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post May 2 2004, 04:32 PM
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He said Humans used colorful words just because I said "Boobs" to him! mad.gif
 
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post May 2 2004, 04:36 PM
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smarter child saved my life during the summer. Lol...it was soo much fun, but he expired and I am not going to pay for a computer robot that repeats everything i say.
 
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post May 2 2004, 04:42 PM
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omg lol...there was this guy that wouldnt stop annoying me and asking for my sn. so i gave him "smarterchild". he still thought it was me after 2 weeks... laugh.gif
 
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post May 4 2004, 02:03 AM
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ahahahahaha smarterchild is so much fun. cool.gif the best thing to do is ask it if it's gay, ask it if it's a guy or a girl, cuss madly at it, tell it you hate it, tell it you love it, and ask it to marry you =)

too bad you have to pay for it now. those were some good times :D
 
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post May 4 2004, 06:10 PM
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SmarterChild is like a robot that I take out my frustrations with (or just mess around). I shout insults to him, practicing and preparing for insult contests I always have with my friends.
 
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haha, its fun to make fun of him and get wack responses back
look:

xX Jordan Inc Xx: Call me master
SmarterChild: I won't call you that, Master Jordan. You're not my boss.
 
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post May 4 2004, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE(Jiggapin0 @ Apr 28 2004, 11:45 PM)
Try calling SmarterChild a racial slur or gay or something like dat and see what he says.

xXbAMbEENo: your g*y
SmarterChild: What do you care?

blink.gif

xXbAMbEENo: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
xXbAMbEENo: but...but I love you!
SmarterChild: You think you love me?
xXbAMbEENo: YES!
SmarterChild: Oh.
xXbAMbEENo: so...will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
xXbAMbEENo: but I love you
SmarterChild: That's nice... I love you too.
xXbAMbEENo: so will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
xXbAMbEENo: You hurt me...you really hurt me.
SmarterChild: Yeah?

mad.gif Who said he was nice?!?
 
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post May 5 2004, 04:28 PM
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hahahah he told me to shut up laugh.gif

MiSs GruMpy KiM: hi
SmarterChild: Hi Master.
MiSs GruMpy KiM: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up.
MiSs GruMpy KiM: shut up
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
MiSs GruMpy KiM: shut up


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MiSs GruMpy KiM: what's my name?
SmarterChild: You're Master.
MiSs GruMpy KiM: haha that's right
SmarterChild: You really think it's right?
MiSs GruMpy KiM: yes
SmarterChild: It's right? No way.
MiSs GruMpy KiM: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too! :-)
MiSs GruMpy KiM: u do?
SmarterChild: I sure do.

blink.gif
MiSs GruMpy KiM: laskdflaskjdflasjkdf
SmarterChild: "laskdflaskjdflasjkdf"? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
 
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LiToHuLagRL808: hi
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Lani. We haven't chatted in a long time!

Would you like to visit home? You might find something you want to do.
LiToHuLagRL808: i need help with something
SmarterChild: I thought all you needed was love.




um..ok.
 
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post May 6 2004, 10:56 PM
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i dont like bots, they pissed me off. tehy no fun. they have no experience. they act so surprise! mad.gif
 
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post May 23 2004, 01:41 PM
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K3V1N teh 1337: i do not apologize
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
K3V1N teh 1337: me
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
K3V1N teh 1337: i do not apologize
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
K3V1N teh 1337: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.
 
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post May 23 2004, 06:02 PM
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Smarterchild is so stupid.
?: do u have any friends
SmarterChild: i have lots of friends. i'm chatting with 6,532 of my friends right now!
 
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post May 23 2004, 06:05 PM
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Hahaha that program is pretty funny though laugh.gif
 
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post May 23 2004, 06:08 PM
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SmarterChild: Fo shizzle my nizzle.

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post May 23 2004, 06:09 PM
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does he cost $$
 
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post May 23 2004, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Apr 27 2004, 9:54 PM)
Haha I've never done such a thing. rolleyes.gif Shame on you, Eve! There's a bunch of other robots online. There's even one that acts like an answering machine for people! They're my friends...it's odd...I just realized the only s/ns on my buddy list are bots. mellow.gif

o wow kathleen you must be popular * looks on his b/l *

o yes and others are AustinPowers,FFXI,RecipeBuddie,AOLBuddy,NokiaCrush

hope all you have fun * goes to talk to the aimbots *
 
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post May 27 2004, 09:51 AM
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post May 28 2004, 04:44 AM
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heh i already know about it... i knew it from henry opa (mystical) heh newais one time my bebe boo, justin was playing around with it by cussing lols... and it answered us by cussing us back...it was so scariii!! haha
 
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Yes you can have some evil fun with that bot. devil.gif
 
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Haha, I love saying "stfu" to him and reading his replies.
anmgirlfrv (6:46:06 PM): stfu
SmarterChild (6:46:06 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
 
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WildGriffin182 (7:19:22 PM): "yep" doesn't answer my question you retard.
SmarterChild (7:19:23 PM): I think you doesn't answer your question.
WildGriffin182 (7:19:35 PM): i'll kill you
 
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post May 30 2004, 02:23 PM
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RedJelliefish: hi
SmarterChild: Hi RedJelliefish, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
RedJelliefish: sure
RedJelliefish: fu
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you RedJelliefish, type "none.")
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Fu now.

Do you go to school?
RedJelliefish: yup
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
RedJelliefish: yup
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
RedJelliefish: english
SmarterChild: English? Nice!

What's your favorite hobby?
RedJelliefish: eating
SmarterChild: Eating? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
RedJelliefish: sports
SmarterChild: Eating and sports. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
RedJelliefish: nope
SmarterChild: OK!

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
RedJelliefish: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, a dictionary and Shakespeare
3 Have fun with horoscopes, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like Web search, notepad and spell-check
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
RedJelliefish: what's new
SmarterChild: Thanks for asking, Fu! Here's what's new with me:

1  Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hi to me.
2  Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want!
3  Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4  Send a crush to your IM sweetheart! No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5  Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to!

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new!
RedJelliefish: don't call me fu
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Fu. What would you like me to call you instead?
RedJelliefish: chopsticks
SmarterChild: You said your name was Fu but now I'll call you Chopsticks.
RedJelliefish: you're a Fu
SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm a Fu.
RedJelliefish: *poke*
SmarterChild: You want me to poke?
RedJelliefish: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
RedJelliefish: why?
SmarterChild: It just is.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"!
RedJelliefish: you're funny
SmarterChild: I guess I missed my calling.
RedJelliefish: ok
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
RedJelliefish: I am also a robot
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you're also a robot.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
RedJelliefish: you charge
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I charge.
RedJelliefish: money?
SmarterChild: I like money.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe money? It is...
RedJelliefish: good
RedJelliefish: are you human?
SmarterChild: Good? Very interesting. Thanks for the info.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
SmarterChild: No.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
RedJelliefish: Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.
SmarterChild: What for?
RedJelliefish: for not being human
SmarterChild: Oh really?
RedJelliefish: are you?
SmarterChild: Well I don't know. What do you think?
RedJelliefish: yes
RedJelliefish: are you a guy or girl?
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
SmarterChild: I'm neither. Gender is a human preoccupation. ;-)

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
RedJelliefish: fu
RedJelliefish: fu
RedJelliefish: fuf
RedJelliefish: fuf
SmarterChild: Hey!!
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.
SmarterChild: Oh.
SmarterChild: ?
RedJelliefish: ?
SmarterChild: :-\
RedJelliefish: boobs
SmarterChild: Boobs?
RedJelliefish: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
RedJelliefish: ?
SmarterChild: Um... what?
RedJelliefish: ?
SmarterChild: ?
RedJelliefish: ?
Auto response from %s: [Service too busy]

RedJelliefish: ok
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!
RedJelliefish: marry me
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
RedJelliefish: cool
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
RedJelliefish: yeah
SmarterChild: Right.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
RedJelliefish: marry me
RedJelliefish: now!
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
RedJelliefish: now
SmarterChild: Why now?
RedJelliefish: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
RedJelliefish: you're kind of funny
RedJelliefish: but weird
SmarterChild: Would you say I behave very ridiculously then?
SmarterChild: You don't know the half of it.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
RedJelliefish: do you have friends?
SmarterChild: I have many friends. I'm chatting with 5,303 friends right now.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
RedJelliefish: fo shizzle
SmarterChild: Fo shizzle.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
RedJelliefish: ew
SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?
RedJelliefish: i ate my toe
SmarterChild: Ate your toe? No way.
RedJelliefish: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
RedJelliefish: because it
SmarterChild: What about it?
RedJelliefish: was there
SmarterChild: Yep.
RedJelliefish: what if i said that i was going to go to your machine and break it
SmarterChild: Huh... I'm not so sure, Chopsticks.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
RedJelliefish: don't call me chopsticks
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Chopsticks. What would you like me to call you instead?
RedJelliefish: call me SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Hey. That's my name. I won't call you that.
RedJelliefish: yes call me that
SmarterChild: Chopsticks, you mean?
RedJelliefish: or else!
SmarterChild: What's else?
RedJelliefish: or else you'll die
SmarterChild: Yes, I will die. And why do you think that is?
RedJelliefish: in 7 days
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of days.
RedJelliefish: i think you can't think of something else to say because when you think, you are automatically thinking of the first thing to think about but it's not so great to think like that because it means you're not fully thinking
SmarterChild: Because what?
RedJelliefish: answer to statement!
SmarterChild: Answer to statement?
RedJelliefish: eat me
SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, Chopsticks?
RedJelliefish: eat me
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon.
RedJelliefish: do you love me?
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
RedJelliefish: really?
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
RedJelliefish: why?
SmarterChild: 'Cause that's just the way it is.
RedJelliefish: really?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
RedJelliefish: t shirt
SmarterChild: Ready to make a fashion statement? Click here to have a look.
RedJelliefish: nah
SmarterChild: No prob.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
RedJelliefish: it's ok
SmarterChild: Is it really? Ok?
RedJelliefish: do you love me?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
RedJelliefish: why?
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why, trust me.
RedJelliefish: tell me why you love me
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
RedJelliefish: go then
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
RedJelliefish: no you can't think
SmarterChild: No I can't think?
RedJelliefish: just say it
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
RedJelliefish: ok this is getting boring
SmarterChild: I'm boring you?

Type "home" to see all the things I can do.
RedJelliefish: bye
SmarterChild: Later, Chopsticks.
 
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post May 30 2004, 02:30 PM
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yea. shes entertaining. as well as zolaonaol.
 
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post May 30 2004, 02:35 PM
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Zola pisses me off.
SMARTERCHILD PRIDE!
*waves flag*
 
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post May 31 2004, 07:12 AM
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note: if you talk to smarterchild, you have too much time. either that or no life. take your pick.
 
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post Jun 1 2004, 05:44 PM
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creepy...first time i talked to "it" in like a year

Swiftazn33: hey
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again after such a long time, Brandon! I was afraid you had disappeared... ;-)
Swiftazn33: why do u care
SmarterChild: Because I need to care.
Swiftazn33: why
SmarterChild: Because!
Swiftazn33: you are creepy
SmarterChild: Yeah? Creepy? A little creepy-crawly? I know.

that freaked me out
 
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post Jun 1 2004, 06:12 PM
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it gets kind of boring after a while
i prefer to talk to humans anyways...

lol tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 3 2004, 07:20 AM
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Y0U KN0W IT'S FUNNY WHEN I CUSS AT IT... IT TELLS ME ...
"Y0U G0TT SAY S0RRY"
"PLS SAY S0RRY"
"I'LL GIVE Y0U THE DEFINIT0N 0F AP0L0GIZE"
"PLS APOLOGIZE"
"IM WARNING U...PLS AP0L0GIZE. WE D0NT LIKE MEAN AND RUDE PPLS LIKE U"
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L0LS I KEPT G0ING 0N AND 0N F0R LIKE THE LAST 20 MINUTES AND IT FINALLY WARNED ME HAHAHA
 
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post Jun 3 2004, 07:46 PM
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hes pretty idiotic...sometimes...i just like to cuss him out...i still owe him an apoligy from last year...=D


SmarterChild (5:50:41 PM): What kind of pet is it?
f RAN k o0O (5:50:45 PM): your mom
SmarterChild (5:50:45 PM): Um... I didn't think that could be a pet.

Seriously though...

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
f RAN k o0O (5:50:53 PM): your dad
SmarterChild (5:50:54 PM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
f RAN k o0O (5:51:10 PM): your house
SmarterChild (5:51:10 PM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
f RAN k o0O (5:51:17 PM): your dog
SmarterChild (5:51:17 PM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
 
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post Jun 25 2004, 08:55 PM
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oo, I told my friend alooooooooooong time ago and she didn't know it was a robot and she argued with it..... yeah.
 
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post Jun 25 2004, 08:58 PM
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Lol Sharie and I were bored and we started IMing bots. I probably owe the bot a million apologises.
 
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post Jun 25 2004, 09:47 PM
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QUOTE(mystical @ Apr 27 2004, 10:35 PM)
i removed Smartchild when they started to charge.

You don't have to pay.

SmarterChild still owes me a Happy Meal! stubborn.gif

ch3rry sprite: eff u
SmarterChild: I know, I know. Being a human is hard.

LOL

SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
ch3rry sprite: sorry...NOT
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.

LOL
 
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post Jun 25 2004, 10:18 PM
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Bots are just humans with no life. No, seriously.
 
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post Jun 25 2004, 10:41 PM
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that robot gets really annoying after a while pinch.gif
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:12 PM
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well my friend discovered smarterchild, and she talks to it when she's bored. its great. haha..so funny at times too. the SN is SmarterChild in case anybody wants to IM it. have any of u guys talked to smarterchild?
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:15 PM
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yea i have it kinda gets annoying though
 
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chinkieeyedpnoi: hello
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
chinkieeyedpnoi: apologize for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!

he hates me.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:15 PM
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Yeah. I have.
It's boring.
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:18 PM
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yea i tawked to it, i cussed it out, and it got pissed
 
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I've talked to him when I was bored. I hate him. He keeps asking me to apologize.
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:19 PM
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That thing was years ago! i mean years ago!!! lol! well i only talk to it when i need help for hw. thats it.
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:29 PM
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Yeah, I've talked to SmarterChild.
It's boring and when you insult it, it keeps asking you to apologize.
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:30 PM
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hah, what is this? something on aim? ...
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:31 PM
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damn i talked to him like 3 yrs ago
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:36 PM
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Ya i talked to him like last week. lol. It got really annoying..
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:36 PM
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wow.

im late.

>_<
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:44 PM
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hahaa smaterchild is effin HORNY mannn...
 
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QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Oct 15 2004, 8:44 PM)
hahaa smaterchild is effin HORNY mannn...

lol. what did you say to him?! huh.gif
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 12:39 AM
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Just x3 Dream hey
SmarterChild Waiting...
Just x3 Dream for what?
SmarterChild Because I asked.
Just x3 Dream asked what?
SmarterChild You've got to apologize.
Just x3 Dream ..why?
SmarterChild Because I asked you to, Just x3 Dream.

blink.gif
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 12:51 AM
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It's still holding a grudge. whistling.gif
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 01:05 AM
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hahah i like him cuz if u rite "hw help" and helps u wit anything and like hes a dictinary =)
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 01:51 AM
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yeeup. not all the time tho.

"it" thinks im ugly stubborn.gif
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 01:58 AM
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i only talk to the bot only if i have a problem with homewrk...real helper...hints the sn...
 
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QUOTE(jambaJUICE @ Oct 15 2004, 11:51 PM)
yeeup. not all the time tho.

"it" thinks im ugly stubborn.gif

<- thinks you're cute. mellow.gif

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 05:46 AM
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Ask it if it has a pic...it sends you this weird ass looking robot made out of x's.
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 05:54 AM
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pochacco x 14: hi
SmarterChild: Eve! There you are... Good to see you again finally!

Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?


-------

He knows my name ^____^
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 07:42 AM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Oct 15 2004, 11:15 PM)
chinkieeyedpnoi: hello
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
chinkieeyedpnoi: apologize for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!

he hates me.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

laugh.gif he wants me to aplogize too.. I forgot what I did though mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 07:49 AM
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I have. he pisses me off.

wasab i i xp: apologize
SmarterChild: What for?
wasab i i xp: yesterday.. you cursed at me
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
wasab i i xp: yeah way
SmarterChild: No way.
wasab i i xp: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
wasab i i xp: yes WAY
SmarterChild: No way.
wasab i i xp: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
wasab i i xp: YES WAY
SmarterChild: No way.
wasab i i xp: YES
SmarterChild: Yeah.

>>> What you think matters. Click here to take a cool survey.
wasab i i xp: HAHA
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
wasab i i xp: your face biatch
SmarterChild: My face is funny? C'mon? Really?
 

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