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 Oct 10 2004, 11:45 PM
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 -:- Nothen But Dreams -:-  Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,146  |
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? |
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Oct 11 2004, 02:28 PM
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 Spiffeh <3 Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,901 |
QUOTE 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? lmao 
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Oct 11 2004, 08:44 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
Lmao...funny questions!
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Oct 11 2004, 08:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
becuz if the whole thing made of black box material it would be too heavy? ;)
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Oct 12 2004, 02:20 AM
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hahaha lmao that funny
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Oct 12 2004, 05:07 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
herez sum other ones....
1. If sumone asks u what time it is and points to their wrist, why don't people point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?? 2.How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?? 3.When French people swear do they say "pardon my English"?? 4.Why can't we sneeze with out eyes open?? 5.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes the whole damn box to start a campfire!! 6.If a turtle loses its shell....is it naked or homeless?? 7.If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?? 8.If you don't have feet would you wear shoes?? no!! then why the heck do you wear a bra?? 9.If Pringles are soo good "that once you pop, you can't stop," then why do they come with a resealable lid?? 10.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?? **if u want more go to www.FireHotQuotes.com -look under "questions" |
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Oct 12 2004, 06:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...nice.
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Oct 13 2004, 04:02 PM
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 91 Auktane.. Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,625 |
1. If sumone asks u what time it is and points to their wrist, why don't people point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is??
i find that funny.. |
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Oct 17 2004, 03:07 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
QUOTE 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Well...it's unsure whether or not man REALLY evoloved from apes;monkeys  QUOTE 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? haha i found that one funny
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Oct 19 2004, 08:52 AM
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these are all queer....
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Oct 19 2004, 04:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
um nice
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