stop and think about this 0.o, its weird |
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
ever stop and think about how milking got invented?
like WHO IN THE WORLD would go "i'm gonna squeeze a cow's nipples then taste what it would taste like". its just. weird to think about. yeah... elba, your post got me thinkin. 
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM
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haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy
then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking |
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Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM
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 Saap!? Group: Member Posts: 568 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,151 |
hhmmmn...you got a point there...who would really want to just reach under there..."hmmnn...i wonder what comes out of this?" lol...
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| *stephinika* |
Oct 13 2004, 11:08 PM
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lol thats a good point...that is really weird. i've never thought about that before...now i'm going to be thinking about it until tomorrow i bet.
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| *krnxswat* |
Oct 13 2004, 11:09 PM
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Who thought of "im gonna squeeze a womans nipples" and find milk came out
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Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM
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 F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
milk is nuetritious...*sp*... and cow seems to have an abundancy of it... put 2 and 2 together and u get 4.... hrm oO?
OR 1 day the farmer got loney, kinda buzzed....and was like...hey bessy.... u got back |
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Oct 13 2004, 11:14 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
He saw what the baby cows were getting out of it and joined in on the fun.
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Oct 13 2004, 11:19 PM
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 ~ThE DeViL~ Group: Member Posts: 332 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,464 |
u sum sick minded pplz..... either dat or perverted
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Oct 14 2004, 12:22 AM
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i say it all started when ppl started breast feeding...n the bab sucked out milk........n the go "ohh..so MILK comes out of the FEMALE breasts ....of a mammal.."...so then they go find this big ass mammal--the COW...n then try to get milk out hahaha....n since they dont have enough humans..they forced the aminals to give milk ...SOO CRUEL>.<
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Oct 14 2004, 12:34 AM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
Some horny farmer got bored.
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Oct 14 2004, 12:48 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol yea i thought about it. mayb the guy waz curious about wat the utters were so he started poking and touchin it O.o
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Oct 14 2004, 12:53 AM
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 ~The CB Advice Giver~ Group: Member Posts: 505 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,021 |
kinky
i like elbas explanation ^_^ |
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Oct 14 2004, 02:07 AM
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that made me think........:P
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Oct 14 2004, 02:07 AM
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Haha
 Mmm, probably see what the baby cows are doing? |
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Oct 14 2004, 06:04 AM
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absolutely right..
do you ask: Who discovered that we can EAT vegetables? |
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Oct 14 2004, 06:30 AM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking lol omg that was to funny 
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| *wind&fire* |
Oct 14 2004, 06:40 AM
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th farmer wanted to perform oral.. andthere was no men on the farm..and so ther was a cow....
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Oct 14 2004, 07:53 AM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking lmfao. Good theory Elba! *claps* |
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| *Fallen_Fairy* |
Oct 14 2004, 08:13 AM
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actually its not nipple its udder
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Oct 14 2004, 04:49 PM
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doesnt that work for everything tho?
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Oct 14 2004, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Oct 14 2004, 12:53 AM) kinky i like elbas explanation ^_^ Lol same here. It makes it all much more interesting... |
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Oct 14 2004, 05:06 PM
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i've heard this pndering qustion before, i agree to elba's statement.
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Oct 14 2004, 05:15 PM
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haha...read my signature...I had it like since I started this thing...lol
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Oct 14 2004, 05:16 PM
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.::sweet on you::. Group: Member Posts: 509 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,753 |
maybe it was a woman....omg...that's nasty as f^ck
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Oct 14 2004, 05:19 PM
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 Maggot Rocker Group: Member Posts: 396 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,016 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 13 2004, 11:01 PM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking lmao haha |
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Oct 14 2004, 05:42 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 14 2004, 12:01 AM) haha... It's simple. Horny guy sucked on wifes titty... horny farmer guy then he sucked on cow's titty... then he thought cow's titty was more tasteful, so he sqeezed the rest out with his hands and saved the milk for later drinking ... L M A O . |
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Oct 14 2004, 07:43 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
hahahahaha elba!!! so funny >.<;; maybe it's cause of that?
or maybe this guy who was very thirsty and was walking for more than 3 days cause he couldnt find his new house, so he went to a farm and wanted to drink someone's water... but then he was so weak that he was lying down... and then suddenly a cow was mooing and the cow's baby was coming to their mother and was drinking their milk... so the thirsty guy wanted to try and since no one was looking, he pushed one of the cow's baby and put his mouth in the cow's nibble and started to suck on it... and then he says "this darn thing taste reallie good" and then the farmer guy saw him and kicked him out... and then he went to dairy products company that he invented the word "milk" so they tried it and the judges tried it...and then the milk invented dood got rich and rich????? |
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Oct 14 2004, 07:46 PM
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That really got me thinking.
I do wonder how they got milk. |
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Oct 14 2004, 07:55 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
haha ive thought of that before...
ive never come up with an explanation tho... hehe and i like elba`s =] |
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Oct 14 2004, 11:18 PM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
Rofl elba..
It all starts with someone being perverted. . . |
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Oct 15 2004, 05:44 PM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
lol this woulda been a great topic project to work on if it was for skool. it'd be interesting to know how that theory really does work..i wonder? hahahh
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Nov 13 2004, 04:29 PM
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that is really weird.
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