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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
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post Oct 10 2004, 09:24 PM
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Well I found this on someone's xanga, and I found it err...funny so I'm posting. lol.

No offense to those of you that chinese. I just found these funny and I'm not racist, I swear.

Learn chinese in 5 minutes ( you must read them out loud) or say them over and over.

1) Thats not rightt.......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See Me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................Dum Censored
5) Small horse............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did You go to the beach?...............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I think you need a face lift ..........Chin Tu Fat
8) Its very dark in here .................Wao So Dim
9)I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching?
10) This is a tow away zone ..............No Pah King
11) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.......Wai Yu Kum Nao
12) Staying out of sight.................Lai Ying Lo
13) Hes Cleaning his automobile ..........Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensensive .........Yu Stin Ki PU
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 09:28 PM
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uhh some1 posted this already
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 09:31 PM
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Whoops. lol. Well since someone already did, someone (admin) needs to close this topic wink.gif lol

EDIT

Uhm..I just looked for that topic and couldn't find it but if you know the link give it to me so I can reply in it or w/e.
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 11:37 PM
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ive seen dis before but i couldnt find it heh but it was posted before and its still funnie
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 06:57 AM
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say maydayism.
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I've seen too much of those already.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 01:07 PM
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hi, my name is brianna! =]
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Yep, I've seen this already.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 03:15 PM
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lOL!! hahah still funnie laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:17 AM
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lmfao that was hella funnay laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 12:00 PM
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Eh...it was okay. Clever, but I don't think it's necesarily funny.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 03:39 PM
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hahaha i found that on sum ones xanga to!
its alright!
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 03:41 PM
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i saw this before... but i heard its not true ???! ..or something.
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 08:44 AM
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omg this is the first time ROFLMFAO!!!!
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 07:34 PM
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omg hahahah crack me up!!
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 10:05 PM
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*laughs* *chokes**feels offended* *BLAMES MYSELF8
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 10:30 PM
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I like it like that
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i've heard it but it's still funny
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 11:53 PM
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haha haha ...funny...no just interesting
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:28 PM
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rawr.
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haha? witty...but im not laughing.
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 07:31 PM
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omg that's hilarious lol!
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 08:20 PM
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thumbsup.gif ive heard it before... pretty funny, but its not real chinese (no, im not chinese, i just looked it up)
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 11:06 AM
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its not funny. it could be offensive. i'm against it. _dry.gif


 
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post Nov 27 2004, 01:56 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D
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um... well, i am not laughing...
 

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