stop and think about this 0.o, its weird |
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stop and think about this 0.o, its weird |
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 ![]() |
ever stop and think about how milking got invented?
like WHO IN THE WORLD would go "i'm gonna squeeze a cow's nipples then taste what it would taste like". its just. weird to think about. yeah... elba, your post got me thinkin. ![]() |
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haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy
then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking |
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![]() Saap!? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 568 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,151 ![]() |
hhmmmn...you got a point there...who would really want to just reach under there..."hmmnn...i wonder what comes out of this?" lol...
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lol thats a good point...that is really weird. i've never thought about that before...now i'm going to be thinking about it until tomorrow i bet.
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Who thought of "im gonna squeeze a womans nipples" and find milk came out
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![]() F**k me Beautiful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 ![]() |
milk is nuetritious...*sp*... and cow seems to have an abundancy of it... put 2 and 2 together and u get 4.... hrm oO?
OR 1 day the farmer got loney, kinda buzzed....and was like...hey bessy.... u got back |
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![]() Will write poetry for sex! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 ![]() |
He saw what the baby cows were getting out of it and joined in on the fun.
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![]() ~ThE DeViL~ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 332 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,464 ![]() |
u sum sick minded pplz..... either dat or perverted
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i say it all started when ppl started breast feeding...n the bab sucked out milk........n the go "ohh..so MILK comes out of the FEMALE breasts ....of a mammal.."...so then they go find this big ass mammal--the COW...n then try to get milk out hahaha....n since they dont have enough humans..they forced the aminals to give milk ...SOO CRUEL>.<
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![]() ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 ![]() |
Some horny farmer got bored.
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 ![]() |
lol yea i thought about it. mayb the guy waz curious about wat the utters were so he started poking and touchin it O.o
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![]() ~The CB Advice Giver~ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 505 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,021 ![]() |
kinky
i like elbas explanation ^_^ |
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that made me think........:P
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Haha
![]() Mmm, probably see what the baby cows are doing? |
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absolutely right..
do you ask: Who discovered that we can EAT vegetables? |
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking lol omg that was to funny ![]() |
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th farmer wanted to perform oral.. andthere was no men on the farm..and so ther was a cow....
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking lmfao. Good theory Elba! *claps* |
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actually its not nipple its udder
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to hell with you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 ![]() |
doesnt that work for everything tho?
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QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Oct 14 2004, 12:53 AM) kinky i like elbas explanation ^_^ Lol same here. It makes it all much more interesting... |
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![]() <3<3<3<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 ![]() |
i've heard this pndering qustion before, i agree to elba's statement.
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haha...read my signature...I had it like since I started this thing...lol
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![]() .::sweet on you::. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 509 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,753 ![]() |
maybe it was a woman....omg...that's nasty as f^ck
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking lmao haha |
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![]() *rawr baby* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 ![]() |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 14 2004, 12:01 AM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking ... L M A O . |
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![]() i'm susan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 ![]() |
hahahahaha elba!!! so funny >.<;; maybe it's cause of that?
or maybe this guy who was very thirsty and was walking for more than 3 days cause he couldnt find his new house, so he went to a farm and wanted to drink someone's water... but then he was so weak that he was lying down... and then suddenly a cow was mooing and the cow's baby was coming to their mother and was drinking their milk... so the thirsty guy wanted to try and since no one was looking, he pushed one of the cow's baby and put his mouth in the cow's nibble and started to suck on it... and then he says "this darn thing taste reallie good" and then the farmer guy saw him and kicked him out... and then he went to dairy products company that he invented the word "milk" so they tried it and the judges tried it...and then the milk invented dood got rich and rich????? |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 ![]() |
That really got me thinking.
I do wonder how they got milk. |
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
haha ive thought of that before...
ive never come up with an explanation tho... hehe and i like elba`s =] |
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![]() lick me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 ![]() |
Rofl elba..
It all starts with someone being perverted. . . |
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![]() Oh you'd be surprised ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 ![]() |
lol this woulda been a great topic project to work on if it was for skool. it'd be interesting to know how that theory really does work..i wonder? hahahh
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that is really weird.
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