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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
do your teachers relate everything to sex? mine does =]
so our Computer Science teacher is the best teacher in the world. she connects everything to sex. our school computer sign-in requires the first letter of the first name and the first 3 letters of the last name... and her name is Bonnie Lowesomething or another. so that = BLOW anyways. about computer science =] sometimes... there are PUBLIC parts. that's the part where you let people see and access the program. such as your FACE. then, there are PRIVATE parts. parts where most people CANNOT access... such as your *ahem*. but that doesn't mean its not accessable.. you can LET people access your PRIVATE parts. but remember... there's a PROTECTION code too... something you should always practice when someone is ACCESSING your PRIVATES. but sometimes, people ACCESS your PRIVATES without your consent (i.e. RAPING) or actually, in computer sense, HACKING. sometimes.. if your not happy with your PRIVATES... you can CHANGE it. so. all in all. computer science has everything to do with using condoms, hormone enhancers, sex changes, and raping. =] |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:18 PM
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so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO!
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Oct 5 2004, 08:18 PM
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 my name is tiffany Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,213 |
LOLS..my computer teacher doesn't relate to sex. she relates it to broadway shows. she used to act in one and used kill lots of time so now she uses kill instead of close. haha...
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Oct 5 2004, 08:19 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! HAHAHAHA. of course. 
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Oct 5 2004, 08:20 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
lolz relate it to sex... quite funny =P
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Oct 5 2004, 08:21 PM
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 The voices talk too much... -.-u Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,078 |
-trying not to laugh-
-didn't succed- LOL! I was just kinda skimming through it.... And then I decided to read the whole thing. Which nearly made my choke on the water I was drinking. |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:24 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
some of our class conversations:
teacher: "mike!!! your privates aren't right!! you have to change them!!" teacher: "now remember, we only let our friends access our privates, but when we do, we have to use protection" and so on... |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:25 PM
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 1 nEVer KnEw ClaWs Were IllEGal Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,000 |
mines relates to ghetto neighbor hoods lol
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Oct 5 2004, 08:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
so.. without "protection", a "virus" might occur? hehe this is fun to talk about
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Oct 5 2004, 08:29 PM
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 F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
so is he like....this is how u protect ur internet....
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Oct 5 2004, 08:31 PM
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^^ hahahaz! ^^
hahahahahahahahahahha! wow! i didn't know that computers could be related to sex |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:32 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Now you see, your computer science teacher knows what she's doing. You understnad more what she's saying!
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Oct 5 2004, 08:33 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
yes..and its kinda wierd cuz i go to a christian school..lol
today in bible class we were talking about hugh hefner, the playboy channel, lifetime channel, and romance novels..somehow they're all related to each other and they're sinful... 
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Oct 5 2004, 08:51 PM
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hahahahaha my lit teacher relates EVERYTHING to sex!
...and next week we start the scarlett letter 
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Oct 5 2004, 08:58 PM
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Yeah, my chemistry teacher does that, but hey..you remember everything she said. She does that because we all have "sex" in our minds these days and if she relates things to sex, you'll pay a lot more attention.
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Oct 5 2004, 09:03 PM
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Bad, perverted teachers. My old French teacher used to do that.. everytime we wanted to read something after a test, she kept suggesting [more like forcing] p_rn cause she said the french people are more 'open' and do more of that stuf..
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Oct 5 2004, 09:10 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
ok...that's a bit....graphic
 i'm glad my teachers don't do that.
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Oct 5 2004, 09:13 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! haha, thats so funny! LOL.... i wish my teachers were humourous like urs... |
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Oct 5 2004, 09:18 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
And allowing people to access your privates allows them to reproduce the same codes and items.
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Oct 5 2004, 09:25 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 6:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! LOL. Nice one.  That's funny, Melissa. Lol. I needed that. 
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Oct 5 2004, 09:48 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 5 2004, 9:18 PM) And allowing people to access your privates allows them to reproduce the same codes and items. ooohhh ... that's good. =] |
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Oct 5 2004, 10:22 PM
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 patrina BAEK SUN HUNG is mine! Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,735 |
lol and when u dont access ur PRIVATES within 30 days,does your account goes idle?
 can u CRASH if ur doing too much at one tyme...dumping all physical memory...hee hee
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Oct 5 2004, 10:40 PM
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hahahahaah that's really funny. I wonder what your teacher does when they are alone.
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Oct 5 2004, 10:45 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl rofl thats funni
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Oct 5 2004, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE I wonder what your teacher does when they are alone. OMG... I really don't want to even think about that, or try and get a mental pic... Considering most of them are all old and hairy... But there is this one teacher... I would mind imagining about... *dreams* |
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Oct 5 2004, 10:54 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(< Random > @ Oct 5 2004, 10:49 PM) OMG... I really don't want to even think about that, or try and get a mental pic... Considering most of them are all old and hairy... But there is this one teacher... I would mind imagining about... *dreams* well actually... my teacher's a woman and she's in her early 30's. she's actually pretty for a teacher. haha. but maaan she's perverted. |
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Oct 6 2004, 01:15 AM
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haha no i've never had that happen to me but thats pretty funny/gross at the same time.
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Oct 6 2004, 01:26 AM
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ewww i think ur teachers are pedophiles... dont be alone with them yeh?
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Oct 6 2004, 01:39 AM
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Haha, interesting melissa!
oh, and congrats on getting your name changed 
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Oct 6 2004, 10:20 AM
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XD lmfao that would be the best class man!
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Oct 6 2004, 01:53 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Dude, your teacher rocks! I wish my high school teachers were like that...
 Oh well.
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Oct 6 2004, 03:38 PM
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 stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
woah that's freaky...that gawd my school isn't like that!
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Oct 6 2004, 09:04 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
neither my computer teacher relates to sex too O_O
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Oct 6 2004, 09:06 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Oct 5 2004, 8:29 PM) so is he like....this is how u protect ur internet.... hahahahahahha |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:08 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 9:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! HAHAHA
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Oct 6 2004, 09:09 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 6 2004, 1:39 AM) Haha, interesting melissa! oh, and congrats on getting your name changed hehe thanks elba. i'm loved by everyone =] and i love everyone back =] |
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Oct 6 2004, 09:20 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
.........haha. i'd be quite uncomfortable in that class o.O
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Oct 6 2004, 09:39 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
I'd be scared.
Thank God none of my teachers are like that. |
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Dec 12 2004, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE([X) poised,Oct 5 2004, 10:54 PM] well actually... my teacher's a woman and she's in her early 30's. she's actually pretty for a teacher. haha. but maaan she's perverted. that discribes a lot of teachers i have this year, actually |
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Dec 12 2004, 10:53 PM
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 "I'm bringing nasty back!" - JACKnasty Group: Member Posts: 450 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,457 |
What's funny, is that my sex teacher related sex to computers.....
"The boys will insert their floppy disks....but be careful, they might have viruses" Hahahahahah |
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Dec 12 2004, 11:14 PM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
whoa..my teacher'd probably get fired for that. We're only in 6th haha..but that's funny
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Dec 12 2004, 11:18 PM
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lol. that is HILARIOUS.
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Dec 13 2004, 01:54 AM
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LOL! thats friggin funny man I wish one of my teachers was like that I would be cracking up everyday, but no none of my teachers even have a sense of humor
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Dec 13 2004, 02:01 AM
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// im not spamming..just confused.
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Dec 13 2004, 03:23 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
yeah i remember in p.e. back in 7th grade. my teacher was showing us how to do a push up..(dont ask why) then he started humping the flooor saying "don't do that, we're done with sex ed"
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Dec 13 2004, 04:16 AM
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hahaha. lol. you're teacher's cool. my teachers doesnt always.. but only sometimes.
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Dec 13 2004, 05:18 PM
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they dont really relate EVERYTHING to it .. =P
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Dec 13 2004, 07:30 PM
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That's very interesting.
So have you ever tried pecan pie?!?!?!?!??! *exclamation mark* |
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Dec 13 2004, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! rotflmfao thats just priceless xD |
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Dec 13 2004, 07:48 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
haha my gym teacher relates everything to sex. but he's hot
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Dec 13 2004, 07:52 PM
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*coughcrazycough* hahahahahahahaha
the thing is this year my health teacher is my last years comp sci teacher :p. lol
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Dec 13 2004, 08:02 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
awwwww you have a cool teachers
ours are stupid |
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Dec 13 2004, 08:07 PM
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ROFL. that is some funny shite. none of my teachers do that. that would be pretty funny if they did though.
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Dec 13 2004, 08:12 PM
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sounds like a pretty cool teacher. i wish they were my teacher. ahahhaha.
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Dec 13 2004, 08:15 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
*tears* AHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD
too bad none of my teachers are like that |
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Dec 14 2004, 09:16 AM
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whoa..... hahahaha never thought of it that way, but makes sense. lol
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May 11 2006, 11:18 AM
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In C++, only your friends can see your privates.
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May 11 2006, 03:41 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
None of my teachers would ever do that.
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May 11 2006, 03:52 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
QUOTE(PinkTrash @ Oct 5 2004, 9:03 PM)  Bad, perverted teachers. My old French teacher used to do that.. everytime we wanted to read something after a test, she kept suggesting [more like forcing] p_rn cause she said the french people are more 'open' and do more of that stuf.. ew QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ May 11 2006, 3:41 PM) None of my teachers would ever do that. yeah, seriously. i got told off by a teacher cause i said "what the crap"  so none of my teachers would even think about including that stuff in a lesson |
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May 11 2006, 04:33 PM
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nicorie Group: Member Posts: 196 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,679 |
haha my computer science teacher never did that.
But my calculus teacher did. He says, " Why don't yuou get it? Calculus is like pure sex!"
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May 11 2006, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 9:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! LOL  QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 9:25 PM) so.. without "protection", a "virus" might occur? hehe this is fun to talk about I know right?! XD QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Oct 5 2004, 9:29 PM) so is he like....this is how u protect ur internet.... QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 5 2004, 10:18 PM) And allowing people to access your privates allows them to reproduce the same codes and items. haha Julia! that was a good one I wish my teacher was like that! |
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May 11 2006, 07:35 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
QUOTE And allowing people to access your privates allows them to reproduce the same codes and items. ROFL. - During our drill today, science teacher handed out a word unscrambling worksheet on the human body, and there was this one particular word that caught my eye: " ineps ". I thought it was .. you know, but it turned out to be spine. |
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May 11 2006, 07:49 PM
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xDD.
Wow. Computer Science and Sex. |
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May 11 2006, 09:27 PM
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My math teacher breaks into conversations about sex all the time.
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May 11 2006, 09:38 PM
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The best I got this year was all the sexual references in Ethan Frome. Even the "fabric sex" was no fun though, becausewe didn't have a teacher we were comfortable pushing our limits with.
Next year should be delightfully full of innuendo again, though. (HAHAHA I just looked back through the thread, and in my first post I'd used the same shifty smiley in reference to the same teacher.l Ahhh, I miss him..but am glad I didn't do my oral with him.) |
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May 11 2006, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(LiLEthiopian @ Oct 5 2004, 8:33 PM) yes..and its kinda wierd cuz i go to a christian school..lol today in bible class we were talking about hugh hefner, the playboy channel, lifetime channel, and romance novels..somehow they're all related to each other and they're sinful... Haha my Drama teacher suggested we get a school uniform and that it be robes. I voted for the Hugh Hefner robe. I got to geek and hippie school so everything's a sex joke. Today my World Wars teacher used a big word that could be interpretted perversely, but I didn't know what it meant so I missed the joke heh |
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May 11 2006, 10:00 PM
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Tiffany <3 Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,685 |
Yea lol
Okay we can be talking about flowers and trees and BAM Sex this, sex that, STD'S this, prostitutes that It's rather scarry |
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May 11 2006, 11:19 PM
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 The Russian™ Group: Member Posts: 212 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,554 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 6:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha, that made me laugh. But anyways, I dunno none of my teachers associate ANYTHING with sex. Well, like somethimes just to get our attention, he/she might say something completely random to snap us out of talking. Like, SEX!!!!!!!!!! or just something really weird... |
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