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stop and think about this 0.o, its weird
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post Oct 13 2004, 10:58 PM
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ever stop and think about how milking got invented?

like WHO IN THE WORLD would go "i'm gonna squeeze a cow's nipples then taste what it would taste like".

its just. weird to think about.

yeah... elba, your post got me thinkin. blink.gif
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM
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haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy

then he sucked on cow's titty...

then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM
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hhmmmn...you got a point there...who would really want to just reach under there..."hmmnn...i wonder what comes out of this?" lol...
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:08 PM
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lol thats a good point...that is really weird. i've never thought about that before...now i'm going to be thinking about it until tomorrow i bet. wacko.gif
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:09 PM
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Who thought of "im gonna squeeze a womans nipples" and find milk came out
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM
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milk is nuetritious...*sp*... and cow seems to have an abundancy of it... put 2 and 2 together and u get 4.... hrm oO?

OR

1 day the farmer got loney, kinda buzzed....and was like...hey bessy.... u got back
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:14 PM
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He saw what the baby cows were getting out of it and joined in on the fun.
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 11:19 PM
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u sum sick minded pplz..... either dat or perverted
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 12:22 AM
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i say it all started when ppl started breast feeding...n the bab sucked out milk........n the go "ohh..so MILK comes out of the FEMALE breasts ....of a mammal.."...so then they go find this big ass mammal--the COW...n then try to get milk out hahaha....n since they dont have enough humans..they forced the aminals to give milk ...SOO CRUEL>.<
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 12:34 AM
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Some horny farmer got bored.
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 12:48 AM
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lol yea i thought about it. mayb the guy waz curious about wat the utters were so he started poking and touchin it O.o
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 12:53 AM
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i like elbas explanation ^_^
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 02:07 AM
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that made me think........:P
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 02:07 AM
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Haha laugh.gif

Mmm, probably see what the baby cows are doing?
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 06:04 AM
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absolutely right..

do you ask:
Who discovered that we can EAT vegetables?
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 06:30 AM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM)
haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy

then he sucked on cow's titty...

then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking

lol omg that was to funny happy.gif
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 06:40 AM
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th farmer wanted to perform oral.. andthere was no men on the farm..and so ther was a cow....
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 07:53 AM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM)
haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy

then he sucked on cow's titty...

then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking

lmfao. Good theory Elba! *claps*
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 08:13 AM
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actually its not nipple its udder
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 04:49 PM
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doesnt that work for everything tho?
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Oct 14 2004, 12:53 AM)
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i like elbas explanation ^_^

Lol same here. It makes it all much more interesting...
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 05:06 PM
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i've heard this pndering qustion before, i agree to elba's statement.
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 05:15 PM
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haha...read my signature...I had it like since I started this thing...lol
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 05:16 PM
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maybe it was a woman....omg...that's nasty as f^ck
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM)
haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy

then he sucked on cow's titty...

then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking

lmao haha
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 14 2004, 12:01 AM)
haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy

then he sucked on cow's titty...

then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking

...
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post Oct 14 2004, 07:43 PM
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hahahahaha elba!!! so funny >.<;; maybe it's cause of that?

or maybe this guy who was very thirsty and was walking for more than 3 days cause he couldnt find his new house, so he went to a farm and wanted to drink someone's water... but then he was so weak that he was lying down... and then suddenly a cow was mooing and the cow's baby was coming to their mother and was drinking their milk... so the thirsty guy wanted to try and since no one was looking, he pushed one of the cow's baby and put his mouth in the cow's nibble and started to suck on it... and then he says "this darn thing taste reallie good" and then the farmer guy saw him and kicked him out... and then he went to dairy products company that he invented the word "milk" so they tried it and the judges tried it...and then the milk invented dood got rich and rich?????
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 07:46 PM
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That really got me thinking.
I do wonder how they got milk.
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 07:55 PM
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haha ive thought of that before...

ive never come up with an explanation tho...

hehe and i like elba`s =]
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 11:18 PM
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Rofl elba..
It all starts with someone being perverted. . .
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 05:44 PM
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lol this woulda been a great topic project to work on if it was for skool. it'd be interesting to know how that theory really does work..i wonder? hahahh
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 04:29 PM
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that is really weird.
 

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